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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Mourningdove]
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or the ones who post something odd like :

"Hello, i just ate 1 1/2 slices of pizza, but one had peperonii on it. this was about 15 minutes ago. will this effect my trip, or cause a bad trip"

haha their fun to mess with.
i write something back like:

"Yes your high will be affected, you should puke up your pizza, pick off the peporronies, and reswallow the rest of it. This will balance you stomach acid"

then the next day they post the "Puking tek... Increases high!!!"


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
or the ones who post something odd like :

"Hello, i just ate 1 1/2 slices of pizza, but one had peperonii on it. this was about 15 minutes ago. will this effect my trip, or cause a bad trip"

haha their fun to mess with.
i write something back like:

"Yes your high will be affected, you should puke up your pizza, pick off the peporronies, and reswallow the rest of it. This will balance you stomach acid"

then the next day they post the "Puking tek... Increases high!!!"


:hehehe:


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: guitarmonkus]
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haha at the puking tek.
Another one to add to the list maybe?: guy who doesn't know where to get something, but doesn't wanna let you know he doesn't know where. so he says yeah he'll talk to his dealer, but then just comes up with a lame ass excuse a few hours later. you pretty much know he's doing this, but you don't wanna make him feel bad about it, so you just let it go.
this happened to me (over the span of the last 3 days). asked my friend if hes got anybody that has mushrooms, he says yeah. so i give him my 80$ and he says he'll get em within 2 days... he doesn't. he just comes up with a lame excuse about his dealer needing gas money (i gave him money in case of that) and then that the guy broke down crying about how his friend lost his mind on mushrooms that day. i know he was lying about what happened because i heard him telling my friend about it later. waste of 3 days :frown: gotta find somebody else who can get em.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
I kinda hate the ones who tell you "I talked to god." First of all you are trippin, second of all god may or may not exist.

Most importantly, why is it god is only talk to schizos and hulucinogenic drug users? a pattern?


I experienced some sort of Godhead on LSD before. Guess we can't be friends =/


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Zunox1]
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Zunox1 said:
haha at the puking tek.
Another one to add to the list maybe?: guy who doesn't know where to get something, but doesn't wanna let you know he doesn't know where. so he says yeah he'll talk to his dealer, but then just comes up with a lame ass excuse a few hours later. you pretty much know he's doing this, but you don't wanna make him feel bad about it, so you just let it go.
this happened to me (over the span of the last 3 days). asked my friend if hes got anybody that has mushrooms, he says yeah. so i give him my 80$ and he says he'll get em within 2 days... he doesn't. he just comes up with a lame excuse about his dealer needing gas money (i gave him money in case of that) and then that the guy broke down crying about how his friend lost his mind on mushrooms that day. i know he was lying about what happened because i heard him telling my friend about it later. waste of 3 days :frown: gotta find somebody else who can get em.



haha yeah i know alot of thoses.
added to the front page.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: moon_glue]
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Alright, this is one of my closest friends i'm going to describe. i don't hate him, but sometimes i wish i was more like him.
He was the person who made me smoke first, and also try mushrooms. he also is the one that got me caught from smokin weed (i'm not mad at him for that). he has gotten busted with his parents like 5-6 times with weed, and his mom just keeps asking him to not do it around their house (which he doesn't, and continues to). it's not that he pisses me off, i just envy him. my mother flipped out on me when she caught me, and threatened me with boot camp.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Zunox1]
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Pot: Armageddon.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Zunox1]
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Zunox1 said:
Alright, this is one of my closest friends i'm going to describe. i don't hate him, but sometimes i wish i was more like him.
He was the person who made me smoke first, and also try mushrooms. he also is the one that got me caught from smokin weed (i'm not mad at him for that). he has gotten busted with his parents like 5-6 times with weed, and his mom just keeps asking him to not do it around their house (which he doesn't, and continues to). it's not that he pisses me off, i just envy him. my mother flipped out on me when she caught me, and threatened me with boot camp.


Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, Never heard of any parent flippin out so bad that they threaten you with boot camp.:eek:

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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Wwwyzzerdd]
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wwwyzzerdd, that just gives you an idea on how strict my mother is :banghead: .


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Zunox1]
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hahaha

someone needs to sticky this

In a month we could totally categorize/classify all the major archetype drug users.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: moon_glue]
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The family rat.

I had the same family member as above, tell my parents that I smoke pot.My parents, where like who cares.
He got so pissed.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: moon_glue]
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The poseur: the kind of guy who somkes just to look "cool" and act like a punk/goth, totally overdressing in black and listening to Marilyn Manson, and they waste tons of money and barely even inhale.

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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: HillbillyThoth]
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Feminist Hippie Smoker:
The one who's just a little too skinny and a litte too pretty. Always looks ragged, but always smells fresh. Really just a pretty boy that's too tender and faggy to party with the rest of the guys. When girls have "girl talk" he's usually there. Usually tells other guys to go away. Thinks he understands women. But really girls realize they can get all the cash benefits of a boyfriend without having to put out.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: moon_glue]
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we are running out of types of drug users. there are only so many!!:hulk: my friend pisses me off sometimes. he is the guy that brags about all the weed he smokes, but he never has any experiences to talk about. he also has zero proof that he has smoked ever. he also talks shit about mushrooms because he is scared to try them. hes like "haha dude im gonna laugh when you OD and die on shrooms!" i told him i'd be laughing too. he says that the only way he would do mushrooms is if he smokes them "because it gives a cooler effect, and i don't like the taste of mushrooms." i think he's an idiot :banghead: , he is also failing 4/6 of his classes with lower than 30%.


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Edited by Zunox1 (05/10/07 08:13 AM)

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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Zunox1]
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Edited by StickyWater (05/03/08 01:12 AM)

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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: StickyWater]
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haha!!!

the no shame guy is hilarious, id add it if you could make it more related to drug users. I'm Adding sketchball and traveler

describe more about the tank ... like the guy who everytime he msokes at your house its all your fucking food, evertime.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: moon_glue]
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The noob smoker:

That guy that uses getting stoned as an excuse to act like a fucking retard. 

:hippie:

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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Quoiyaien]
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The Perpetual Virgin:
That one guy in your group that no matter how often he does drugs, he has a virgin level tolerance. This dude has been smoking since he was twelve and still everyone in the group knows to drop him from rotation after his fourth or fith hit. This dude is great to have around because he makes a complete ass out of himself every night. Give him a couple beers, a bong rip, or half an e pill or half a gram of shrooms and this motherfucker will do rub all over the carpet giggling and wake up with rug burn on his nipples. He's the one guy who acts nuts and girls think its cute.


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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: Quoiyaien]
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The stupid broad:

The cute girl you smoke out cuz you've gotten to know her and she seems chill. You smoke her out and she doesn't even know that she's ripped as hell even though she ditches you and staggers back to her room to listen to the beatles for the next 4 hours. Fastforward a month or two and then she asks you to hook her and her dumb blond friend(100 pound girl who overdosed on alcohol) with some weed in front of 20 people. She then wonders why you never make eye contact again....

The oblivious:
That kid that keeps getting caught smoking weed or being high and yet continues to show up to school blazed out of his mind or smoke in situations where he is going to get caught. For some reason this kid thinks that he is the exception to the hundreds of thousands of people who are spending years in prison for the use of marijuana.

The loser/one better guy:
The guy who thinks that as long was he does something involved with drugs he is doing something cool. Will mock/belittle you when you tell of a story where you actually do something cool. This guy will also one better any story you have to tell. You climb mount everest? This guy did it backwards on acid, twice. Seriously they one up everything you do, even if it is something petty. You ghost a hit? He says you didn't hold it as long as his ghost hit.

The liar:
The kid who spent last summer hopping trains to run hash from portland to wherever you live. The kid that knew of any band you listen to 5 years before their first album release. He has almost always tripped on mushrooms and acid within the last two days and knows where to get it cuz he took the virginity of this bombshell acid queen and they are now dating, until you ask of course. Is going to go on tour with his band this summer, but has no band or tour stops planned... When he shows up to smoke down he just smoked an entire 1/8th right before he left to come so you got to smoke him out. Always has an excuse not to do you a favor but will not hesistate to ask you for one.


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"Life's a bitch and then you die that's why we get high cuz you never know when you're gonna go." - NAS
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"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Gandhi
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Re: Types of drug users that piss me off... [Re: SlashOZ]
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Has anyone said...I dunno...The Raging Alcoholic?

These type of drug users have their destructive actions best accentuated when they have an annoying 5 year old kid and a lame duck wife waiting for them at home! Kind of like Bush!!


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