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What would you invent?
    #7010997 - 06/05/07 07:43 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

If you had all the funding you needed. What would you invent?

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7011007 - 06/05/07 07:52 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

a keyring that has a device with a simcard and a ringer, so when you loose your keys you can just call them and listento find out where they are. it seems like a pretty simple thing to make, i'm surprised it hasn't been done before.


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Artnotwar]
    #7011041 - 06/05/07 08:14 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I'm thinking of making some popcorn and pouring caremal on it, boxing it and throwing in a lame ass prize for buying my product.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7011051 - 06/05/07 08:18 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

That's a super original idea :thumbup:

When it comes out I'm going to buy it just for the prize.


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7011081 - 06/05/07 08:30 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

rocket pack

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7011088 - 06/05/07 08:33 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

A new and improved batman utility belt.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Cowgold]
    #7011142 - 06/05/07 08:59 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I tried really hard to think of something, but all I could think of was sarcastic comments.  :ohwell:


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7011228 - 06/05/07 09:27 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I believe those are relevant in this thread.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7011273 - 06/05/07 09:42 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I found this badass belt buckle with a zippo and a bottle opener built in. I was in heaven. It's $60 bucks, though and I'll have it soon. Don't worry, I'll have pics.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Cowgold]
    #7011299 - 06/05/07 09:53 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

A pie gun.


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: psychonautix]
    #7011305 - 06/05/07 09:54 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

HAMBURGER EARMUFFS!!!!!


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
    #7011336 - 06/05/07 10:06 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Hover board / time machine.

Some sort of thing that allows me to record my thoughts.. I always have good thoughts when I'm baked / tripping.. but then a few moments later I forget them... and I have plenty of experiences in my life that I would like to relive.


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7011359 - 06/05/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I would invent a way of uploading smells, so that everytime I fart I could share it with you all.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Cepheus]
    #7011360 - 06/05/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Perpetual energy generator.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: idiotek]
    #7011406 - 06/05/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

funny you should mention that because I always wanted everyone to smell how good a steak on a charcoal bar'b'q smells when I posted pics of them

it's to die for

sorry vegans but I love my steak

and a smellomonitor isn't such a bad idea

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7011411 - 06/05/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Not to mention sharing the wonderful aroma of fine herbs.  :stoned:

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: idiotek]
    #7011420 - 06/05/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

a book that reads itself


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
    #7011422 - 06/05/07 10:36 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

jack and pepsi.

i could make shit jokes all day long this is fun


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ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
    #7011429 - 06/05/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i think it's called cd or dvd


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
    #7011431 - 06/05/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

no ok ok... I would invent...


some kind of stand up computer desk system, so you could stay on the computer for a long time but not get fatigued... like a low intensity workout machine.

and a better kind of ergonomic chair/keyboard/mouse.. totally eliminates strain.


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
    #7011440 - 06/05/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

If I was gonna invent a drink it would be tequila, aunt jamima syrup and grenadine soaked in pancakes.

Best hangover breakfast ever.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7011453 - 06/05/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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If I was gonna invent a drink it would be tequila, aunt jamima syrup and grenadine soaked in pancakes.

Best hangover breakfast ever.




that sounds somewhat tempting -

kind of like a wierd more alcoholic tiramisu


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Artnotwar]
    #7013524 - 06/05/07 08:58 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Thats a fucking awesome idea. For me I would prob create a machine that synthesized ecstacy from commonly available materials.


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7013582 - 06/05/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

A device that can produce a limitless supply of electricity without doing any harm to the planet.


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: EllisDSox]
    #7013594 - 06/05/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Now That would be an awesome invention. I read some where Tesla was on to something but all his paperwork mysteriously dissapeared after his death.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7013699 - 06/05/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

A computer that gives me blowjobs, duh!


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7013746 - 06/05/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I would make an albino person coffee table book.

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: jewunit]
    #7013748 - 06/05/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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A computer that gives me blowjobs, duh!




Looks like we have a winner.
Give this man his money!


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7013794 - 06/05/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

a lightsaber

oh yeah

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: geokills]
    #7013810 - 06/05/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I don't know

I'm still in limbo with the albino coffee table book

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7013818 - 06/05/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Okay, we'll compromise.

An albino person that gives blowjobs that has a computer bionically fused to their back.


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: jewunit]
    #7013844 - 06/05/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

mmyeah....but what about those fans of the finger?

you know what I'm talkin about

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: jewunit]
    #7013891 - 06/05/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

A nanotechnologed drug that you can add your own code to it. With a reset button of course.

I thought it first dont steal it mofos! :mad:


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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
    #7013968 - 06/05/07 10:37 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

:snowman:

Edited by Stein (06/05/07 10:47 PM)

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #7013973 - 06/05/07 10:38 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Or if i could just find a bunch of hot albino girls!

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Re: What would you invent? [Re: TurntableJunky]
    #7013982 - 06/05/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Thats a fucking awesome idea. For me I would prob create a machine that synthesized ecstacy from commonly available materials.



like poop!
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