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My Mom Is The Coolest!
    #7016677 - 06/06/07 06:37 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

She had some oral surgery done last week and was given a script for 15 Percocets...

She took 3 of them over a 2 day period and GAVE ME THE REST!!! :grin:

I didn't even have to ask!  She just handed me the bottle!

:cool:


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: TM]
    #7016686 - 06/06/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I've had that happen a few times. It's usually the girls that get the oral surgery and take like 2 pills then give or sell you the rest for dirt cheap. I have a natural high tolerance to scripts so if I ever need percocet I better get the 10's.


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: Newbie]
    #7016697 - 06/06/07 06:42 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

10/325's are hard to come by... I've never even seen one.


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! *DELETED* [Re: TM]
    #7016731 - 06/06/07 06:54 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: serendipitythenot]
    #7016747 - 06/06/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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niki420 said:
its funny cuz shes always complaining about pain, and i'm like well maybe if you'd take your meds you wouldnt be hurting.. but she'd rather suffer for some reason. oh well, works out okay for me.





Because the pain is nothing compared to withdrawal pains of addiction.

Mommys can be smart too.


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: TM]
    #7016810 - 06/06/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Sweet deal man. :yesnod:


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: TM]
    #7016821 - 06/06/07 07:22 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

i thought it said "my mom is in the closet"


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: Banez]
    #7016845 - 06/06/07 07:29 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

medicine = booooring.


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: TM]
    #7016854 - 06/06/07 07:33 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

Your mom's the coolest because she went to the trouble of having sex with your father, carrying you for nine months with morning sickness and stretch-marks all over, knowing full well she'd have to give birth to something huge in size, and then carried through with it.
That's the greatest thing anyone can do for anyone.

Not because she gave you a few pain pills.


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: Asante]
    #7016900 - 06/06/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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Your mom's the coolest because she went to the trouble of having sex with your father, carrying you for nine months with morning sickness and stretch-marks all over, knowing full well she'd have to give birth to something huge in size, and then carried through with it.
That's the greatest thing anyone can do for anyone.

Not because she gave you a few pain pills.




She's the coolest for all of of the above and way, way more. :wink:

She knows I trip on shrooms occasionally and she's cool with it. She knows I've tried just about every drug there is and she's cool with it.
She knows I smoke weed occasionally and she's cool with that too. She appreciates all I do for her, as I do, her for me.

And just so you know, the most pain she went through before I was born (according to her) was her arms aching to hold me.


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: TM]
    #7016909 - 06/06/07 07:50 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

TM, I'm not saying you're a pain :wink:

Just complimenting your mother for the miracle of childbirth all mothers perform. It's one of the most meaningful things in the world, yet also one of the most excruciating.
Here's to the moms :heart::thumbup:


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: Asante]
    #7016946 - 06/06/07 08:03 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

If you really analyze it, you pretty much have to take childbirth for granted, otherwise the species would cease to exist.


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: TM]
    #7017000 - 06/06/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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If you really analyze it, you pretty much have to take childbirth for granted, otherwise the species would cease to exist.




haha that is priceless
i guess teenage mother have it right


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: Asante]
    #7017032 - 06/06/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

when you really think about it, child birth isnt all that amazing. what would be amazing though, is if all the fuck wads who shouldnt be reproducing stopped.


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7017218 - 06/06/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

TRUE DAT!


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7017251 - 06/06/07 09:27 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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when you really think about it, child birth isnt all that amazing. what would be amazing though, is if all the fuck wads who shouldnt be reproducing stopped.




who are you to judge what is what and who is who.
do people deserve to die because you think so?
You can think all you want, it won't stop what is happening, will continue to happen, and will EXPONENTIALLY COMPACT to form the greatest global catastrophe to date( the destruction of earth).


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #7017275 - 06/06/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

i think YOU should die


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #7020148 - 06/07/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

dieing and not being born is two completely different subjects.


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: wrestler_az]
    #7020185 - 06/07/07 06:00 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

haha to "my mom is in the closet"

yeah dude you're lucky that your mom gives you the rest of her pills other than scraps.
For me I just find the 'samples' in the closet and could trip whenever I wanted to, but now I hand em down to License To Chill since he needs them for a purpose. Flipping through a flight of stairs and breaking your ribs is not the best summer fusion. :frown:


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Re: My Mom Is The Coolest! [Re: Asante]
    #7020209 - 06/07/07 06:07 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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Your mom's the coolest because she went to the trouble of having sex with your father, carrying you for nine months with morning sickness and stretch-marks all over, knowing full well she'd have to give birth to something huge in size, and then carried through with it.
That's the greatest thing anyone can do for anyone.





pffft. the parents do it for themselves.


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