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Rahie
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I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
#7050018 - 06/15/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Pick the month you were born in 1 - I ate 2 - I smoked weed with 3 - I killed 4 - I needed 5 - I banged 6 - I shot 7 - I banged 8 - I ran shirtless with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I kissed 11 - I slept with 12- I ran naked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - a bum 02 - my crush 03 - a prostitute 04 - a dog 05 - Paris Hilton 06 -a homo 07 - my girl 08 - a homeless man 09 - a pornstar 10 - Michael Jackson 11 - Barney the Dinosaur 12 - my boyfriend 13 - my lover 14 - a whore 15 - a pickle 16 - a stripper 17 - a cheerleader 18 - a horse 19 - an orange 20 - a glass of milk 21 - a ninja 22 - a condom 23 - a toothbrush 24 - a bag of weed 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a french fry 27 - your mom 28 - your dealer 29 - a lesbian 30 - a crackhead 31 - yourr grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because I'm good in bed Black - because im sexy as hell Pink - because the little ppl told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous Yellow- because i have a HUGE dick Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other - because I have double D's Green - - because thats how I roll Orange - because I smoke crack Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Brown - because I had to Shirtless - because I've got abs
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Dr_T
Random Dude
Registered: 06/03/07
Posts: 1,839
Loc: Colorado
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
#7050028 - 06/15/07 04:06 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fuck. I kissed Michael Jackson. Blech.
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slackophage
Misanthropist
Registered: 11/16/06
Posts: 1,112
Loc: Seattleish
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Dr_T]
#7050037 - 06/15/07 04:10 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I banged your dealer because I love marijuana.
Prophetic!
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
#7050041 - 06/15/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I slept with a lesbian because I'm good in bed.
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Nashbar
just strange.... on drugs
Registered: 07/16/05
Posts: 3,536
Loc: strawberry field
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: slackophage]
#7050042 - 06/15/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I need your deeler because I'm good in bed
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Peteomighty
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: slackophage]
#7050043 - 06/15/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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i banged an orange cos i'm good in bed.
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LloydChristmas
getting lost on purpose
Registered: 04/05/06
Posts: 4,245
Loc: atx
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Peteomighty]
#7050046 - 06/15/07 04:12 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I banged my boyfriend because I'm sexy as hell.
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SunshineSuperman
Mad Hatter
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 415
Loc: Shangri La
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: LloydChristmas]
#7050050 - 06/15/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I ate a french fry because i had to
how disappointing
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Syle
Kenai Sigh
Registered: 10/16/05
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Loc: WA
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: LloydChristmas]
#7050053 - 06/15/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I stabbed my boyfriend because I am sexy as hell.
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Gastronomicus
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
#7050054 - 06/15/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I needed a french fry cuz that's how I roll! Word bitches.
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GreenScreen
bidibodi bidibu
Registered: 07/02/06
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Loc: ation
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: LloydChristmas]
#7050064 - 06/15/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I ate a homeless man because I love marijuana.
I guess I was hungry??
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Rahie
Stranger
Registered: 04/01/06
Posts: 3,524
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: GreenScreen]
#7050068 - 06/15/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol
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slackophage
Misanthropist
Registered: 11/16/06
Posts: 1,112
Loc: Seattleish
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: GreenScreen]
#7050082 - 06/15/07 04:21 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's even funnier with your avatar....
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SunshineSuperman
Mad Hatter
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 415
Loc: Shangri La
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: slackophage]
#7050116 - 06/15/07 04:28 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I bet someone in here changed their shirt to get a better answer
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Stownio
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: SunshineSuperman]
#7050226 - 06/15/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I banged my crush because I've got abs
damn I've been banging her her for 5 whole months
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Innominate
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Stownio]
#7050234 - 06/15/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I killed a bum because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
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JT
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
#7050239 - 06/15/07 04:56 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I kissed my boyfriend because I've got abs.
god damn it
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JacquesCousteau
Being.
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
#7050298 - 06/15/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I shot my crush, because I'm a pimp. And you're jealous.
What the fuck. This is lamer than Mad Libs. :\
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SunshineSuperman
Mad Hatter
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 415
Loc: Shangri La
Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: JacquesCousteau]
#7050325 - 06/15/07 05:17 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
JacquesCousteau said: I shot my crush, because I'm a pimp. And you're jealous.
What the fuck. This is lamer than Mad Libs. :\
Don't disrespect Mad Libs that's one of my favorite things to do while stoned, I've made some funny ones, like going to a hospital and licking pink kazoos
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maggotz
Registered: 06/24/06
Posts: 7,539
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: GreenScreen]
#7050355 - 06/15/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
I ate a homeless man because I love marijuana.
those damned munchies...
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