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InvisibleSnypa187
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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6971615 - 05/26/07 11:17 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Not always. I had a chick one time that felt like a noodle flopping around in a hot bowl of water.:hehehe:

Good rule of thumb: stay away from sluts.;)

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: indica]
    #6971759 - 05/26/07 11:42 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
butt sex is great for three reasons:

it's tighter
it's warmer


and it's degrading to women





i dont believe its degrading to women, and your an a-hole for thinking thats one reason why its great.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971878 - 05/27/07 12:00 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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JunkFood said:
It has to be a hairy one though; that's my standard :snub:




How come you want a big ol' hair pie?  Everybody knows bald/well groomed is the way to go.  You don't want to be having to pick pubes out of your teeth later on.  That's no fun.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971884 - 05/27/07 12:01 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

so do you mean giving or recieving?
I have never tried ass sex of any kind, but I did toss a womans salad once when I was drunk before I fucked her.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: truffleupagus]
    #6971891 - 05/27/07 12:02 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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JunkFood said:
It has to be a hairy one though; that's my standard :snub:




How come you want a big ol' hair pie?  Everybody knows bald/well groomed is the way to go.  You don't want to be having to pick pubes out of your teeth later on.  That's no fun.





haw

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: truffleupagus]
    #6971933 - 05/27/07 12:10 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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truffleupagus said:
Everybody knows bald/well groomed is the way to go. You don't want to be having to pick pubes out of your teeth later on. That's no fun.




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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971943 - 05/27/07 12:12 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i agree^

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971966 - 05/27/07 12:17 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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JunkFood said:
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truffleupagus said:
Everybody knows bald/well groomed is the way to go.  You don't want to be having to pick pubes out of your teeth later on.  That's no fun.




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Not only would that suck, but personally, what bothers me, is hair rubbing against my stomach. It can really hurt after awhile.

When a girl is smooth there is no issue. So it FEELS better.

If you'd had some pussy , even once in your life, you would know that.
Until you do.:noway: Hell until you even eat pussy, let alone dip your spoon in the pudding.

You sir, are in no position to be calling anyone an idiot when it comes to pussy. :nono:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6971980 - 05/27/07 12:21 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

If your a virgin, how do you know what regular sex is like? :lol:

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Skunk420]
    #6971992 - 05/27/07 12:23 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know what regular sex is like; I can picture liking butt sex but not regular...maybe pussies are tighter than I think :smile:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972022 - 05/27/07 12:30 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

good luck having a woman go for anal sex, most of them think of it as slutty or gross.
But hey doggy style is best for tightness.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Skunk420]
    #6972030 - 05/27/07 12:32 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Oh and I wouldn't fuck a girl up the ass without a condom  :noway:


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972031 - 05/27/07 12:32 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Maude Lebowski: Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: 'Scuse me?
Maude Lebowski: Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude Lebowski: You're not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean coitus?



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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972040 - 05/27/07 12:35 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

what if she was your wife, condoms reduce the pleasure so much.
I like relationship sex where you you actually get to know the woman, that way you feel safe to not use protection.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Skunk420]
    #6972053 - 05/27/07 12:38 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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skunk78395 said:
condoms reduce the pleasure so much.




Not for anal sex :laugh:

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972063 - 05/27/07 12:42 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

then what are you talking about if you haven't experienced it yourself.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972073 - 05/27/07 12:44 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

man, shaved pussies arnt that great, they are kindof nast

they remind me of a little girls vagina. having pubic hair is part of being an adult, and nicley trimmed vag is way better, i like a little hair, plus shaving is way too much maintence and when the hair starts to grow back its really prickley.

yuck.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: Skunk420]
    #6972084 - 05/27/07 12:47 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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skunk78395 said:
then what are you talking about if you haven't experienced it yourself.




Asses are so tight it doesn't seem like wearing a condom would compromise the experience.


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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: JunkFood]
    #6972097 - 05/27/07 12:49 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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JunkFood said:
Asses are so tight it doesn't seem like wearing a condom would compromise the experience.




oh ho, but it does, and to a GREAT degree! the texture of the inside of a girl is quite different than the texture of the inside of a condom, which is usually fairly thick, so as to serve it's purpose in protection against disease and semen leakage.

you have much to learn on your way to being a sexual jedi, young padwan.

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Re: I'm a virgin and... [Re: HB]
    #6972111 - 05/27/07 12:53 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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HB said:
so as to serve it's purpose in protection against disease and semen leakage.




In this case: shit :laugh:


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