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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6785081 - 04/13/07 10:11 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6785129 - 04/13/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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I HAVE written my own material. And I've performed it for friends and family, if my balls grow a bit this year, I might even hit a club. You know, like the big boys. :smirk:

I worked in an auto body shop for years, so while I'm not an expert when it comes to cars, I can fix the outsides of them quite well. But I don't give a shit about cars, or driving. Just another slow death and waste of cash. Fuck all that noise. I'll let "normal" people waste their money and destroy our planet. I like walking and taking the bus. I always have lots of cash, and I'm fit.

I'm not an expert when it comes to cars obviously, and I'm not a comedy expert I guess. But I am a comedy buff. I read about comics, I'm always downloading more of my favorite comics work, and I'm always looking for new comic. Well.... always giving new guys a chance anyway...

That being said, Dane Cook SUCKS IMO. Sure I've found a few of his jokes mildly funny. But I don't want a comedian that makes me go Heh, ya hmmm.. I want to laugh. And Dane's comedy is pretty weak intellectually. I'm not surprised the masses like him. But he isn't very funny or unique IMO. As for stealing jokes, well Carlos Mencia does that's a fact. And I knew that well before Joe Rogan said it. But I'm not sure if Dane does. But even if he does he sure picks shitty ones.

Granted I've only seen his work three times. But that was enough for me.
He sucks. Fuck em. :craven:




I just have to ask, what is the relevance of the whole car story? I mean, was that just another plug for trying to be environmentally friendly?


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: jewunit]
    #6785161 - 04/13/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

A plug? What I'm plugging for the environment now? That's just my personality, that's how I would have said if you were right in front of me. I wandered a bit with my post. I didn't get right to the point. Big fucking deal. I don't mind when people do that, in fact if it's not totally boring I actually enjoy it.

I encourage people to be better to this planet in many ways. Both directly, and in much more subtle ways(art, literature etc) But that was my way of illustrating my point. And being fucking real. Notice the connection.... I'm not an expert at etc etc but etc etc..It's pretty clear.

Sorry I didn't think I should leave it out. That's how I feel, so that's what I said. I don't mind letting an opinion or two slip through. I know it's against pub rules and this place gets more like cable TV everyday. But I felt I could say what I felt.


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: jewunit]
    #6785162 - 04/13/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Dane cook is funny.


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: VampireSlayer]
    #6785189 - 04/13/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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Pikashroom said:
Dane cook is funny.




Yeah and George Bush is a good president.


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6785192 - 04/13/07 10:58 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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A plug? What I'm plugging for the environment now? That's just my personality, that's how I would have said if you were right in front of me. I wandered a bit with my post. I didn't get right to the point. Big fucking deal. I don't mind when people do that, in fact if it's not totally boring I actually enjoy it.

I encourage people to be better to this planet in many ways. Both directly, and in much more subtle ways(art, literature etc) But that was my way of illustrating my point. And being fucking real. Notice the connection.... I'm not an expert at etc etc but etc etc..It's pretty clear.

Sorry I didn't think I should leave it out. That's how I feel, so that's what I said. I don't mind letting an opinion or two slip through. I know it's against pub rules and this place gets more like cable TV everyday. But I felt I could say what I felt.




Dude it was an honest question. I just didn't see the relevance to the stuff about working in an auto shop and taking the bus to the topic at hand. I've been here long enough and read your posts long enough to know you try and treat the environment well. That's fine, I'm not saying you shouldn't. So my question is, was that why you put it in there? To say that's what you do and it's good? If so, that's fine, I was just wondering.


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: jewunit]
    #6785204 - 04/13/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Meh. I'm not pissed off or anything. Don't take that post the wrong way PLEASE :peace:

And hell, after the circumcision threads the other day, I thought maybe some of you wanted to lynch me. :mob: No worries. I'm just a little to defensive right now. Sorry.

Some people seem to think it's cool or "normal" to be wasteful and stupid and not care about the environment. I'm not saying you do. I don't really notice that from you. I suppose I was just expecting that ugly attitude to spring up again. (from someone)

Sorry.


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6785213 - 04/13/07 11:07 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Just because I don't agree with you in one thread doesn't mean I'm gonna be out against you in everything. I ain't no damn troll.


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: jewunit]
    #6785229 - 04/13/07 11:12 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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Just because I don't agree with you in one thread doesn't mean I'm gonna be out against you in everything. I ain't no damn troll.




Ya I know. You're good people. I've known that since shortly after you joined.

And I still to this day get a big kick out of the Hebrew hammer title BTW. :yesnod::lol:


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: HighTek]
    #6785447 - 04/14/07 12:21 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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Its not the Material that I hate...its his Delivery, his demeanor, just .... HIM IN GENERAL. Here is a good example of how I see Dane Cook:

Ike Barenholtz from MADtv does Dane Cook




There's another one of him parodying Dane here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlyADccA1Y


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: Wysefool]
    #6785538 - 04/14/07 12:51 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

You guys are bitching and wondering why Dane Cook is famous.

What about fucking Tom Green? His show was fucking retarded...but it had its moments. Just like Dane Cook. I think he's got some funny stuff but I don't like the way he enunciates. I don't see why everyone dislikes him so much.

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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #6785676 - 04/14/07 01:49 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Careful guys, we have a comedy buff on our hands.


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #6785696 - 04/14/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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Psilocybeingzz said:
I HAVE written my own material. And I've performed it for friends and family, if my balls grow a bit this year, I might even hit a club. You know, like the big boys. :smirk:

I worked in an auto body shop for years, so while I'm not an expert when it comes to cars, I can fix the outsides of them quite well. But I don't give a shit about cars, or driving. Just another slow death and waste of cash. Fuck all that noise. I'll let "normal" people waste their money and destroy our planet. I like walking and taking the bus. I always have lots of cash, and I'm fit.

I'm not an expert when it comes to cars obviously, and I'm not a comedy expert I guess. But I am a comedy buff. I read about comics, I'm always downloading more of my favorite comics work, and I'm always looking for new comic. Well.... always giving new guys a chance anyway...

That being said, Dane Cook SUCKS IMO. Sure I've found a few of his jokes mildly funny. But I don't want a comedian that makes me go Heh, ya hmmm.. I want to laugh. And Dane's comedy is pretty weak intellectually. I'm not surprised the masses like him. But he isn't very funny or unique IMO. As for stealing jokes, well Carlos Mencia does that's a fact. And I knew that well before Joe Rogan said it. But I'm not sure if Dane does. But even if he does he sure picks shitty ones.

Granted I've only seen his work three times. But that was enough for me.
He sucks. Fuck em. :craven:




Why won't you hit a club?  I want to too.  Just do it man, I bet we will find that there are others out there that just may appreciate someone who has enough balls to do that.  They will laugh harder than your family.  Right?  And if they don't?  Who gives a mother fuck!


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: DrCamacho89]
    #6785965 - 04/14/07 05:49 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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My father used to watch Carlin all the time when I was a kid and my parents never gave two shits as to what I watched (besides porn). I grew up listening to that man's thoughts, and I personally blame him for my disdain of the human race.




Ha ha hahaha! Maybe thats my problem. _ I can remember being a little kid, my parents were going through a divorce. My moms brother, Uncle M for the Record, was stepping in to help her/us, and was a HUGE Carlin fan. He turned me and my brothers on to him at a probably way too young age. But I feel like I think a lot like Carlin (not constantly but at many times during my life) I wonder if he had an impact? Anyway, Carlin is genius.
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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: OracleOfDelphi]
    #6786160 - 04/14/07 08:21 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

im sorry but whenever Dane did that bit about some one shitting on or around the coats just made me hate the guy. i can come up with stuff better than that. his material is terrible.

Edit: yeah Carlin rocks. i remember the first time i saw his stand up i was a little kid and i thought he was hilarious and i still do. i have 2 of his books.


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Re: How to Be Dane Cook in 3 Steps... [Re: Drewwyann]
    #6865965 - 05/03/07 02:14 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I thought he was pretty funny I didn't know he stole his content from other comedians


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