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moon_glue
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Types of drug users that piss me off...

#6885901 - 05/07/07 06:59 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Heres a little community humor...
*note, not all of htem piss me off, some are just here for mere catagorical reasons.

The Couch Commander
He/ She never pays for weed, never drives, never springs for munchies, never knows where to get shit. Their house usually has people comming and going all the time. And He/she controls the social situation without leaving the couch. This is the person that calls you up and goes "hey man you got any" and when you say "yeah 50 bucks" they get offended you are charging them. They commonly ask "can you make it fat?" and you say, "sure can you make it 55$?"

The bad luck guy
Always has a story about bills or something for why he cant afford his own stash. Always has a "bad day" and expects people to get him high for free because of it.

Misinformed Glory Story
This is the guy who tells you how much "laced weed", "tripple dipped acid", and "tripple stacked" e he did last weekend.

The Consumer
This motherfucker cant grow shit, cant make shit, can barely make a microwave dinner, and has the audacity to tell you your shit isnt good. No shit, i only gave you half a dose, you woulda bitched either way.

jfrank said:
Feeding the Birds
I hate the kind of people who you smoke out then they make up a lame excuse to go. FUCKING PINNER

shaggydogman said:
The non roller
Been smoking for a long enough to have learnt how to roll a joint by now, but just refuses to learn. So when it gets late, you've rolled way more than your fair share, your way stoned and just wanna kick back while someone else rolls, and realise your sitting there smoking with a non roller... arhhhhhhhh

The_Ghost said:
The Downer
This reminds me of another important one. I don't think this is too widespread. But i had a friend who ive tripped with a number of times. But he'd suddenly look around half way into the trip and start saying how hes sober over and over. Hes tripping one minute and sober the next? That shit did wonders for crippling trips.

Zunox1 Said
Halfway Hitter
The person who you generally have no problem smoking out most of the time, except he NEVER holds in a hit; smokes his/her weed like a cigarette. this person then complains that they are not high or high enough, when everybody else is blitzed out of their skulls.
we stopped smoking that guy out until he learned to ghost the hits .

The Anal Stimulator
This dude is always sticking his drugs in his butt because it is "more intense." This dude tries to convince everyone else to try it.

The "Thats not how you do it" guy
Quoiyaien said:
You know, the guy that stands over you and watches every single little move you make, and feels obligated to correct you. I find this especially annoying when I have a buddy scaring a noob to death on the methodology of smoking salvia. He makes it seem so god damn complex. Light, smoke, hold, release, be high... simple. He turns it into this big ordeal that ends up scaring most people out of it.

The Wannabe Connection
Zunox 1 said:
guy who doesn't know where to get something, but doesn't wanna let you know he doesn't know where. so he says yeah he'll talk to his dealer, but then just comes up with a lame ass excuse a few hours later. you pretty much know he's doing this, but you don't wanna make him feel bad about it, so you just let it go.

Feminist Hippie Smoker:
The one who's just a little too skinny and a litte too pretty. Always looks ragged, but always smells fresh. Really just a pretty boy that's too tender and faggy to party with the rest of the guys. When girls have "girl talk" he's usually there. Usually tells other guys to go away. Thinks he understands women. But really girls realize they can get all the cash benefits of a boyfriend without having to put out.

Stickywater Said:
The Sketchball
You know him, you love him, he's the sketch. That one member in your group who just seems to lack some vital mental function to keep him out of trouble. Probably well known among your group for going missing days on end because he "couldn't find a phone", and nobody in your group would ever be surprised if he got attacked by some sort of wild animal during the night. Sometimes he pitches, sometimes he doesn't, sometimes he does and you ask him to take it out cause something about it looks weird. (i.e. there's wood in it). Regardless, you don't mind because his company and crazy antics are well worth getting him smoked to have around.

Stickywater Said:
The traveller
This is an interesting character. Often very shady yet affirmative. He's that one friend that someone in your group has just known their whole life... Except nobody ever really sees or hears from him except for the odd occasions he decides to drop by to smoke up, otherwise he disappears for the year and shows up again unexpected months to a year later full of all sorts of stories about what they've been doing with their lives for the past x amount of months

The Perpetual Virgin:
That one guy in your group that no matter how often he does drugs, he has a virgin level tolerance. This dude has been smoking since he was twelve and still everyone in the group knows to drop him from rotation after his fourth or fith hit. This dude is great to have around because he makes a complete ass out of himself every night. Give him a couple beers, a bong rip, or half an e pill or half a gram of shrooms and this motherfucker will do rub all over the carpet giggling and wake up with rug burn on his nipples. He's the one guy who acts nuts and girls think its cute.
His name has become a slang term for small amounts. "hey man take a 'justin'" (small toke) or, "pour so more vodka in this shit, dont mix me a 'justin'" (a weak drink)

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