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Bobby Howry You Fat Fuck
    #6769058 - 04/10/07 09:43 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)


Great Relief Pitching In Chicago.

Bobby Howry, probably our best non-closing reliever, is now 0-2 w/ an ERA that looks like an important date in American History.

19.45, or 17.76, or something ridiculous like that...


And who gets shutout for 7 innings by Woody Williams? ITS WOODY FUCKING WILLIAMS.

When your shiny new 200-million dollar line-up has to get to Chad Qualls to put of some runs, because Woody Williams is unhittable, you know you have problems.

I know, I know, its week two of the season and I'm taking this all waaaaay too personally. But Christ, do we look bad.

My optimism is fading fast.

Thank god the rest of the division looks like shit too.

Today, we have Jason Marquis vs. Chris Sampson.

Who the fuck is Chris Sampson? Nobody knows. Even ESPN doesnt know, as evidenced by the blanked out picture...


So....a 500 inning pitcher for the World Series champions last year, vs. Some Random Astro.


Fuck, its the Cubs. He'll probably throw a no-hitter...

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Re: Bobby Howry You Fat Fuck [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6769648 - 04/10/07 12:05 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Wanna bet on whether or not the Astros have their first 5 run game of the season today?

Just giving you a hard time, but I do so love seeing the constant torment of the Cubs fan.

Edited by Deadmaker (04/10/07 01:26 PM)

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