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Offlinedomite
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i cleaned the lube off a condom because
    #6744867 - 04/04/07 12:48 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I broke my balloon and i needed some nitrous.

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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: domite]
    #6744869 - 04/04/07 12:50 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Did you feel even slightly gay though?

Even then, I'm sure you're not the only one who's done that.

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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: MOTH]
    #6744875 - 04/04/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

but tell the truth now did you take your nitro anal?


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #6744879 - 04/04/07 12:55 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

:rimshot:

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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: MOTH]
    #6744882 - 04/04/07 12:56 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

MOTH said:
Did you feel even slightly gay though?




Gay? No, although, as I lifted the condom to my mouth, I hoped that this was not the first step on a journey that would end with me sucking dick for crack rocks.

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InvisibleHanky
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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: domite]
    #6744886 - 04/04/07 12:58 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

One day you Yanks might learn to do your nitros out of these...


No ballons needed.


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: domite]
    #6744888 - 04/04/07 12:58 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

nothing to worry about domite it wasn't the first step....the first step was you massaging the condom to get the lube off...however you never said how you did that...

did you use your hands or your mouth?


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: domite]
    #6744890 - 04/04/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

domite said:
Quote:

MOTH said:
Did you feel even slightly gay though?




Gay? No, although, as I lifted the condom to my mouth, I hoped that this was not the first step on a journey that would end with me sucking dick for crack rocks.




Or hippie crack...just curious if it crossed your mind at all.  :wink: :thumbup:

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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #6744891 - 04/04/07 12:59 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

hanky nice whip cream maker :smile:


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #6744895 - 04/04/07 01:00 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

We use them or old soda syphons, Fuck screwing around with ballons.


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: Hanky]
    #6744901 - 04/04/07 01:02 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

so do you use condom on your whip cream maker?


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #6744912 - 04/04/07 01:05 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

No, we don't stick then in our asses, we just inhale straight from the nanganator (cream whipper).

I didn't know it was possible to plug nitros.


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but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: Hanky]
    #6744914 - 04/04/07 01:07 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

i dunno but it sounds like its worth a try, jsut don't forget to keep a lighter handy because you surely won't stop laughing without one.


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #6744919 - 04/04/07 01:08 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

We should get UncleLuke to try this.


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #6744925 - 04/04/07 01:09 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
nothing to worry about domite it wasn't the first step....the first step was you massaging the condom to get the lube off...however you never said how you did that...

did you use your hands or your mouth?




:rofl2:


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: Hanky]
    #6744927 - 04/04/07 01:10 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

ok but were gunna need a pictorial walkthrough so others can follow


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: Hanky]
    #6744929 - 04/04/07 01:10 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Hanky said:
We should get UncleLuke to try this.




I'm sure he already has.


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: Hanky]
    #6745014 - 04/04/07 01:45 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Hanky said:
We use them or old soda syphons, Fuck screwing around with ballons.




Ballons are fun when you're all festi-fried, and laughing your ass off.

Heh, I guess that's why I'm a self proclaimed "Bliss Junkie".

I'm sorry that you missed out on the aesthetics of it somewhere down the line.


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: RoachMan]
    #6745024 - 04/04/07 01:50 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I'd rather be able to do ten nangs in quick succession than have the benefit of pretty balloons.


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Re: i cleaned the lube off a condom because [Re: Hanky]
    #6745031 - 04/04/07 01:53 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I only do one once a year; I haven't got that many brain cells left to expend.


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