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small kine trivia li'dat
    #682311 - 06/16/02 05:08 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

When I first rejected Christianity, I decided that the Bible was only good as a volume of outhouse paper. Well, I softened up a little, and now I agree with Sclorch that as a collection of metaphors it's still worth keeping around.

That said, here's this weekend's trivia quiz:

In case anyone is planning a trip to Hawaii, these "Hawaiian Pidgin" translations of your favorite New Testament verses will help you get the language down.
Can you identify them?

a) If anybody like do wat God like um fo do, dey goin know if da stuff I teaching come from God, o if only come from my own head.

b) Wen dey hear dat noise, plenny peopo come togedda, an dey was all shock, cuz every guy wen hear him telling stuff in his own kine talk.

c) No let nobody give you attitude jus cuz you mo young dan dem, but make good fo da peopo dat trus God fo show dem how fo ack-how you talk, how you live, how you get love and aloha fo da peopo, how you trus God, an how clean yoa heart stay.

d) So, you guys jalike da light. Let everybody see da good kine stuff you guys doing. Den dey goin say dat yoa Fadda, God, dat stay in da sky, eh! he awesome!

(Source: "Da Jesus Book", Wycliffe Bible Translators)

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ANSWERS--don't look till you're ready! [Re: hongomon]
    #682314 - 06/16/02 05:10 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

a) John 7:17
b) Jesus Guys (Acts) 2:6
c) Numba 1 fo Timothy 4:12
d) Matthew 5:16

four correct: eh! you awesome!!
three correct: das still pretty good, ah?
two correct: even steven, braddah.
one correct: eh, main ting you wen get one.
zero correct: I tink so you wen sleep too much in da Bible class...

peace and pakalolo

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