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OfflineDrewwyann
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spider in the toilet?
    #6966156 - 05/25/07 03:24 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

do you ever just wonder if theres a possibility that a spider some how got on the inside of the bowl, and about to bite your penis as soon as you start to pee because of the spider feeling threatened by it?

my friend told me he had this fear on occasion, and now i find myself checking the toilet bowl, taking my head in a 360 degree motion around the thing checking the part you cant see by looking straight town at the toilet. you know what im talking about.

i dont think there is much possibility of that happening, but the outcome of it happening would far surpass me getting my penis bitten by a spider with big fangs. =P


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Re: spider in the toilet? [Re: Drewwyann]
    #6966168 - 05/25/07 03:27 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I would always worry about that when I would be using one of the toilets on a ranch that I would spend a lot of time at.

The bathroom that comes to mind had rat droppings, dead spiders, old webs and all kinds of nasty shit in it.

And don't get me started about the tub. It was so infested with spiders I can't even begin to tell you. I've sat there taking a shit and watched one crawl up the drain. (I think...could be a false memory but idk)


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Re: spider in the toilet? [Re: flower_child]
    #6966184 - 05/25/07 03:32 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

when i was like 4. i always had this like kinda fear but at the same tie i knew better that the puppets from the movies puppet masters would come out of the toliet.lol i remember running from the toliet,just in case.


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Re: spider in the toilet? [Re: leftandright]
    #6966196 - 05/25/07 03:35 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

haha when i was little i would think that there was something that was going to come out of the toilet as well. i would squeeze one out as quickly as possible, so it would land on the creatures head, and so it would buy me time to wipe and flush.


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Re: spider in the toilet? [Re: Drewwyann]
    #6966200 - 05/25/07 03:36 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

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Drewwyann said:
haha when i was little i would think that there was something that was going to come out of the toilet as well. i would squeeze one out as quickly as possible, so it would land on the creatures head, and so it would buy me time to wipe and flush.



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Re: spider in the toilet? [Re: Drewwyann]
    #6966204 - 05/25/07 03:38 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I was always afraid of snakes coming up the sewer line and biting my asshole. :shrug:

Now I just worry about catching the clap from the seat.


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