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I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!!
    #6898722 - 05/10/07 05:51 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah,so 2 days ago I hit a Royal flush...all diamonds A and a K.It was 4 of us playing and it came down to a split pot between me and my friends G/F


Luckily we took pictures!!!
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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898727 - 05/10/07 05:51 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

lies :sad:


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898732 - 05/10/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

good thing you took pictures now you have some concrete undeniable evidence

even though that is pretty sweet and im just jealous :frown:

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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: hailtothethief]
    #6898735 - 05/10/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

hehe, ya, that is cool


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898736 - 05/10/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Wait... you hit a royal flush but split the pot? What kind of fucking deck to you play with?


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: hailtothethief]
    #6898737 - 05/10/07 05:53 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Nice hand.

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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: hailtothethief]
    #6898742 - 05/10/07 05:55 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah my friend who plays alot at taverns and is also in the top10 in the region is so jealous :lol:


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: jewunit]
    #6898746 - 05/10/07 05:56 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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Wait... you hit a royal flush but split the pot? What kind of fucking deck to you play with?



Same thing I was thinking.

BTW- I've twice hit a royal flush on video poker machines. But seeing that I lived in Vegas for almost 30 years thats not impressive. I almost never gambled. People who gamble a lot hit them all the time.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: jewunit]
    #6898751 - 05/10/07 05:57 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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Wait... you hit a royal flush but split the pot? What kind of fucking deck to you play with?




That doesn't make since to me either. (about splitting the pot) The A high straight flush (royal flush) is the best possible hand in poker. :shrug:

Very nice hand though man. :rockon:


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #6898756 - 05/10/07 05:59 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

It's also impossible for more than one person to have it in a hand, unless it's all in the community (I had this happen to me once, it was crazy.)

But pic seems to indicate that only the JQK were in the community.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: jewunit]
    #6898767 - 05/10/07 06:02 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah the other person in that pic has a 2 pair J's and 10's.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #6898769 - 05/10/07 06:02 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Shit, the Royal Flush didn't even do any good, he had the hand won anyway with an A kicker.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: jewunit]
    #6898772 - 05/10/07 06:03 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I think he means that after all the hands they both had the same amount of chips and thus had to split the pot. That's how I play at least.

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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Innominate]
    #6898773 - 05/10/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Psh, that's lame.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: jewunit]
    #6898778 - 05/10/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Im gonna make a thread called "I hit Ashanti" and then put a picture with a footer of, "thank god I took pics"

I've never hit one but my grandma used to have one of those little handheld poker machines and she hit one on there one time. It was like 50,000 points. (not that it meant anything)


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Innominate]
    #6898781 - 05/10/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Ohh alright. I've always played until there was one man standing. :shrug:


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #6898782 - 05/10/07 06:04 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Ok,my bad guys it wasnt a split pot :lol: The other person went all in because she didnt have enough for the blind.

Sorry again,I was extremely high when playing.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898786 - 05/10/07 06:08 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Ouch. Oh man, that'd really piss me off hitting the royal and not being able to play it/make much of anything off of it. :lol:


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #6898791 - 05/10/07 06:10 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah I hear that,but its still cool :shrug:


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898794 - 05/10/07 06:11 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898795 - 05/10/07 06:12 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah definitely, very nice hand bro. :yesnod:

I've only hit a royal flush once in my life, years ago.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: JunkFood]
    #6898798 - 05/10/07 06:13 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

ive hit one before in online poker (full tilt)

i have the pic saved but it wont let me upload it, oh well.

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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #6898805 - 05/10/07 06:15 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Whats crazy about it is that before we started playing I told my friend that I hit a royal flush before.I was just bullshitting and after a few hands this shit happens.Stuff like that fucks with my head since I'm schizotypal :toomuchacid:


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898811 - 05/10/07 06:16 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

What kinda thoughts do you start having?


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: JunkFood]
    #6898852 - 05/10/07 06:30 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Hmm,i think I somehow "made it" happen by thinking/bringing it up or some outside force or something is fuckin with me.

Luckily I catch myself thinking such things and usually wave it away.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898869 - 05/10/07 06:35 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

hit a royal flush with 9 cards? I hit one playing stud once. no biggie.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6898875 - 05/10/07 06:39 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

What stud?

I've hit one twice. Once it was on the community, once I had JK of clubs. I've also had one hit on me. It was fucking crazy. I had A 10 off suit, flop was A 10 J, the A and 10 were hearts, the jack was something else. I bet, get raised, I go all in, he calls with JK of hearts (he had a significant chip advantage.) Turn is A, so I'm all happy and shit. Then BAM, fucking Q of hearts. I was fucking dumbfounded.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: p0ng]
    #6898879 - 05/10/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I dont think every once in a while considering you made coincidences happen is that bad.
I would think it's bad when you start thinking that it is true and then spend time trying to make shit happen.
Or were both crazy,

and my wife too.


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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: jewunit]
    #6898894 - 05/10/07 06:43 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

It could be a split pot if three people went in on the hand. After he's all in, the other two players continue to bet, but is considered a side pot. When he wins the big pot, the side pot goes to the winner of the remaining two players.

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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Cowgold]
    #6899034 - 05/10/07 07:31 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I was thinking a split pot would come from a high/low game.

One wins high, the other low.

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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: hailtothethief]
    #6899460 - 05/10/07 09:10 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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good thing you took pictures now you have some concrete undeniable evidence

even though that is pretty sweet and im just jealous :frown:




Man he probably just set the cards in place and took a pic.

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Re: I hit a mother fuckin Royal Flush!! [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6899465 - 05/10/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

It's really one of the best feelings ever.

'til you spend all of your earnings trying to hit it again.

I don't have a problem, I swear.


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