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Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan
    #7092180 - 06/25/07 10:03 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I mean in all seriousness. No bullshit guys.

We all thought about. Lets just say they are classic slow Romero zombies.

I'd run to walmart, and steal guns, grab stuff. A lot of stuff. Hightail it to a roof, with a bunch of dirt and stuff.

There's no holes in my plan.

What are your guys plan? Are you prepared?

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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7092208 - 06/25/07 10:10 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I'm thinking mid evil body armour, swords, some guns, and armored vehicles and buildings =)


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: yarrwolf]
    #7092230 - 06/25/07 10:16 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Why? That's waaaay too bulky. Go with leather, brother. Humans can't bite through leather. Well in real life. Not in Dawn of the Dead 79'

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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7092254 - 06/25/07 10:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Firstly, I'd get my battle axe and samurai sword that I bought when I was all about that shit and my ext frame pack with my essentials.

Second, I, as you, would make my way to Walmart to stock up on some guns and canned food.

I'd make my way out, hopefully I wouldn't have been over run by zombies by now, and just be active in my slaughtering of zombies. I don't think I could stake out in one area. Doesn't feel safe to me. Gotta keep moving, keep changing everything.

Maybe I'd make my way over to the university chem lab and get some gnarly strong bases(acid just burns, bases eat through).

I'd continue this little parade, hopefully join up with others along the way, I may have brought enough weapons and ammo for another to help.

All the while, we/I would head towards different areas that had gun shops or walmarts to reload and whatnot.

that's my plan.


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7092274 - 06/25/07 10:25 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Travel by night

Carry bat/sharp thing, acquire gun as time goes on

Get a dog

Collect people

Hmm, whatever


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Cracka_X]
    #7092276 - 06/25/07 10:25 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

If it's slow zombies then I'm getting a cooler of beer, a ladder, a nice arm chair, a 3006 rifle, and lots of bullets. Then I'm going to sit on the roof of some building and frag zombies all day long


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #7092290 - 06/25/07 10:29 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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If it's slow zombies then I'm getting a cooler of beer, a ladder, a nice arm chair, a 3006 rifle, and lots of bullets. Then I'm going to sit on the roof of some building and frag zombies all day long




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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Cracka_X]
    #7092291 - 06/25/07 10:29 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Why couldn't you stake out a well armored area? Dementia?

With crop rotation it could be possible.

Weed would be too easy to get: "There's my old dealer!"
BANG!

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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7092309 - 06/25/07 10:34 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

i would hide out in a costco and fuck anything with a hole that isnt infected. in hopes of getting it pregnent and continuing the human race..... or the human/animal hybrid race as the case may be.


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: kintos]
    #7092329 - 06/25/07 10:39 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah fucking~!

Travel woould be mighty fun though. I'd be a nomadic bad-ass with many trinkets of personal power grabbed from the bodies of those I liberated form their monotous daemonic hell! Yesss!! Mugwump Jism!

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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: kintos]
    #7092367 - 06/25/07 10:48 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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i would hide out in a costco and fuck anything with a hole that isnt infected




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a ladder



YEah that gives me an idea, but I feel like it may be futile.  Maybe to climb a tree and stake out there. at least that way the zombies could surprise me from behind, being on top of a building or something.  Then again, it worked in South Park.

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Why couldn't you stake out a well armored area?



If all this continued for some time then I'd just be a slave.  I'd try and get to the coast and flee to some island with a flock of fly honeys and maybe one other 2 other dudes to keep the diversity and form a mini Africa.

Staying in one place = bad.


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7092372 - 06/25/07 10:50 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

obviously you lot have not read the zombie survival guide.

medieval body armor is the worst idea yet. as was stated, far too bulky. you'll end up getting torn limb from limb as the crowd of zombies amasses around you. try running in a full suit of armor.

the problem with just hanging out on a roof is that you'll be constantly exposed to the elements. not to mention that every noise you make has the potential to alert a zombie in the area, which will in turn let out a feeding moan that will attract more zombies. then before you know it there's like 100 zombies hanging out around your building and your supply of canned food is dwindling. And being that you're on a roof with very limited space and resources, there's no way you can grow your own.

I'd do the usual raiding thing. get a trekking backpack and stock it up with a small cot/bedroll, plenty of dried food (jerky, nuts, trailmix, bars, etc), and other misc. traveling supplies. get a decent machete, a decent gun & ammo, and a few like-minded friends and take my motorcycle north along the route with the fewest cities. I'd of course carry as much extra gas as possible on my bike, and continue to fill up both the regular tank and the reserves whenever finding a working pump, before they all run dry.

The ultimate destination would be some backwoods region of canada, where it freezes over during the winter, which would also freeze the zombies in their tracks. And then i guess spend the time building some fortified log structure and tilling land to grow food.

ideally i'd like to flee to a deserted island. but i don't see that being feasible


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Cracka_X]
    #7092378 - 06/25/07 10:52 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

It could so work. Look how long the Day of the Dead military base stayed strong. Insanity got to them though.

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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7092403 - 06/25/07 10:59 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

1) Pack Supplies:
Gasoline, food, porn, weed
Throw a bike on the back of my car
2) Drive up to police armory just up the freeway, jack weapons
3) Drive north into the wilderness/Canada somewhere
4) Shoot stray zombies that come my way for sport.
5) Start a big grow while I wait for the zombies to die out

I have the The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Sebastian23]
    #7092711 - 06/26/07 12:12 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

dude so my friend kyle has like 13 guns at his house and ammo

i would go there and get his combat shotgun and his 9mm

go to nearby gunshop and collect ammo

go to nearby grocery and collect food while blasting zombies with that shotgun

i live out in the middle of nowhere so i would drive off into the backwoods country and find a house that had no neighbors for miles and was preferably up on a hill...

id set up shop there and fuck up zombies for the rest of my days...



i would miss trippin soooo much...

i would try to grow shrooms and weed in my yard haha


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7092813 - 06/26/07 12:41 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I'd go north, the zombies would freeze, no body tempature, read it in a book actually....


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7092834 - 06/26/07 12:45 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, i figured out exactly what i'd do in each room of my house if zombies attacked and i planned out for all possible zombie entry points and initial numbers. my basic plan is get onto the room, secure the roof. next step is go rooftop to rooftop and secure a vehical. drive out to where they were few people origionally (so that there wouldn't be alot of zombies) and stock up on supplies there. then i'd just find a big old house that i could build a big zombie trap around the bottom (basically just a pit that zombies fall into that they can't get out of, then i burn-em up when it gets too full) (i'd start with just smashing a set of stairs so i could be safe on the top floor of a building with no trees nearby). then i'd travel around during the day using a car trying to find poeple, basically just avoiding ambushes. i have alot of zombie fighting tricks planned out but i don't think i'd have to use most of them.


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7092895 - 06/26/07 01:03 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

You guys realize large convenience stores would be the first place anyone with a brain would go, and zombies love brains. Before you know it it would become a feeding fest and all hell will break loose.


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #7092962 - 06/26/07 01:25 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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I mean in all seriousness. No bullshit guys.

We all thought about. Lets just say they are classic slow Romero zombies.

I'd run to walmart, and steal guns, grab stuff. A lot of stuff. Hightail it to a roof, with a bunch of dirt and stuff.

There's no holes in my plan.





start getting all that stuff together now. if and when it actually does happen, everyone and their mom is going to have already been to wal mart stealing supplies, probably before you even noticed that those people limping down the streets were zombies.


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Re: Who here has a "If Zombies Attacked" plan [Re: nightkrawler]
    #7093667 - 06/26/07 05:56 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

yeah - if i remember correctly - there are several signs of a zombie epidemic - and it starts slow - but then snowballs - if you dont have all that stuff ready to go - like in a closet -chances are every other redblooded amercian is going to be stealing / and killing to steal / in a 5 mile radius around where ever you are.
The guy in the medieval armour would be the first to go - and then the people who are 'collecting" ammo -

If a zombie epidemic ever broke out - i think id off myself. im too tired to run :eek: OoD


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