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 The Crow
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 Funny red bumps 
#7113793 - 07/01/07 02:08 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Can you get funny red bumps near the head from frequent unlubricated masturbation or is the only way possible to get this is STD's?
I need to know
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 Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113798 - 07/01/07 02:11 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Penile papules.
Theres all kinds of crazy bumps you can get. Dry skin, infected pores, penile papules, stds. I wouldn't immediatly worry, if they dont itch/burn and theres no open sores or puss youre prolly fine.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: vandago]
#7113801 - 07/01/07 02:14 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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 They dont itch or burn or leak pus! Hooray!
So this could just be caused by not using enough lubricant?
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113804 - 07/01/07 02:17 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I actually got some from using lubricant which I was allergic to. I freaked out for a while and went to planned parenthood and whipped my dick out faster the john holmes on cue, and the doc said I was fine and they would clear up. Doc said if they turn cauliflower or start to burn/itch/puss then theres a problem.
If you are extremely worried about warts/herps put some white vinegar on a cue tip and dab it on the bumps, if they turn bright white you got the herp or wart and you should seek medical attention. ( btw that was advice from an actual doc, not shit I just made up), but either way if you're worried seek help, just to clear your mind. Planned parenthood is cheap and friendly.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: vandago]
#7113810 - 07/01/07 02:22 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've had these for a while now and they are not really getting better.....
I've also used the same masturbating technique for a while.....
So if I have these for months and months, but they still dont start leaking or getting itchy or anything, I shouldn't be worried?
because I really am
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113825 - 07/01/07 02:28 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had mine for about 6 weeks. They were almost like callusses (sp) but then eventually cleared up.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: vandago]
#7113830 - 07/01/07 02:30 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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mine are more like little itty bitty red pointy bumps in a cluster in the fornt, right under my head.....
And I take it that I had them for months is a bad sign?
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: vandago]
#7113834 - 07/01/07 02:32 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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when i was about 13 or 14 i started doing penile exercises called jelqing, among others, and penile papules were common. so, like these other guys are saying, you're probably fine. if they hurt, or don't clear up after a while, then get them checked out, but you're most likely good to go.
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The Crow
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jelqing?
do tell
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113862 - 07/01/07 02:42 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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google, my friend.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113864 - 07/01/07 02:43 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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How come whenever people have bumps on their dick its funny 
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The Crow
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not for me its not
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113871 - 07/01/07 02:46 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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what the fuck I just googled it
tiny-rabid-birds, ur sick as hell
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113876 - 07/01/07 02:49 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahahah sick? nah my friend.. i was a but a child. plus.. it's quite possible those exercises worked. that, or puberty was a blessing to me. i can't really tell, they happened at the same time.
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are you circumsised? cause if you dont clean out your head down there, yeast infections have been known to happen.
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The Crow
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: impgl]
#7113910 - 07/01/07 03:02 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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ya im circumzied
wtf yeast inftco??
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113928 - 07/01/07 03:10 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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im not circumsised and i got a yeast infection on my dick before. the head turned a little speckled red after busting a load. got all worried and shit, but im cool now. just jacked some fem yeast shit from walgreens and wiped myself down with it 
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: impgl]
#7113931 - 07/01/07 03:11 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Stealing yeast infection medication?? Does it get any lower?
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: vandago]
#7113936 - 07/01/07 03:14 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah actually, today i just jacked some oragel after i lost the one i jacked yesterday 
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: impgl]
#7113945 - 07/01/07 03:17 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nah, yeast infection meds is definetly down a couple notches than oragel.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: vandago]
#7113946 - 07/01/07 03:18 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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LOL!! this shit is funny... you can get checked for free... if you've been fucking dirty sluts you prolly should...
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: wow]
#7113966 - 07/01/07 03:27 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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can u get herpes from getting a blowjob from someone who has it, but their's is not an outbreak?
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7113972 - 07/01/07 03:32 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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well, yeah your right about the "down a notch" bullshit, i only need that oragel cause my mouth *landed* on a foot last week. and yes, you can get both oral and genital herpes from some breezie even if the bitch doesnt have any showings. but dont stress about every little bump you see around your dick
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Quote:
TurntableJunky said:
How come whenever people have bumps on their dick its funny
Because it's not you with bumps on your dick.
BTW if it's yeast it would itch and be a little sore and have a little white stuff. When this happens eat yogurt for a couple of days.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7114359 - 07/01/07 08:24 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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if you are really worried - go to the ER and sit there for 12 hours, and have someone look at your dong.
please remember - although not a doctor, I have seen my share of dick skin (having been a fine artist for many years, i took a lot of life drawing classes). Red bumps on penis skin is ok, if it is not an open sore/wart/leaking etc.
My finance has a few tiny red bumps right near his urethra (hole in yer dick) when i first saw them, i got scared, and asked him about it - Said he's had them for years. i watched them, and they never changed, cleared up. I chalk it up to just being a weird skin condition. keeping your Johnson pinned back in tight boxer briefs may cause this. maybe you're wanking it too hard. who knows.
But seriously, if you are worried - GO TO A DOCTOR.
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Oracle Of Delphi said:
But seriously, if you are worried - GO TO A DOCTOR.
And: Preparation H has the highest number of thefts for medications.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7114399 - 07/01/07 08:43 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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WATCH OUT FOR FUNNY RED BUMPS FROM FREQUENT UNLUBRICATED MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7114476 - 07/01/07 09:29 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Learn how to give yourself head...
or use Baby oil when you jerk off.
Edited by skunk78395 (07/01/07 09:32 AM)
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: Skunk420]
#7114522 - 07/01/07 09:58 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can't imagine masturbation with lube. I always thought lube and jerking off was weird, and unneccessary.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: impgl]
#7116359 - 07/01/07 08:40 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
impgl said:
just jacked some fem yeast shit from walgreens and wiped myself down with it
I literally LOLed.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: DIRTYMAN]
#7116539 - 07/01/07 09:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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sometimes I use my own saliva as lube...
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: The Crow]
#7116798 - 07/01/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Crow said:
can u get herpes from getting a blowjob from someone who has it, but their's is not an outbreak?
No... different species of herpes.
Edit: Although I think you CAN get cold sores from a girl who gives you a BJ that has cold sores. They're just cold sores on your mouth, like hers, not on your wang.
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Re: Funny red bumps [Re: Gumby]
#7117119 - 07/01/07 11:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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chester you fucking puppet, keep that shit out of the pub. i'd rather not have to worry about my eyes being assaulted with scat when browsing here.
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Quote:
i'd rather not have to worry about my eyes being assaulted with scat when browsing here.
You can get pink eye from that.
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silly puppet [Re: vandago]
#7117749 - 07/02/07 02:36 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol look at Chester's ratings-"best newb ever" by DIRTYMAN
I wonder who it is
Seriously though, how dare he disrupt my funny red bumps thread with sick trash like this
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Re: silly puppet [Re: The Crow]
#7117776 - 07/02/07 02:46 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, he was banned again, so his ratings are unavailable.
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Re: silly puppet [Re: CureCat]
#7117795 - 07/02/07 02:52 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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what-who?
I could access his ratings...
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Re: silly puppet [Re: The Crow]
#7117803 - 07/02/07 02:54 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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could.
Can you still?
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Quote:
Androctonus said:
http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/common/sexinfections/sti/091.html
Alright, you win. My human sex teacher needs to get with the times. Apparently HSV-I only causes cold sores on the mouth and HSV-II caused sores on the genitals. Apparently, due to the "increase in amount of oral sex," doctors are starting to see people get sores on their genitals from HSV-I.
 My last girlfriend had cold sores... And gave good head. Not at the same time though. Still, that's a creepy thought.
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