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probationer drug-testing....
    #6937434 - 05/19/07 02:58 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

here's the deal, i smoke about 1/8 to 1/4 of bud a week, i've gotta go see the P.O. in two weeks. i stopped everything yesterday, and have two questions. 1 - with alot of water would i be clean by then? and 2- if that wont work ill get a piss cleaner on top of being clean for 2 weeks, so my question is; does anyone have first hand experience with one that actually works? so if you can help ill give you 5 mushrooms....
thx in advance.
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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: cmoney]
    #6937440 - 05/19/07 02:59 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

u should be fine just drinking water

whats ur height and weight.. do u have a pretty high metabolism?


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: Banez]
    #6937456 - 05/19/07 03:03 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

height 5'9 and about 165 last time i checked. and i guess i'd say i have
a medium to high metabolism..

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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: cmoney]
    #6937459 - 05/19/07 03:05 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

you should be fine then.. drink water and get drunk.. drinking alcohol has helped me since i piss like 10x more when im drunk.

you'll be money though.


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: cmoney]
    #6937462 - 05/19/07 03:05 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

OK, heres what you do

you have 2 weeks

the first week

WORKOUT HARDCORE, DRINK A DECENT AMOUNT OF WATER JUST SO YOU ARE ALWAYS HYDRATED AND MOVING THINGS THROUGH YOU

WEEK 2

stop working out, EAT ALOT OF HIGH FAT FOODS, DONT EXCERCISE, the day before and that day, DRINK TONS OF WATER, TAKE SOME VITAMIN B AND CREATININE, EAT A SUPER HIGH FAT MEAL THAT MORNIGN, BACON SAUSAGE EGGS ETC, DRINK MAD WATER, AND THE VITAMINS, YOU SHOULD BE FINE


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: WildLASER]
    #6937464 - 05/19/07 03:05 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

DONT GET DRUNK


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: WildLASER]
    #6937466 - 05/19/07 03:06 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

and be careful, im on probation, its not fuckin worth it bro

a dude i knew on probation failed like his 4th drug test, he got out of like man yeyars of prison and just had to spend 6 in jail, well he got outo f that too, and eventually he got sent to rehab for failing, and fuckin got kicked out of there,, stupid shit man stupid shit


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: WildLASER]
    #6937469 - 05/19/07 03:07 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

why?

and i dont agree with your method.. its a little extreme when just drinking water should do the trick.

ive spent the last 2 years on probation.


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: Banez]
    #6937486 - 05/19/07 03:11 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

well, you dont fuckin risk ANYTHING when your fuckin freedoms at stake!!!

so if what i say is a little extra work do it


if you drink alot of water, they can fail you for dilution, the markers for that are varied, but in the general EMIT and validity testing

creatinine (which means you take creatine that makes that) is a marker in urine, is found in meats and also supplement for body builders, good to take

vitamin b - makes your urine color darker, so doesnt look diluted, also helps in other ways i believe, its for color tho....

and the working out, thc is a very fucking long lasting thing, we arent talking about dope or coke, this is fucking cannabinoids, fat soluable, it is important to be sure, if you are chronic smoker, you processs a bit faster, but also build up alot, or if you jsut smoekd alot and wasnt chronic at the time then its even worse....

but he smoekd enough to wanna be sure....

so working out burns the fat cells, and then eating covers them up, and the water is good, but only the day before and that day, along with the other things, i know what im fuckin talkin about trust me


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: WildLASER]
    #6937492 - 05/19/07 03:12 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

and does someone watch you?

if you really want to you can get the urine luck or whizzinator, one is a full fake dick that holds and heats someone elses urine or synthetiz urine crystals made into urine or your own dried saved urine, the other is a tube that runs along your cock, those can even pass you in watched tests...

also, strap a condom of clean urine (somoene elses or synthetic/reconstituted) to your balls / leg area, tape it well, then have a sharp nail or a pin or cut off syringe available to poke it and squeeze into cup....


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: WildLASER]
    #6937497 - 05/19/07 03:13 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

oh i didnt meant also like do that too, i meant you can do that instead, or maybe do it too incase it fails or you gotta give another one and you used it all.... but yes, the condom in that rea will keep it warm, for girls they can even fit the condom inside them to keep it nice and warm and hide it even better and do it even easier as far as watchedness goes


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: WildLASER]
    #6937498 - 05/19/07 03:13 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

IME the courts watch you.. thats why if it comes up diluted twice.. like they have u take a 2nd sample.. they just mark u as passed, they wont fail you for having too much water in ur system.. IME


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: Banez]
    #6937502 - 05/19/07 03:15 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

yes, but still, it's better to avoid the whole fucking dilution thing and being caught off guard and just make it look more fuckin' acceptable and passable!


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: WildLASER]
    #6937514 - 05/19/07 03:17 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

how long do you quit smokin before your P.O. date? and another thing...xanax, opiates, and blow will be outta my system too right? i dont use them near as much as bud but i've heard pain pills stay in your system 3-5 days and blow is about 2-5,and what about alprazolam.....appreciate the help

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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: cmoney]
    #6937565 - 05/19/07 03:29 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

3-5, yeah.

and i usually quit 2 weeks before i get tested and ive never tested positive, and i didnt start eating raw steak, or lots of fats and start taking creatine and shit.


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Re: probationer drug-testing.... [Re: Banez]
    #6937632 - 05/19/07 03:49 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

NO DUDE, BENZOS CAN STAY FOR FUCKIN EVER!

VALIUM / KLON, very long lasting

xanax is the shortest lasting, but it can still last a damn long time!

depends if you eat it once or eat it for days, and how much!

opiates, 1-5 days generally, methadone a bit longer, depends on test

coke, can stay up to 14 days, but generall a few days its gone, but really a week is more average

look up online some charts, is it an EMIT test, or possibly GC/MS, emit is easier to beat, but also gives false positives, and then they do a gc/ms which is lower cuto ff and more accurate, every molecule in there


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