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Don't hate me for this...
    #7094446 - 06/26/07 11:31 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

but I was considering becoming a cop, at least to get me through college and law school (I want to become a lawyer). I mean, it really doesn't take that much to become a cop. As far as I understand I can join the police training academy right now. Plus, how hard can it be? I think the hardest thing is that I would have to quit smoking :frown:.

Thoughts? Advice? Opinions? Flames?

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094453 - 06/26/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Just do well on the LSATs and you'll go to law school for free or cheap. That's what I'm counting on.

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Redstorm]
    #7094459 - 06/26/07 11:34 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i dont hate anyoe.
but if you where a cop you would be enevidebly distributing hate. :shrug:


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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094460 - 06/26/07 11:34 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Leave the the shroomery now. Burn your computer, and never speak of cultivation again. :mad:


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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094461 - 06/26/07 11:35 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

for the rcmp, you have to go through huge screening processes that involve in dept, multiple psych tests, interviews and such.

They also hook you up to a lie-detector and ask you questions all the way back to grade school.

I've HEARD that they also look into any old friends you've had.

If you make it through all these interviews and tests, then you will be put on the waiting list for the academy.

Now I don't know how it works in the states mind you, it could be different.

But if they hook you up to a lie detector and ask you question about using drugs like lsd and such(which they will if you are hooked up to one)...if you fail, you don't get another chance and are immediately not going to be accepted.

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094463 - 06/26/07 11:36 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Are you gonna be a crooked cop giving it to the man from the inside and actually helping people, or a straight cop.. to serve and protect the rich mans pocketbook and distribute injustice upon your fellow man?


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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Redstorm]
    #7094473 - 06/26/07 11:38 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Just turn the other cheek as much as humanly possible for potsmokers minding their business. And remember where ya came from, and carry those ideas and beliefs with you to the field, officer;-)
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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Spooge]
    #7094478 - 06/26/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

And they let people drive and operate armed tanks with less background check... Weird.

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Maverick]
    #7094497 - 06/26/07 11:43 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

yeah tis fucked up.

My gf is a police dispatcher and has told me about all this crap.

I couldn't believe how much crap they have to go through.

But again, i think the states are different probably.

From the looks and sounds of it, they don't put their officers through half of the screening or training that they do for the rcmp :tongue:

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Redstorm]
    #7094507 - 06/26/07 11:45 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Redstorm said:
Just do well on the LSATs and you'll go to law school for free or cheap. That's what I'm counting on.




I've never heard of the LSATs. I was just planning on getting a BA in Political Sci and hoping to get into a law school.

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notapillow said:
i dont hate anyoe.
but if you where a cop you would be enevidebly distributing hate. :shrug:




If I do become a cop I won't be a power hungry dick. Orlando has a horrible crime rate these days, I actually want to help my community. I won't be sending kids away for dope.

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Psilocybeingzz said:
Leaves the the shroomery now. Burn your computer, and never speak of cultivation again. :mad:




:chiefwiggum:

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ZoooftheMoon said:
But if they hook you up to a lie detector and ask you question about using drugs like lsd and such(which they will if you are hooked up to one)...if you fail, you don't get another chance and are immediately not going to be accepted.




So no cops out there have ever done drugs before? I hope that's not the case.

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Shroomism said:
Are you gonna be a crooked cop giving it to the man from the inside and actually helping people, or a straight cop.. to serve and protect the rich mans pocketbook and distribute injustice upon your fellow man?




I won't be fucking with non-violent drug offenders that's for sure.

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094512 - 06/26/07 11:46 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

You better get researching law school if you've never heard of the LSAT's. You can't even get into an accredited school without taking them.

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094513 - 06/26/07 11:46 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Then you got my vote :thumbup:


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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094533 - 06/26/07 11:52 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I'm just giving you info straight from the source

They do actually put them through all that crap.

And if they fail the lie detector test, they are outta there.

I'm sure there's a few out there who have, but passed the tests and screening processes.

Like I say, i think the states is different.

I still think it's something you should be aware of

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094541 - 06/26/07 11:53 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Lie detector tests aren't foolproof. They can be beat.


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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7094551 - 06/26/07 11:55 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

of course. But it's not a gaurantee. But even so, you'd definitely would want to be prepared for one

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Innominate]
    #7094558 - 06/26/07 11:57 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I wouldnt mind being a cop or SWAT if it where not for drug laws. I could never bust anyone for drugs.

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7094588 - 06/26/07 12:09 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I don't see why a cop shouldn't feel free to smoke pot in the privacy of his/her own home being that it should bloody well be legal already anyway.

Background checks are to, hopefully, weed out the nuts who just want to look tough and push people around. They get through too often now but just imagine how many would be out there without it...

I think it's a whole lot easier to be an honest cop than an honest lawyer. I'd hate to be in a position where I was expected to defend a felon with enough money to "buy" a convincing lawyer like O.J. did. That's just prostitution....enough money and you get "serviced" and walk out with a smile. Ah! America! Apparently in Japan only the sleaziest lawyer will defend someone everyone knows is guilty but must have a trial....lose face otherwise. I wish N. America was like that. Do real estate law...some controversy but less moral challenges..till the lady junior law assistant hits on you...but that can happen in any field. :wink:

I've met some decent cops even as a teenager with stash in my bag when the car broke down....and I'm looking back with a smile only because it turned out alright in the end...just got a ride to the service station in the back of the cruiser which he wasn't obliged to do for me and the two other female friends with me. Just the ride...no more.

Good luck whatever you choose!-MIC

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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: buckwheat]
    #7094591 - 06/26/07 12:10 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

If I was a cop I'd bust loads of chavs (dunno what you're equivalent is) for petty things like weed.

Then I'd take their buds and let them off and give them a 'warning' :grin:

Man I'd be such a good crooked cop.. I'd get all the dealers to pay me for tip offs :grin:


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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: Shroomism]
    #7094617 - 06/26/07 12:19 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

seriously
go ahead if you want. but by putting yourself in an athoritative position you are only furthering the gap between us and justice. when you polorize life with morality, right wrong, good bad. you inharently distribute both sides of the dualistic spectrem. mureder will always exist. so will unfairness, theivery, and corruption. its up to us as a whole to change our entire genetic networking. we must activly breed love compassion and understanding, hate to sound like a stupid acid frazzled hippy but your job will only be hurting the world by drawing a line in the sand and saying "you cannot do that"
find another job


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Re: Don't hate me for this... [Re: notapillow]
    #7094639 - 06/26/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I WANT someone to stop people from steal'in my stuff...raping my daughters...driving drunk...etc. etc. etc. etc.

I WANT decent guys like this poster to get in there and make a difference where a difference needs to be made! He said he won't..bleep...with innocent pot smokers like us...so I don't see why he should be discouraged from checking it out at least. Maybe they'll say: "You're obviously too enlightened...get out of here!" lol.


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