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InvisibleDiploidM
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ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women)
    #7099167 - 06/27/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

My ex just sent this to me:

HIM:

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Insert card

3. Enter PIN number and account

4. Take cash, card and receipt

5. Leave

HER:

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Check makeup in rearview mirror

3. Shut off engine

4. Put keys in purse

5. Get out of car because she’s too far from machine

6. Hunt for card in purse

7. Insert card

8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it

9. Enter PIN number

10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.

11. Hit “cancel”

12. Re-enter correct PIN number

12a. Hit "cancel"

12b. Call boyfriend to get correct PIN number

13. Check balance

14. Look for envelope

15. Look in purse for pen

16. Make out deposit slip

17. Endorse checks

18. Make deposit

19. Study instructions

20. Make cash withdrawal

21. Get in car

22. Check makeup

23. Look for keys

24. Start car

25. Check makeup

26. Start pulling away

27. STOP

28. Back up to machine

29. Get out of car

30. Take card and receipt

31. Get back in car

32. Put card in wallet

33. Put receipt in checkbook

34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36. Check makeup

37. Put car in gear, reverse

38. Put car in drive

39. Drive away from machine

40. Travel 3 miles

41. Release parking brake


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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InvisibledrSE
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
    #7099179 - 06/27/07 02:46 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
    #7099203 - 06/27/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

:yesnod:


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
    #7099208 - 06/27/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I thought this was going to be about finishing an ass to mouth session.


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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
    #7099216 - 06/27/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl2:


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InvisibledrSE
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: jewunit]
    #7099217 - 06/27/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

that would have been a better ending


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InvisibleBanez
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: drSE]
    #7099532 - 06/27/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

ATM- ass to mouth.. that was brillant jew.

no i hate how unprepared for life females are.. my fiancee is about 9 months younger than me, yet still doesnt have her GED, just got her temp license, and doesnt have a car. not to mention she doesnt work.

so yeah.. i know where u are coming from.. i fucking hate how we will wait in line for like 10 mins at the grocery store, watch the clerk scan all the groceries, and when shes paying.. she waits until the clerk asks her to pay to start looking for her debit card. drives me nutz.

im one of those kind of people that has their car keys in my hand when i walk out the door.. not in my pocket. always prepared.


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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
    #7099553 - 06/27/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

That's hardly funny....

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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
    #7099559 - 06/27/07 04:19 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Drive-through ATM's? This exists?


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InvisibleBanez
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7099566 - 06/27/07 04:21 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

hell yes it does..

here in ohio we also have drive thru carryouts for alcohol and tabacco. sometimes weed depending on who is working.

Amen for Drive-Thru's.


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Invisibleadrug

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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7099574 - 06/27/07 04:22 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Are you joking?

You've never seen a drive thru ATM?

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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
    #7099580 - 06/27/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I mean I guess it makes sense.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Invisibleadrug

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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7099584 - 06/27/07 04:25 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

God forbid people have to park and get out of thier cars, right?

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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #7099623 - 06/27/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

lol thats pretty amusing that you didn't know that.


any way im pretty sure there was a better version of that joke i don't know why someone had to fuck with it.

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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
    #7099640 - 06/27/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

40-41 were cute~

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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Digs]
    #7099654 - 06/27/07 04:54 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

26-30 are so true lol

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InvisibleDiploidM
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
    #7099758 - 06/27/07 05:19 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

That's hardly funny....

You're just saying that cuz you're a girl. :razz:


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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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InvisibleLayYouIn
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
    #7100059 - 06/27/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

:lol::thumbup::thumbup:

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InvisibleGumby
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
    #7100086 - 06/27/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

LOLOL.... I'm gonna send that to my ex.

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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
    #7100116 - 06/27/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

adrug said:
Are you joking?

You've never seen a drive thru ATM?




Dude he lives in NYC. You never need to drive there.

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