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redgreenvines
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brilliant BOTH now I can sleep
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Icelander
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OrgoneConclusion said:
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I will have you know that I was the first non-applicant.
We are cancelling your initiation for your public display of pride. Please return the gold ring at once - and don't make us ask again!
You may non-apply again in six months.
I threw it away. I tried to pawn it but they told me it wasn't gold. Just some gold colored paint. In place of it I am sending my wedding ring which is of no value whatsoever.
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OrgoneConclusion
Blue Fish Group
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Re: Brotherhood of the Heart (B.O.T.H.) [Re: Icelander]
#7033120 - 06/11/07 11:05 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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As if we would have given you the genuine ring BEFORE your initiation.
Because of your discovery of its being a counterfeit, The Organians, er I mean The Council may reconsider...
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spiritualemerg
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The following should be accepted as my application for rejection...
My Life Is Rubbish My Life Is Tough The Other Singers Pick On Me Nick All My Stuff They Dont Think Im One Of Them And Thats Not Fair Just Cos I've Got A Girly Voice And Silly Hair
I Told Them I'm A Soldier I've Been In A War But None Of Them Believe Me And Laugh Even More Robbie Said To Prove MySelf That I Should Go Take My Coat And Top Off And Stand In The Snow
Its Bloody Cold Its Bloody Cold Its Bloody Cold Out Here But If I Pass Robbies Test Maybe He'll Be So Immpressed And It Might Help My Career ... Blast Into Next Year
Noel And Liam Gallagher Wont Let Me In Their Gang Morrisey Keeps Telling Me James Blunt Is Rhyming Slang Craig David Says The Only Way To Prove That Im cool Is Jumping With My Trousers On Into A Swimming Pool
Its Bloody Cold Its Bloody Cold Its Bloody Cold, I Know But If It Means I Can Hang With The Cool Singer's Gang Its Worth It, I Suppose
Ok, Then, Here Goes ...
James Blunt ~ It's Bloody ColdSee also: - You're BeautifulMore from people who love to poke fun at this song... - You're Beautiful [CAUTION: FULL FRONTAL FEMALE NUDITY] - You're Beautiful [CAUTION: FULL FRONTAL MALE NUDITY] - I'm Emotional
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Lakefingers
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Re: Brotherhood of the Heart (B.O.T.H.) [Re: spiritualemerg]
#7055761 - 06/17/07 04:51 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why does someone need to join a group with ritualistic and secretive connotations, a group with a fully boastful name that plays on some clandestine philanthropy?
What is the difference with the Free Masons, far-left syndicalists, Odd Fellows, Order of the Nine Angles, the Temple of Set, discordians, etc? I have been outright unimpressed by anyone I've met from any brotherhood, unless it has been purely illegal by nature.
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NiamhNyx
I'm NOT a 'he'
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Do you guys have a really cool secret handshake? Coz, y'know, I'm not really into that kind of thing if you do. Count me out.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Brotherhood of the Heart (B.O.T.H.) [Re: NiamhNyx]
#7057062 - 06/17/07 01:41 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Coz, y'know, I'm not really into that kind of thing if you do. Count me out.
Your disdain for stupid ritual brings you closer to acceptance. We do, however; have a special 'initiation' for female applicants...
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NiamhNyx
I'm NOT a 'he'
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So you are some kind of fertility cult? Is this initiation something akin to the Carpocratian agapes? I am, of course, completely disinterested in such foolishness.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Brotherhood of the Heart (B.O.T.H.) [Re: NiamhNyx]
#7057428 - 06/17/07 03:16 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tell me more of the Carpocratian agapes. I must confess ignorance.
Your disinterest gets me strangely excited.
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NiamhNyx
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The Carpocratians were an anarchistic Gnostic Cult in 2nd century Alexandria. According to Clement of Alexandria (who hated them for thier 'licentiousness') at thier agapes (love-feasts, or gatherings) they "have intercouse where they will and with whom they will." Sounds like a pretty good cult if you ask me. Either way, it's a lot more appealing than the ascetic approach.
If B.O.T.H. is up to shenanigans of this sort, I may consider gracing such an organization with my interest.
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figgusfiddus
Arrogant Worm
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OrgoneConclusion said: I have received a large number of PMs regarding BOTH and how to apply for membership. We are a quasi-secret group of individuals whose charter it is to... well I am not at liberty to share this information publicly.
We are not a clique nor a closed organization, but as to applying for initiation, let me put it this way: if you feel the need to be accepted and approved by The Council then you are not BOTH material.
Who is or is not a BOTH member will be obvious to any future candidates. We will be looking for the proper countersign encrypted in your posts. At that time you will be contacted and an invitation will be offered.
Hope this clears up any confusion and answers all questions.
Peace,
Shmoopy
Ig bosneo arantia.
Wow! You have a club?
Can I join? Do we get to play ninjas? Hold on, I think my mom's calling.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Brotherhood of the Heart (B.O.T.H.) [Re: NiamhNyx]
#7058945 - 06/17/07 09:19 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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NiamhNyx said: The Carpocratians were an anarchistic Gnostic Cult in 2nd century Alexandria. According to Clement of Alexandria (who hated them for thier 'licentiousness') at thier agapes (love-feasts, or gatherings) they "have intercouse where they will and with whom they will." Sounds like a pretty good cult if you ask me. Either way, it's a lot more appealing than the ascetic approach.
If B.O.T.H. is up to shenanigans of this sort, I may consider gracing such an organization with my interest.
You have been nominated not merely for membership, but as the Social Activities Director. Are you good at organizing, music selection, blowing up balloons and drug procurement?
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mushbaby
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Re: Brotherhood of the Heart (B.O.T.H.) [Re: Veritas]
#7059236 - 06/17/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Veritas said: I have no need of external validation of my fabulousness.
Tell it like it is sister! Myself, never been a member of an organization, why start now. I am curious about party favors and possible initiation rites tho. Just got my mind going wild!
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NiamhNyx
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OrgoneConclusion said:
You have been nominated not merely for membership, but as the Social Activities Director. Are you good at organizing, music selection, blowing up baloons and drug procurement?
Am I ever! Does this position give me any authority over lower ranking members? I of course have no intention of exploiting it, it's more a matter of pride. I'd also like to wear a special ring that symbolises my importance, if possible.
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figgusfiddus
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Re: Brotherhood of the Heart (B.O.T.H.) [Re: NiamhNyx]
#7062157 - 06/18/07 03:44 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know, I think they have one of these clubs in my area. Girls get in free, and couples get a discount.
Ha, ha.
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