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MOTH
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Hypothetical question about monsters.
#6747972 - 04/04/07 07:53 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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How to best defeat a monster?
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The_Red_Crayon
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6747976 - 04/04/07 07:54 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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silver bullet.
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Boom
just a tester
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6747978 - 04/04/07 07:54 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Squeeze your eyes shut really hard and count to 10
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jewunit
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6747979 - 04/04/07 07:55 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Don't have a closet.
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Newbie
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6747992 - 04/04/07 07:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Draw a picture of it and crumple it up.
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ArthurDent42
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: jewunit]
#6747993 - 04/04/07 07:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Refuse to post your resume there.
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cookeman
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6748014 - 04/04/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Cut its head off. silver bullet is just vampires. It does nothing a regular bullet wouldn't do to the common monster.
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Dark_Star
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6748016 - 04/04/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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A really sharp sword with silver filigree.
Or a Valyrian steel blade.
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DeathCompany
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: cookeman]
#6748018 - 04/04/07 08:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Don't believe in it.
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Individual
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: cookeman]
#6748021 - 04/04/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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but it has to be a silver bullet just to make it count on both cases
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Drise
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: Individual]
#6748031 - 04/04/07 08:04 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Get them drunk, do coke all night, sex them up and get em impregnated. Then ditch them in a stinky motel room as you peel out in their car. They might come looking for you though
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carmet
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: Drise]
#6748107 - 04/04/07 08:20 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Drise said: Get them drunk, do coke all night, sex them up and get em impregnated. Then ditch them in a stinky motel room as you peel out in their car. They might come looking for you though
They always come looking.
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MOTH
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: Newbie]
#6748384 - 04/04/07 09:12 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
NewbieShroomie said: Draw a picture of it and crumple it up.
Wow, that's really good.
I also will try the close my eyes and count to 10 suggestion.
Actually, all of these suggestions are useful.
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OneWhoHasSeen
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6748393 - 04/04/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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The monter's power comes from fear and hate,
Love the beast and you take away its power.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6748402 - 04/04/07 09:16 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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silver bullets aren't for vampires, they're for werewolves. vampires require decapitation, incineration (which can happen if they're over-exposed to sunlight or just fire in general) or a wooden stake to the heart.
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Hanky
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6748431 - 04/04/07 09:24 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Set your farts on fire and incinerate then.
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jewunit
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Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said: silver bullets aren't for vampires, they're for werewolves. vampires require decapitation, incineration (which can happen if they're over-exposed to sunlight or just fire in general) or a wooden stake to the heart.
Someone hasn't seen Blade.
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MOTH
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: Hanky]
#6748441 - 04/04/07 09:28 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hanky said: Set your farts on fire and incinerate then.
Funny you mention that, I was just having a thought about farts while tripping on acid. I've had those and I swear, a gray mist rose up around me, sparkling with rainbows.
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brshroomer
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: jewunit]
#6748444 - 04/04/07 09:28 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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someone doesn't play Vampire ;P
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AlCapwn
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: brshroomer]
#6748491 - 04/04/07 09:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Stick your penis in its pooper.
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zoso507
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6748498 - 04/04/07 09:47 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm gonna wait 'till the midnight hour That's when my love comes tumbling down I'm gonna wait 'till the midnight hour I'm gonna take you girl and hold you Do all things I told you in the midnight hour I'm gonna hold you in my arms and see the twinkle in your eyes I'm gonna wait 'till the midnight hour That's when my love begins to shine You're the only girl I know Really love you so in the midnight hour
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Dark_Star
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: ArthurDent42]
#6748505 - 04/04/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Refuse to post your resume there.
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Le_Canard
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6748509 - 04/04/07 09:51 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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The best way to dispatch a monster is to beat it with a shoe.
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Colbadol
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6748600 - 04/04/07 10:30 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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anyone who knows monsters knows that silver bullets will hurt em, but not kill em. you have to completely shoot out their heart...a Browning HiPower at close range will do it....and separate the head from the body.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: jewunit]
#6748619 - 04/04/07 10:36 PM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
jewunit said:
Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said: silver bullets aren't for vampires, they're for werewolves. vampires require decapitation, incineration (which can happen if they're over-exposed to sunlight or just fire in general) or a wooden stake to the heart.
Someone hasn't seen Blade.
oh, actually i'm sure i have, but that was a long time ago. regardless, silver bullets don't work on vampires so say anne rice and joss whedon, and they're my main source of vampire related info.
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jewunit
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Dark ass Wesley Snipes would put those motherfuckers in their place in a heart beat.
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Legend9123
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MOTH]
#6749101 - 04/05/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sneak up on them slowly with a knife then jump in their back and stab them in the eyes repeatedly. Afterwards cut off their head and take a big shit down their throat.
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MrNatural
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: Legend9123]
#6749124 - 04/05/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Put your blanket over your head, and they will leave you alone.
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HighTek
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: MrNatural]
#6749147 - 04/05/07 01:14 AM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, I know that Goblins are afraid of milk.... and to defeat the leader, you gotta give it a mother's love....by kissing its bulbous hideous, slimy nose
(Ernest Scared Stupid anyone????)
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HighTek
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Re: Hypothetical question about monsters. [Re: HighTek]
#6749150 - 04/05/07 01:16 AM (16 years, 11 months ago) |
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In the case of vampire monsters, I would be eager to join their ranks of eroticism... you know, giving some major monster hickies...assuming they are the Anne Rice type of vampires and not the mindless idiots of Vampires (with James Woods). I'd settle for the Lost Boys type of vampire as well...
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