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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #6972905 - 05/27/07 10:56 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Not really; it was a suggestion.

I'm saying its an experience to not be missed. The sooner you do it the easier it becomes to do it more often. You have the confidence.

Its a feeling I certainly wouldn't want to pass on during my youth; while the women are still relatively tight and have bodies to die for.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6973035 - 05/27/07 11:50 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

arent you a virgin

so like do you even know what you really want


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6973180 - 05/27/07 12:28 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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HB said:
honestly, if you've never put your dick in a pussy, then you have no idea. the random and excitingly lubricated folds of the pussy open up like a goddamn flower when you enter, and the feeling is untouchable.

warmth and tightness are also constituents of a well-maintained vagina, as well as of the butt, but honestly the overall package of a vagina is much more suitable and much more enjoyable for both parties, IMO. i've been "back there" and it really isn't the most amazing thing ever, it just can get you off quicker. but quicker doesn't always mean better.




ya, i agree too. sure it is tight, but unless you don't give a shit about the girl you will be feeling bad as she is in pain most of the time, you just can't be as rough back there as you can be up front. it's also only really really tight at the actual anus, when you are inside the rest is about the same if not less tight then the whole of a vagina. I have tried it a few times but it wasn't as exciting as i pictured it. believe me a nice pussy is plenty tight, and you can fuck that as hard as you want to. once you start having sex Junkfood (how old are you?) i bet you will start liking shaven or trimmed pussies better than the bushes you seem to love, yet have never touched.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6973320 - 05/27/07 01:09 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Ignore them, just find out about sex for yourself at your own speed.
Now I see why there are so many unwanted pregnancies and STD's going around these days.
Now days you have to be careful, sex can kill you and others, now that is the real reality.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Kodos]
    #6973374 - 05/27/07 01:32 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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HB said:
I have tried it a few times but it wasn't as exciting as i pictured it. believe me a nice pussy is plenty tight, and you can fuck that as hard as you want to.




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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #6973389 - 05/27/07 01:40 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
Butt sex is smelly.




:lol:  I only had anal sex once.  Probably 4 years ago.  She was a 21 year old, dirty little thing, worked at a high end clothing store up the street from me, wore pigtails, glasses and a short plaid skirt.  No shit.  Raised by a wealthy jewish NY family, had the biggest nose I have ever seen.  She spoke in Valley Girl.  So weird...

Met her that day, right?  Bought a shirt at her store just to talk to her because her outfit was so damn intriguing.  Saw her later that night on the street, she said it was her birthday so I told her I would buy her a birthday drink.  She had a guy to meet, and do god knows what with?, and then she would call me.  She calls an hour and a half later saying she wasn't a drinker, so I asked her if she would just like to come over.

She shows up, within 10 minutes we're going at it, she goes down on me and says, once again I shit you not," I have my period right now, but I like it in the back".  Shocked the shit out of me when I heard it, had never done it.  So, I was really hooked on the facials then, and she seemed like a chick that would most definitely let me do it.  So, I'm about to cum, I pull it out, whip off the condom quick, and placed my smelly shit covered cock in her face.

The smell almost made me puke.  Sorry if this was long and disgusting, but that quote just brought back a really weird memory, and I'd thought I'd share.  I remember not believing she was 21 and asking her to see her ID in a non chalant way.  Wanted to make sure I wasn't headed off to prison.  Also, her name was Lola, which reminded me too much of Lolita, and that fucked with my head a bit.  God damn, was she really real?  She was like a whacked out comedy movie character.  I called her once after that, and she never called me back.  :rofl2:  Probably didn't appreciate the smell.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: DrCamacho89]
    #6973404 - 05/27/07 01:46 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

A Jewish girl named Lola, you don't find one of those everyday. Funny story.. :lol: :thumbup:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Boom]
    #6974316 - 05/27/07 07:00 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Booooom said:
:lol:


you have "issues"




Well played/said, sir.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Kodos]
    #6974358 - 05/27/07 07:13 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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Kodos said:
ya, i agree too. sure it is tight, but unless you don't give a shit about the girl you will be feeling bad as she is in pain most of the time, you just can't be as rough back there as you can be up front. it's also only really really tight at the actual anus, when you are inside the rest is about the same if not less tight then the whole of a vagina. I have tried it a few times but it wasn't as exciting as i pictured it. believe me a nice pussy is plenty tight, and you can fuck that as hard as you want to. once you start having sex Junkfood (how old are you?) i bet you will start liking shaven or trimmed pussies better than the bushes you seem to love, yet have never touched.




Kodos, you speak 110% the truth. That's been my exact experience and I also share the exact same opinion. Good job, mang.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6974489 - 05/27/07 08:01 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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JunkFood said:
If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:




:berternie:




its cool if your gay bro, you should come over and listen to some jack johnson, maybe some dave Matthews?


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6974521 - 05/27/07 08:09 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah man, when you fuck an ass...you're just fucking an anus. If you've ever stuck a finger up one (obviously in your case...it would more than likely be yours) you'd feel that the anus is only like an inch thick tight orifice...once you're past that inch it's just openness (the rectum). Sure it feels good to fuck something that tight, but beyond that...there is no benefit.

So essentially, anal sex is like taking your hand and making an OK sign and fucking that (but of course the real thing feels way better because, come on, it's an asshole) :grin:

Now when you fuck a vagina, there is much more beyond just the vaginal sphincter for your dick to come into contact with...different angles and textures and what not. That is what makes it feel so good. :thumbup:

I prefer normal sex just because it feels better. Plus the whole bacteria idea is kind of gross. :smirk: I mean...what chick takes the time to thoroughly douche her innards and sanitize? Although, every once in a while it is nice to degrade a woman and fuck her ass....just because of the kinky aspect. :drooling:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: AJ4U]
    #6974581 - 05/27/07 08:24 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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AJ4U said:
Quote:

HB said:
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JunkFood said:
If I like pussies to be obscured, why would I want to stick my dick in one? :wink:




:berternie:




its cool if your gay bro, you should come over and listen to some jack johnson, maybe some dave Matthews?




Man, I like Jack Johnson.  Does that make me :gayflag:?

I just thought his music was chill and good to listen to when you're hanging out on your porch smoking a bowl?  Now I gotta go find a dude to fuck my anus.  Bummer.  :smirk:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: DrCamacho89]
    #6974599 - 05/27/07 08:29 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: AJ4U]
    #6974635 - 05/27/07 08:41 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: AJ4U]
    #6976796 - 05/28/07 10:46 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

:smirk:

Holy Shit, that was crazy.  Right after watching that, I went to my porch and turned on "Flake".  Two bros came up off the street and offered to play Madden with me.  Thank you for posting that.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: DrCamacho89]
    #6976844 - 05/28/07 10:56 AM (14 years, 7 months ago)

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DrCamacho89 said:
:smirk:

Holy Shit, that was crazy.  Right after watching that, I went to my porch and turned on "Flake".  Two bros came up off the street and offered to play Madden with me.  Thank you for posting that.




Anytime, tell your friends.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: AJ4U]
    #6977133 - 05/28/07 12:11 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

butt sex~~~~~~> man in womans ass is awesome!

I have experienced it a couple of times
Took a while to get it in... this is usually where guys fuck up
You got to put it in nicely and gently or the chick is going to start wenching about the pain
I started with my pinky then finally my thumb to get it open

once I stuck my penis head in, her asshole sucked the rest of it in
that part was the best!
it was her first few times so I doubt it would be as enjoyable with a chick that has a loosy goosy where the sun dont shine


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6977725 - 05/28/07 02:52 PM (14 years, 7 months ago)

what do you have against vagina?



not your penis, haha..
why not just try to appreciate a woman for who she is and let things flow? anal sex is tighter in general, and only to be used as foreplay  :evildog:


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