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*sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun
    #6785809 - 04/14/07 03:15 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

...like tonight...



he got back fom the bar in one of his drunken moods, and he made the (valid) point that the ONLY reason people find themselves in the preicaments that they do - is simply because they don't fucken try hard enough to get where they want to be (and they just keep making fucken 'excuses' why they can't get where they'd like to be)

an I hate to admit it...but he's fucken right

right now I'm all fucken tying myself in knots over the fact that I can't fucken afford both my medical bills and my rent an shit...so yeah - I'm all fucken 'woe is me' an shit, and he's all like: "shut the fuck up you fucken pansy!"

and I hate to fucken say it...but he's fucken right!







if I really wanted to get my ass outta this mess I'm in right now - I'd save up for a month or two, and high tail it outta here to a country where medication and insurance an shit are fucken taken care of (like...in canoodia, par exampla)

BUT...because I apparently insist on living here (in the states)
then I got fucken no one BUT myself to 'blame' for not being able to take care of my own





and he's fucken right!
I *could* be 'taken care of' if I just simply relocated my sorry ass





but nnooo...I havta play the fucken retard card on this one  :rolleyes:





























so yeah - I bring this bullshit upon myself here  :shake:


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Muppet]
    #6785812 - 04/14/07 03:17 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

How anal


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Muppet]
    #6785821 - 04/14/07 03:22 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Do you have aids or something? Why is your medical so high?


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: AlCapwn]
    #6785830 - 04/14/07 03:28 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

So if you have a pre-existing condition and move to Canada, you can get it covered by insurance still? I have no clue how that actually works...


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: AlCapwn]
    #6785838 - 04/14/07 03:35 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

AlCapwn said:
Do you have aids or something? Why is your medical so high?



I have 'issues' (mental problems here)
lots and losts of fucken...isues  :tongue:





my bills are a bit over $500 a month as it is...and it's only gonna go higher from here
(consdering that I'm only at a fraction of what I *should* be on as it is)


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Karmatron]
    #6785839 - 04/14/07 03:36 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

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So if you have a pre-existing condition and move to Canada, you can get it covered by insurance still?



I dunno exactly how this one works to be perfectly hinest with you...but from what I've heard - canoodia has free medical insurance  :shrug:


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Muppet]
    #6785842 - 04/14/07 03:39 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

You just have to apply for medicare (or whatever it's called in the province you move to). Once you have that, you're good to go to hospitals. I don't know how it works if you're just moving in though. Also, expect to pay high taxes for goods. It pretty much evens out in the end.


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Muppet]
    #6785933 - 04/14/07 04:58 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Ya Muppet it's pretty sweet here I have to say. Especially on the west coast.

I fucked up.... didn't pay my taxes for a few years, so the government started charging me the rate of someone who makes over $100,000 a year. And that shit added up quick. Once I finally got it sorted out. And proved to the CRA(Canada revenue agency, MSP(medical services plan, and the annoying private collector they got after me. My bill just vanished, and I received years of backed taxes. :bongload::snowman: That was an awesome day to say the least!

Anyway, during this whole time. What do you think happened when I needed medical service? Well, every time I had to go to the doctor, or a clinic, or a lab for blood work etc.... I had no problems what so ever.

That's Canada baby :craven: You can owe 30,000 dollars and by law you must recieve treatment if you need it.

And someone that's poor, like yourself (heh like us) can apply for premium assistance and pay nothing, or next to nothing depending on your situation.
Even people that make over $100,000 don't have to pay huge amounts. It's all more then reasonable, and nothing like in the USA. 

America is ranked 72 in health. And there are countless deaths every year from sloppy work. I think you need to hop a train north.

Thank you Tommy Douglas. :heartpump: I love you.


Some people up here talk about the "evils" of (GASP!!) socialism. But when it's there ass on the line and they need medical care I don't here a peep.

"socialism is bad" (it doesn't work.... any amount of it is bad blah blah)

"ya... well what about the medical system we have"
(DEAD SILENCE) :yesnod:


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6786361 - 04/14/07 09:29 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

There is no way they would let Muppet emigrate to Canada.

The immigration service would take one look at his application and laugh themselves all the way to Alberta...


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6786370 - 04/14/07 09:31 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Well..... lucky for me, I'm already here. :snowman:


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Muppet]
    #6786397 - 04/14/07 09:39 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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so yeah - I bring this bullshit upon myself here  :shake:





he's right, you do


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Re: *sometimes* I ALMOST 'respect' my sister's mayun [Re: Muppet]
    #6787619 - 04/14/07 04:17 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Damn I wish all the fuckers in the states that are driving my taxes up by living off of welfare and medicare and any other fucking free program I pay for would move to Canada.  I'll start a campaign, drive a long the highways and change all the signs that say "Canada 100 miles" to "Free Pot! 100 miles".  Hehe, my present to you. :tongue:


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