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Zefiron
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Best way to get out of work!?!??!
#6840543 - 04/27/07 10:11 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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so i gotta go to work in 5 hours and i have no desire to go today at all!!! whats a good excuse to call out?!?!?!
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AKSE
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: Zefiron]
#6840556 - 04/27/07 10:15 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Call in sick, but make it elaborate not some lame excuse!
Or you could always go with the mentality that 'it WILL end, and you WILL be done with it soon, and you'll have an extra day on your paycheck that you wouldn't have had'.
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TheHateCamel
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: Zefiron]
#6840560 - 04/27/07 10:17 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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You just call and say "Hey boss, I can't make it in today."
It's none of their business why.
If they actually ask why say it's personal.
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: AKSE]
#6840563 - 04/27/07 10:18 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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AKSE said: Or you could always go with the mentality that 'it WILL end, and you WILL be done with it soon, and you'll have an extra day on your paycheck that you wouldn't have had'.
That's what happens to me. I hate going to work but once I'm there I don't care.
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: TheHateCamel]
#6840568 - 04/27/07 10:19 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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the personal thing works even better if you are female
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: anonymous123]
#6840569 - 04/27/07 10:20 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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trust me we know what you are up to
best thing to do is not to leave your employer hanging, even more so if you know they will be short handed
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: anonymous123]
#6840570 - 04/27/07 10:20 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thats easy, just die.
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: TheHateCamel]
#6840573 - 04/27/07 10:21 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tell them you got sexually assaulted by a gang of badgers. Use personal problems- you don't have to explain, and even if they're pushy with you, you can be vague.
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: goobler]
#6840575 - 04/27/07 10:21 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I make it in to this shithole, you can too... I'm fucking salary, so I get paid either way. I'm also quitting soon...
What the fuck am I doing here?
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: Zefiron]
#6840662 - 04/27/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you really don't want to go in tell em you have piles or chronic irritable bowel syndrome, something embarassing that you're unlikely to have made up.
Also that way karmically you balance out your skiving with having to bear the shame.
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: RoosterCogburn]
#6840667 - 04/27/07 10:45 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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here if you call in sick and dont get a doctors note/reciept of visit or come in and we send you home, you get put on probation for 1 month for 1st offence
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: Zefiron]
#6840674 - 04/27/07 10:47 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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horrible diarrhea
it is never questioned and no medical slip needed
(unless they think you're a drunk)
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: goobler]
#6840676 - 04/27/07 10:47 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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In the UK you can have 5 days off before you need a doctor's note.
Handy!
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goobler
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they might as well call those days vacation
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: goobler]
#6840709 - 04/27/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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goobler said: here if you call in sick and dont get a doctors note/reciept of visit or come in and we send you home, you get put on probation for 1 month for 1st offence
Rough stuff.
But really, your employer will have a pretty good idea you're just dodging out on work. Just buck up and go in. If you can't do it now, you'll have to learn later.
The easiest way to get out of work is when your shift is finished, you leave.
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: Kickle]
#6840720 - 04/27/07 11:02 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kickle said:
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goobler said: here if you call in sick and dont get a doctors note/reciept of visit or come in and we send you home, you get put on probation for 1 month for 1st offence
Rough stuff.
But really, your employer will have a pretty good idea you're just dodging out on work. Just buck up and go in. If you can't do it now, you'll have to learn later.
The easiest way to get out of work is when your shift is finished, you leave.
not really rough, done out of necessity...we are pretty lax here but we do rely on each other and most of the time cannot reschedule work for another day.
I will and have done my best to accomodate employees but a few bad apples that take advantage of the system ruined it for all
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: goobler]
#6840754 - 04/27/07 11:10 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Unfortunate that it is a necessity. But there are always some people who will try and squeeze out of work, and if you can't afford that, more power to you.
Pain in the ass to have to go visit a doc just because you got the 24 hour flu, though.
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: Kickle]
#6840766 - 04/27/07 11:12 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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you come into work, look like shit...we send you home
we know sick
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: goobler]
#6840770 - 04/27/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Best way to get out of work!?!??! [Re: Kickle]
#6841411 - 04/27/07 01:29 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just say diarrhea... nobody really wants to hear or elaborate on that one usually.
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