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Invisibleniteowl
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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: JunkFood]
    #7074435 - 06/21/07 09:58 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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JunkFood said:
Being selfish doesn't change the fact that women actually like giving head and that they'll do it without necessarily requiring you to fo down on them.




If you're not willing to go down on your woman, you don't deserve a BJ, ya selfish  jerk

:thumbdown:


BTW......not all women like to give head, how old are you 16?


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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: Tactile Tunafish]
    #7074476 - 06/21/07 10:06 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Tactile Tunafish said:
Unfortunately, I'm not able to deep-throat him yet, which I find enormously frustrating, because I try really hard.




practice with popsicles.

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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: ManianFH]
    #7074541 - 06/21/07 10:25 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)
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Once the mouuth is on the cock,it is a blow job,could be bad,could be good,I feel you do not have to come to have a"blowjob".Now finishing a blow job is just what it says.You don't get many of those becaus in this day and age it is dangerous.


The gag reflex is a bitch when you are going down as well,if you have a toy,practice with that,you could also use your hands with a little flavored lube if you can't take the whole thing in.


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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: ManianFH]
    #7074635 - 06/21/07 10:51 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

in my opinion:

a true blowjob consists of not only semen excretion...but ALSO...semen swallowing as well







I too have not had this pleasure  :sad:


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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: Muppet]
    #7074646 - 06/21/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

you are sincerely missing out. When I was 17, I hooked up with this 28 year old that was bisexual and divorced with 2 kids. She wasn't very good looking but I was 17 and along for the ride. She gave me the best head I have ever had. No shit, she got me off in 15 seconds. Part of that 15 seconds was me just being 17 but the other was damn good blowjob. She wouldn't let me fuck her though.

I have gotten lucky though. I have only fucked one girl that didn't give head and the rest loved to eat that shit up.

Edited by daytripper05 (06/21/07 10:55 AM)

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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: daytripper05]
    #7075119 - 06/21/07 12:44 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Man she must have been desperate to blow a 17 year old. You're lucky regardless. :grin:

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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #7075129 - 06/21/07 12:46 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: Yeah, that must have been why I never called her again.

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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: Tactile Tunafish]
    #7075210 - 06/21/07 01:05 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Tactile Tunafish said:
Quote:

JunkFood said:
Girls are supposed to want to do it for themselves.




To the women who don't like giving head -- do you realize the awesome power you could wield with that mouth?...because really, a guy has entrusted you with their most prized and valuable possession.  He gives you the gift of vulnerability and total surrender when he lets you slurp away on that beautiful thing.





Is that what you girls think? I always thought that the girl was the one who was surrendering. :shrug:

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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: implicitli]
    #7085638 - 06/24/07 12:53 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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implicitli said:
Quote:

Tactile Tunafish said:
Unfortunately, I'm not able to deep-throat him yet, which I find enormously frustrating, because I try really hard. 




practice with popsicles.




thanks for the suggestion, but if he was built like a popsicle, I wouldn't have this problem !!!  :smile:

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Re: Blowjobs... [Re: Tactile Tunafish]
    #7085662 - 06/24/07 12:57 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

What about itzakadoozies? (or however you spell it?)

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