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InvisibleRahie
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I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
    #7050018 - 06/15/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I smoked weed with
3 - I killed
4 - I needed
5 - I banged
6 - I shot
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I kissed
11 - I slept with
12- I ran naked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a bum
02 - my crush
03 - a prostitute
04 - a dog
05 - Paris Hilton
06 -a homo
07 - my girl
08 - a homeless man
09 - a pornstar
10 - Michael Jackson
11 - Barney the Dinosaur
12 - my boyfriend
13 - my lover
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a cheerleader
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a glass of milk
21 - a ninja
22 - a condom
23 - a toothbrush
24 - a bag of weed
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a french fry
27 - your mom
28 - your dealer
29 - a lesbian
30 - a crackhead
31 - yourr grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing


White - because I'm good in bed
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - because the little ppl told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Yellow- because i have a HUGE dick
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - - because thats how I roll
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because I had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

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OfflineDr_T
Random Dude
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Registered: 06/03/07
Posts: 1,839
Loc: Colorado
Last seen: 16 years, 6 months
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
    #7050028 - 06/15/07 04:06 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck. I kissed Michael Jackson. Blech.


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Invisibleslackophage
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Registered: 11/16/06
Posts: 1,112
Loc: Seattleish
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Dr_T]
    #7050037 - 06/15/07 04:10 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I banged your dealer because I love marijuana.


Prophetic! :strokebeard:

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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie

Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
    #7050041 - 06/15/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I slept with a lesbian because I'm good in bed.


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OfflineNashbar
just strange.... on drugs
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Registered: 07/16/05
Posts: 3,536
Loc: strawberry field
Last seen: 6 years, 5 months
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: slackophage]
    #7050042 - 06/15/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I need your deeler because I'm good in bed

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OfflinePeteomighty
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Registered: 04/13/07
Posts: 337
Last seen: 16 years, 6 months
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: slackophage]
    #7050043 - 06/15/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i banged an orange cos i'm good in bed. :popcorn:


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drugs no drugs sex no sex hats no hats.

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OfflineLloydChristmas
getting lost on purpose
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Registered: 04/05/06
Posts: 4,245
Loc: atx Flag
Last seen: 18 days, 7 hours
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Peteomighty]
    #7050046 - 06/15/07 04:12 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I banged my boyfriend because I'm sexy as hell.:eek:


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OfflineSunshineSuperman
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 415
Loc: Shangri La
Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #7050050 - 06/15/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I ate a french fry because i had to

how disappointing :shrug:

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OfflineSyle
Kenai Sigh
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Registered: 10/16/05
Posts: 6,678
Loc: WA
Last seen: 1 year, 30 days
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #7050053 - 06/15/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I stabbed my boyfriend because I am sexy as hell.


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OfflineGastronomicus
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
    #7050054 - 06/15/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I needed a french fry cuz that's how I roll! Word bitches.


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OfflineGreenScreen
bidibodi bidibu
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Registered: 07/02/06
Posts: 914
Loc: ation
Last seen: 5 years, 2 months
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #7050064 - 06/15/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I ate a homeless man because I love marijuana.

I guess I was hungry??  :shrug:


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InvisibleRahie
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Registered: 04/01/06
Posts: 3,524
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: GreenScreen]
    #7050068 - 06/15/07 04:18 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

lol

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Invisibleslackophage
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Registered: 11/16/06
Posts: 1,112
Loc: Seattleish
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: GreenScreen]
    #7050082 - 06/15/07 04:21 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

It's even funnier with your avatar....

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OfflineSunshineSuperman
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 415
Loc: Shangri La
Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: slackophage]
    #7050116 - 06/15/07 04:28 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I bet someone in here changed their shirt to get a better answer

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OfflineStownio
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Registered: 02/05/07
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Loc: Hoffland
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: SunshineSuperman]
    #7050226 - 06/15/07 04:52 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I banged my crush because I've got abs

damn I've been banging her her for 5 whole months :smirk:


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InvisibleInnominate
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Registered: 06/12/05
Posts: 2,136
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Stownio]
    #7050234 - 06/15/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I killed a bum because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

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OfflineJT
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Registered: 02/28/07
Posts: 7,027
Loc: athens Flag
Last seen: 4 years, 8 months
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
    #7050239 - 06/15/07 04:56 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I kissed my boyfriend because I've got abs.

god damn it :playboy:

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OfflineJacquesCousteau
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Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: Rahie]
    #7050298 - 06/15/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I shot my crush, because I'm a pimp. And you're jealous.

What the fuck. This is lamer than Mad Libs. :\

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OfflineSunshineSuperman
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 415
Loc: Shangri La
Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7050325 - 06/15/07 05:17 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

JacquesCousteau said:
I shot my crush, because I'm a pimp. And you're jealous.

What the fuck. This is lamer than Mad Libs. :\



Don't disrespect Mad Libs
that's one of my favorite things to do while stoned, I've made some funny ones, like going to a hospital and licking pink kazoos

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Registered: 06/24/06
Posts: 7,539
Re: I shot a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous. [Re: GreenScreen]
    #7050355 - 06/15/07 05:23 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

I ate a homeless man because I love marijuana.



those damned munchies...

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