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Stein
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What would you invent?
#7010997 - 06/05/07 07:43 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you had all the funding you needed. What would you invent?
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7011007 - 06/05/07 07:52 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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a keyring that has a device with a simcard and a ringer, so when you loose your keys you can just call them and listento find out where they are. it seems like a pretty simple thing to make, i'm surprised it hasn't been done before.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Artnotwar]
#7011041 - 06/05/07 08:14 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm thinking of making some popcorn and pouring caremal on it, boxing it and throwing in a lame ass prize for buying my product.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7011051 - 06/05/07 08:18 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's a super original idea
When it comes out I'm going to buy it just for the prize.
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rocket pack
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7011088 - 06/05/07 08:33 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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A new and improved batman utility belt.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Cowgold]
#7011142 - 06/05/07 08:59 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I tried really hard to think of something, but all I could think of was sarcastic comments.
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I believe those are relevant in this thread.
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I found this badass belt buckle with a zippo and a bottle opener built in. I was in heaven. It's $60 bucks, though and I'll have it soon. Don't worry, I'll have pics.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Cowgold]
#7011299 - 06/05/07 09:53 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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A pie gun.
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HAMBURGER EARMUFFS!!!!!
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
#7011336 - 06/05/07 10:06 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hover board / time machine.
Some sort of thing that allows me to record my thoughts.. I always have good thoughts when I'm baked / tripping.. but then a few moments later I forget them... and I have plenty of experiences in my life that I would like to relive.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7011359 - 06/05/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would invent a way of uploading smells, so that everytime I fart I could share it with you all.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Cepheus]
#7011360 - 06/05/07 10:16 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Perpetual energy generator.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: idiotek]
#7011406 - 06/05/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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funny you should mention that because I always wanted everyone to smell how good a steak on a charcoal bar'b'q smells when I posted pics of them
it's to die for
sorry vegans but I love my steak
and a smellomonitor isn't such a bad idea
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7011411 - 06/05/07 10:33 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Not to mention sharing the wonderful aroma of fine herbs.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: idiotek]
#7011420 - 06/05/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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a book that reads itself
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
#7011422 - 06/05/07 10:36 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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jack and pepsi.
i could make shit jokes all day long this is fun
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
#7011429 - 06/05/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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i think it's called cd or dvd
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
#7011431 - 06/05/07 10:39 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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no ok ok... I would invent...
some kind of stand up computer desk system, so you could stay on the computer for a long time but not get fatigued... like a low intensity workout machine.
and a better kind of ergonomic chair/keyboard/mouse.. totally eliminates strain.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: ManianFH]
#7011440 - 06/05/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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If I was gonna invent a drink it would be tequila, aunt jamima syrup and grenadine soaked in pancakes.
Best hangover breakfast ever.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7011453 - 06/05/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Stein said: If I was gonna invent a drink it would be tequila, aunt jamima syrup and grenadine soaked in pancakes.
Best hangover breakfast ever.
that sounds somewhat tempting -
kind of like a wierd more alcoholic tiramisu
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Artnotwar]
#7013524 - 06/05/07 08:58 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Thats a fucking awesome idea. For me I would prob create a machine that synthesized ecstacy from commonly available materials.
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A device that can produce a limitless supply of electricity without doing any harm to the planet.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: EllisDSox]
#7013594 - 06/05/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Now That would be an awesome invention. I read some where Tesla was on to something but all his paperwork mysteriously dissapeared after his death.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7013699 - 06/05/07 09:42 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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A computer that gives me blowjobs, duh!
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7013746 - 06/05/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would make an albino person coffee table book.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: jewunit]
#7013748 - 06/05/07 09:52 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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jewunit said: A computer that gives me blowjobs, duh!
Looks like we have a winner. Give this man his money!
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7013794 - 06/05/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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a lightsaber
oh yeah
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: geokills]
#7013810 - 06/05/07 10:06 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't know
I'm still in limbo with the albino coffee table book
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7013818 - 06/05/07 10:08 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Okay, we'll compromise.
An albino person that gives blowjobs that has a computer bionically fused to their back.
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: jewunit]
#7013844 - 06/05/07 10:13 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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mmyeah....but what about those fans of the finger?
you know what I'm talkin about
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: jewunit]
#7013891 - 06/05/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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A nanotechnologed drug that you can add your own code to it. With a reset button of course.
I thought it first dont steal it mofos!
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Re: What would you invent? [Re: Stein]
#7013968 - 06/05/07 10:37 PM (16 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by Stein (06/05/07 10:47 PM)
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Or if i could just find a bunch of hot albino girls!
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Quote:
TurntableJunky said: Thats a fucking awesome idea. For me I would prob create a machine that synthesized ecstacy from commonly available materials.
like poop!
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