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Diploid
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ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women)
#7099167 - 06/27/07 02:44 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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My ex just sent this to me:
HIM:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Leave
HER:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because she’s too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit “cancel”
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
12a. Hit "cancel"
12b. Call boyfriend to get correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake
-------------------- Republican Values: 1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you. 2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child. 3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer. 4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
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drSE
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
#7099179 - 06/27/07 02:46 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Grow Room
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WhiskeyClone
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
#7099203 - 06/27/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man. For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire. Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it. ~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"
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jewunit
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
#7099208 - 06/27/07 02:51 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I thought this was going to be about finishing an ass to mouth session.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
#7099216 - 06/27/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- -- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! -- JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD" -- JaP: What would this place be without random sluts? JaP: Nothing, I tell you.
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drSE
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: jewunit]
#7099217 - 06/27/07 02:53 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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that would have been a better ending
-------------------- Grow Room
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Banez
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: drSE]
#7099532 - 06/27/07 04:14 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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ATM- ass to mouth.. that was brillant jew.
no i hate how unprepared for life females are.. my fiancee is about 9 months younger than me, yet still doesnt have her GED, just got her temp license, and doesnt have a car. not to mention she doesnt work.
so yeah.. i know where u are coming from.. i fucking hate how we will wait in line for like 10 mins at the grocery store, watch the clerk scan all the groceries, and when shes paying.. she waits until the clerk asks her to pay to start looking for her debit card. drives me nutz.
im one of those kind of people that has their car keys in my hand when i walk out the door.. not in my pocket. always prepared.
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adrug
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
#7099553 - 06/27/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's hardly funny....
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
#7099559 - 06/27/07 04:19 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Drive-through ATM's? This exists?
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Banez
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hell yes it does..
here in ohio we also have drive thru carryouts for alcohol and tabacco. sometimes weed depending on who is working.
Amen for Drive-Thru's.
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adrug
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Are you joking?
You've never seen a drive thru ATM?
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
#7099580 - 06/27/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I mean I guess it makes sense.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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adrug
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God forbid people have to park and get out of thier cars, right?
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buckwheat
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lol thats pretty amusing that you didn't know that.
any way im pretty sure there was a better version of that joke i don't know why someone had to fuck with it.
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Digs
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
#7099640 - 06/27/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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40-41 were cute~
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Helixx
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Digs]
#7099654 - 06/27/07 04:54 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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26-30 are so true lol
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Diploid
Cuban
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Posts: 19,274
Loc: Rabbit Hole
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
#7099758 - 06/27/07 05:19 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's hardly funny....
You're just saying that cuz you're a girl.
-------------------- Republican Values: 1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you. 2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child. 3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer. 4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.
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LayYouIn
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
#7100059 - 06/27/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gumby
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: Diploid]
#7100086 - 06/27/07 06:46 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOLOL.... I'm gonna send that to my ex.
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Gumby
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Re: ATM Withdrawals (Men vs. Women) [Re: adrug]
#7100116 - 06/27/07 06:50 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
adrug said: Are you joking?
You've never seen a drive thru ATM?
Dude he lives in NYC. You never need to drive there.
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