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Compass
Ancient Light
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: GnuBobo]
#7039824 - 06/12/07 10:05 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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He got a little pre-trip anxiety, and thought, "Maybe I shouldn't have taken so much LSD with a baby inside of me."
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: Compass]
#7039834 - 06/12/07 10:07 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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and then he died from a marijuana overdose
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Drewwyann
Slayer of ticks
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: danlennon3]
#7039863 - 06/12/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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and while he was dying he totally had sex with mutliple partners all unprotected like.
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!
Registered: 08/25/06
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: Drewwyann]
#7040211 - 06/12/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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and got aids, super aids
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Compass
Ancient Light
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: Hakim0777]
#7042054 - 06/13/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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The baby inside of him didn't want the AIDs so he tried crawling out his father's anus only to be poked in the eye by somebody's cock.
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: Compass]
#7042117 - 06/13/07 01:49 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jaba the huts cock.
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FoURtWeNTy420
Infinite Conciousness
Registered: 03/07/07
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Loc: Miami
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: Hakim0777]
#7042978 - 06/13/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Boom, he heard the sound again, but still continued to pretend he didn't hear it...He creeped up slowly to the slightly ajar door. Then the escaped serial killer sliced his throat and killed him---BOOM! The noise richochetted though his head as it flung him out of the vision; he thought to himself about what he saw, "Hmmm, that was weird a person jumping out of that door and stabbing me..." ...and then the vision came true! ...And...We will be right back after the commercial break..." "No we won't" the man thought - quickly changing the channel. The man clumsily drops the remote control and it rolls under the couch, not realizing what he had turned on...His heartbeat quickened as ominous music burst forth from a channel he had never seen before. "It appears to be a vibrating candlestick of some sort," he said aloud. He sat up and walk toward the televizzle to unplug it, but when he yank out the plug the electricity shot from the plug to the outlet creating a bridge of electricity....the bridge started to form a silohoutte of what seem to be a human like figure. He grabbed his nuts in a sort of natural instinct to this shocking electrtical figure forming before his eyes.
it was Bobafett, he walked up to the nut-clutching man standing by the t.v. "I came here from the dimension where Star Wars really does exist... The nut-clutching man had only one thing he wanted to know, only one thing he had to ask Bobafett. The man asks Bobafett, "So, you wanna get high?" and busts out an ounce of purple kush, and a 3 foot glass bong. But with a simple jist bobafett noticed what was in his fist he thought he was in for a smoke to blow but in reality he pulled out a 3 foot dildo then they drove around hella fucked up in fetts vett. Dildo in hand and smoke billowing out the van, a police dude pulled them over. The man(cop,pig,popo,police) asks Bobafett for his license, then starts walking back to his car to do a warrant check on him, when in blazing fast speed Bobafett rams the dildo up the man's ass. Blood shoots everywhere drenching his space suit and fomring a pool on the cement. the victim looks back and makes this face ...The cop's butthole picture is now surfacing on the shroomery as the new "goatse" pic due to it's newfound diameter, but just as one unknowing member clicked on the thumbnail... He gets the eerie feeling that this cop was in fact his deranged uncle, and the worrisome part being that it wasn't his face he recognised him by. but he thought owell for his uncle had raped him and his cousin biweekly which started his bountyhunting obsession. a cold breeze washed over his neck and back as he arose from his dream, which wasnt as lucid as normal. he had been sleeping naked in a field of dry grass, and just now noticed the rocks irritating his buttocks and the ants crawling on his chest. He then went to the movie store and found a movie called "starwars" upon watching it he found that he himself was in the movie; surely no person could see into his dreams.... For he knew that dreams were the playground of faeries, and he would not release the tortures of his mind to any simpleton Tom, Dick, or Harry. "this thread lasted long...", he said to himself, as he lay on the floor after trying to hang himself with the sewing kit Sister Nancy gave him... "I shouldnt of got that abortion.... " But, on that notion, he took a bit of Dylan's potion, and that set some mental flowers in motion. He got a little pre-trip anxiety, and thought, "Maybe I shouldn't have taken so much LSD with a baby inside of me." and then he died from a marijuana overdose. and while he was dying he totally had sex with mutliple partners all unprotected like. and got aids, super aids. The baby inside of him didn't want the AIDs so he tried crawling out his father's anus only to be poked in the eye by somebody's cock. Jaba the huts cock
. he reached out to grab the penis and as he lay his hand on top of it for a firm grip he instantly fell thru jaba dick and appeared in a purgatory like state......he was inside of jaba's dick, he looked around and saw Vote Clinton '08 posters everywhere on the walls and other naked/horse fucking pictures of hillary clinton.....it was obvious that jaba was obsessed with hillary clinton...
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!
Registered: 08/25/06
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omg thats actually quite funny.
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Newbie
User of semicolons.
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: Hakim0777]
#7043371 - 06/13/07 07:21 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Boom, he heard the sound again, but still continued to pretend he didn't hear it...He creeped up slowly to the slightly ajar door. Then the escaped serial killer sliced his throat and killed him---BOOM! The noise richochetted though his head as it flung him out of the vision; he thought to himself about what he saw, "Hmmm, that was weird a person jumping out of that door and stabbing me..." ...and then the vision came true! ...And...We will be right back after the commercial break..." "No we won't" the man thought - quickly changing the channel. The man clumsily drops the remote control and it rolls under the couch, not realizing what he had turned on...His heartbeat quickened as ominous music burst forth from a channel he had never seen before. "It appears to be a vibrating candlestick of some sort," he said aloud. He sat up and walk toward the televizzle to unplug it, but when he yank out the plug the electricity shot from the plug to the outlet creating a bridge of electricity....the bridge started to form a silohoutte of what seem to be a human like figure. He grabbed his nuts in a sort of natural instinct to this shocking electrtical figure forming before his eyes.
it was Bobafett, he walked up to the nut-clutching man standing by the t.v. "I came here from the dimension where Star Wars really does exist... The nut-clutching man had only one thing he wanted to know, only one thing he had to ask Bobafett. The man asks Bobafett, "So, you wanna get high?" and busts out an ounce of purple kush, and a 3 foot glass bong. But with a simple jist bobafett noticed what was in his fist he thought he was in for a smoke to blow but in reality he pulled out a 3 foot dildo then they drove around hella fucked up in fetts vett. Dildo in hand and smoke billowing out the van, a police dude pulled them over. The man(cop,pig,popo,police) asks Bobafett for his license, then starts walking back to his car to do a warrant check on him, when in blazing fast speed Bobafett rams the dildo up the man's ass. Blood shoots everywhere drenching his space suit and fomring a pool on the cement. the victim looks back and makes this face ...The cop's butthole picture is now surfacing on the shroomery as the new "goatse" pic due to it's newfound diameter, but just as one unknowing member clicked on the thumbnail... He gets the eerie feeling that this cop was in fact his deranged uncle, and the worrisome part being that it wasn't his face he recognised him by. but he thought owell for his uncle had raped him and his cousin biweekly which started his bountyhunting obsession. a cold breeze washed over his neck and back as he arose from his dream, which wasnt as lucid as normal. he had been sleeping naked in a field of dry grass, and just now noticed the rocks irritating his buttocks and the ants crawling on his chest. He then went to the movie store and found a movie called "starwars" upon watching it he found that he himself was in the movie; surely no person could see into his dreams.... For he knew that dreams were the playground of faeries, and he would not release the tortures of his mind to any simpleton Tom, Dick, or Harry. "this thread lasted long...", he said to himself, as he lay on the floor after trying to hang himself with the sewing kit Sister Nancy gave him... "I shouldnt of got that abortion.... " But, on that notion, he took a bit of Dylan's potion, and that set some mental flowers in motion. He got a little pre-trip anxiety, and thought, "Maybe I shouldn't have taken so much LSD with a baby inside of me." and then he died from a marijuana overdose. and while he was dying he totally had sex with mutliple partners all unprotected like. and got aids, super aids. The baby inside of him didn't want the AIDs so he tried crawling out his father's anus only to be poked in the eye by somebody's cock. Jaba the huts cock ::intuitively::
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kake
The answer to1984 is 1776.
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Re: One Sentence Story [Re: Newbie]
#7043669 - 06/13/07 08:47 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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haha, it is indeed pretty funny.
BRAVO!
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