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jewunit
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Eightball]
#6761485 - 04/08/07 02:42 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd rather not have to spend the time trying to make someone semi-intelligent. I'd rather just go in the woods and beat it of fuck a coconut.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Legend9123]
#6761496 - 04/08/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd take the celebrity. She'd get desperate eventually.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: jewunit]
#6761497 - 04/08/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Friend & conversation Hey... can I also take some mushrooms on the island?
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jewunit
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: MushroomTrip]
#6761499 - 04/08/07 02:46 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Now you're getting greedy.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: MushroomTrip]
#6761505 - 04/08/07 02:47 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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It is a deserted imaginary island. As far as taking drugs, all are allowed.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Legend9123]
#6761510 - 04/08/07 02:49 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well this just got easier. I can talk to a tree when I'm high.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Cowgold]
#6764265 - 04/09/07 07:09 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I choose the 2nd for the only reason that you can use them to breed and then you will have someone else to talk to and teach things too. That would keep things from not getting boring. You can only talk to a friend so much no matter how brilliant they are, you will get bored.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Legend9123]
#6764282 - 04/09/07 07:24 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd take the straight friend. Sex is good and all...but it's not as good when it's with someone you have no connection with. I'll take the palm sisters over that 
Besides, a good friend is someone who will help you in your endeavors, something you will need if stranded on an island! I doubt the airhead celebrity could tie a knot, let alone build a shelter
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: trendal]
#6764324 - 04/09/07 07:50 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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a good friend is someone who will help you in your endeavors, something you will need if stranded on an island! I doubt the airhead celebrity could tie a knot, let alone build a shelter
Worse still: the celebrity will decide to do her part and because of inadequacy she would need help and emotional support all the time. Within weeks sex would be the last thing on your mind, just homicide
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Legend9123]
#6764341 - 04/09/07 08:01 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'll pass on the people and have my dog with me.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Legend9123]
#6764345 - 04/09/07 08:02 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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After 10 years or more on the island, sex with the intellectual friend probably wouldn't seem so bad. So really you'd have both.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Legend9123]
#6764372 - 04/09/07 08:16 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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you people are all nuts
sex is always always always > *
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Muppet]
#6764385 - 04/09/07 08:31 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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sex is always always always
ALWAYS!
What if a piece of fish was lodged in your throat and instead of your intellectual friend performing the Heimlich, the half retarded celebrity takes it as a cue to give you another blowjob instead?
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Asante]
#6764410 - 04/09/07 08:48 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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then I would die a happy man
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Muppet]
#6764536 - 04/09/07 09:50 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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id rather have along someone i can respect as a person who is also capable, functional, and dependable; three things a hot celebrity woman is not.
youll be 'surviving' more hours of the day than fucking, so the straight friend would be the better choice.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: Colbadol]
#6764665 - 04/09/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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i voted for friend and my best friend is my girlfriend.
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Re: WHO would you rather be stranded on an island with? [Re: jewunit]
#6764791 - 04/09/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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jewunit said: Do you know how fucking annoying stupid bitches are? I would fucking kill her after a week.
 
Yeah I voted for the friend. I need someone who can help me get of the island. I'm assuming we're talking about a Paris-Hilton type celebrity... Angelina Jolie, for example, is capable of intelligent conversation and is probably pretty decent at raft-building.
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