For all of you people lucky enough to not experience this shit:

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MAKING SOAP BAR

While reading Robert Connell Clarke's excellent book, Hashish, we came across a section on low-grade export quality Moroccan hash, known in the UK as Soap Bar. It seems that soap is made from only a very small percentage of resin glands (referred to as pollen), and up to 90% non-resin cannabis plant material which is bound together with bee's wax or pine resin and condensed milk as the mixture is too dry and powdery to be bound any other way. As the mixture is very green due to the high percentage of plant material, it is then coloured with instant coffee or henna to give it that sandy brown colour! In order to give it a slightly resinous look, turpentine is then added, which also disguises the taste!

Well, as growers with an abundance of leaf material left over from a crop, we couldn't help ourselves. We had to give it a try!

We sieved off 10 grams of resin glands (pollen), crushed up 200 grams of dried leaf and ran it through a sieve to reduce it to a very fine powder. We then heated this mixture in a bowl over boiling water and added 5 grams of bee's wax, five teaspoons of condensed milk powder, one teaspoon of turpentine, and a couple of pinches of instant coffee powder for colour. We continued to knead the heated mixture into a dough-like form, then pressed it under pressure and allowed it to cool. It bonded well into rock hard lumps, just like Soap Bar! To our delight, when we tested it with a flame, immediately we were treated with that old familiar smell of grade 'A' genuine Soap Bar! Crumpled like it too! Although there was virtually no resin glands in this so-called hash, we gave some to a friend and he had no complaints!!

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Thats right foaks! now you can make your very own soapbar! comes from fuckin olland, they make it out of deisel and tyres and ...... oops thats GLC - Soapbar...

Ok, i figured there are a LOT of people on here that still dont know what soapbar is, they may buy it but they dont know what it is, so im hoping this thread will stay popular and new people will notice it

First set up a pan with boiling water in it, but a glass bowl over the top like your going to melt chocolate

Ingredients or "stuff youze need" for all you soap smokers

OPTIONAL:
10 grams of Pollen/Crystals
200 grams of Cannabis Leaves

these two are completely optional, the first one, is almost NEVER added, the second one, can be replaced with garden plant matter if your a mean heartless bastard whos trying to rip people off (so yes, they are there making soap, lets assume its garden hedge then ) a lot of people even use plastic bags, it adds more density to it, so it looks like there is more soapbar... but instesad its just a good old "Tesco Mini Age Concern" bag (yes i used to work for tesco, thats what they are called on the boxes)

Required "stuff youze need"
5 grams of bees wax
5 teaspoons of condensed baby milk powder
1 teaspoon of turpentine
1 sachet of instant kenco coffee, or your favourate blend

Place all of these into the bowl, and mix, kneed etc until you get a gooey mixture like bread dough and then place in a pressurized container, or anything you can use to squish it together

and remember, most people dont bother getting the right ingredients and put any old shit in, sometimes even actual dogshit!
Other Crap found in soapbar:
Boot Polish
Potatoe
Store Bought Pills
Stolen Pills
Socks (yep my mate swears he found a bit of sock in one once)
Binliners (probably used)
Glue/Pritstick
Your Mothers Used Tampons (ok i made that one up, i have never heard of it happening, but imagine if it did, you wouldnt know, EEEEWWWWWWWW)

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aManEater said:
in order to appreciate how filthy it is.. you need to know how its made

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