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theuser
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: whitey13]
#6878359 - 05/05/07 10:42 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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what a fucking bitch
don't do drugs till your 20
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HighTek
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: theuser]
#6878370 - 05/05/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, and don't post on the shroomery message board until your 18. By then, Prom and shit won't be relevant. Only Life
too much 5th Element...
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CaptainH13
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: whitey13]
#6878379 - 05/05/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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whitey13 said: Fucking whore. I spent $160 on prom and a tux and close to $800 to get my Camaro looking great for prom. Then she goes and fucks one of my friends the night before prom. We were dating for over a year. My senior fucking year and I'm at home chugging a bottle of Karkov.
Share your stories of your ex's screwing you over...
This is the most awesomely hilarious post in the Pub in quite some time.
That is all...
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Syle
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: whitey13]
#6878381 - 05/05/07 10:46 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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don't die.
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Syle
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: Syle]
#6878385 - 05/05/07 10:47 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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the camaro is the best part to this tsory.
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Innominate
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: Syle]
#6878391 - 05/05/07 10:48 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fucking bitch, Good luck bro.
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Brainiac
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: Syle]
#6878398 - 05/05/07 10:49 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I won't the girls, side of the story.
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whitey13
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: HighTek]
#6878407 - 05/05/07 10:52 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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HighTek said: Yeah, and don't post on the shroomery message board until your 18. By then, Prom and shit won't be relevant. Only Life
too much 5th Element...
dude, Im 18. i was since I joined the shroomery.
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Iron_Hymen
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: Brainiac]
#6878409 - 05/05/07 10:52 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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All high school relationships are about cheating. So you saw it coming to ya bro! Try to humiliate her back by pissing on her prom dress.
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eligal
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: Iron_Hymen]
#6878413 - 05/05/07 10:53 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Evil! Perfectly evil that is...
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: eligal]
#6878447 - 05/05/07 11:00 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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My first love called me up while i was locked up, and told me she fucked some asshole. At least she told me. Love hurts eh?
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whitey13
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: Dreamer987]
#6878468 - 05/05/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dreamer987 said: My first love called me up while i was locked up, and told me she fucked some asshole. At least she told me. Love hurts eh?
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Fuck dude, that's shitty. Fuck love.
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: whitey13]
#6878512 - 05/05/07 11:15 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Eh man, when I was a senior, my girlfriend dumped me right before prom, I'd gotten a sickass tux and a nice limo and shit. Fuckin' cunt. Fuck it man, fuck the bitch, grudgefuck her too...
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Iron_Hymen
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: Maverick]
#6878578 - 05/05/07 11:32 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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thats why you don't use money to get chicks attention. Just live the lebowski way DUDEISM!
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: whitey13]
#6878983 - 05/06/07 01:23 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Did you quiz her yet about it?
I usually try to find out shit like:
-Did the dude nut up inside her?
-Did she scream out his name?
-How long did he take to bust his nut?
-Where did his nut end up?
-Did she suck his cock?
-Was she drunk?
-Does she want to do it again?
-Was she thinking of you before, or after when she was rocking her thighs around his prick?
You need to know things like that, believe me...
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: PopTop]
#6878991 - 05/06/07 01:26 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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ToTheSummit
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: whitey13]
#6879730 - 05/06/07 09:25 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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whitey13 said: My girl cheated on me the night before prom...
PHHHHHFFFT! Big deal. My ex-wife cheated on me the night before our wedding! Of course I didn't find out for a couple years.
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: ToTheSummit]
#6879746 - 05/06/07 09:31 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I would have gone anyways...
You already spent a bunch of money on it and you had alcohol... Why not? You probably could have met somebody new there.
I didn't go to mine and I regret it.
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Aninator
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: Wysefool]
#6879908 - 05/06/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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never been in a realtionship, can't say i know what that feels like. but at least you know what it's like to be in a realtionship, at least you've had a mutual kinship with someone. and at least you know now how incapable she is of being in a relationship. Plus she'll prolly just continue to play people for the rest of her life and not know what true love is, or get played herself one day and not be able to fall in love. What goes around comes around. I would leave this up to the cosmos to take care of.
And Proms are pretty lame, i wish i didn't go to mine.
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Re: My girl cheated on me the night before prom... [Re: DrCamacho89]
#6879921 - 05/06/07 10:29 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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DrCamacho89 said:
Official member of the No Mam organization.
yesssss
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