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OfflineHighTek
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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: DNKYD]
    #6730271 - 03/31/07 12:30 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

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DNKYD said:
You do realize that all of our calendars are man-made, right? Our current calendar got so fucked up in Roman times that it could be off in either direction by a few years. Regardless, 2012 theories are weak.




Actually, a man of God was saying that the current Calendar is behind the "true" Hebrew/Jewish calendar by 7 years. 7 days in a week, 4 weeks in a month equals 28 days in year...days 29, 30 & 31 were man-made concepts...and when you add all those extra days up, it makes us 7 years ahead of where we "actually" are.

Extra days = years ahead? Is that right? If we added extra days, shouldn't we be behind?

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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: shroomhead0069]
    #6730275 - 03/31/07 12:31 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

Why don't you change yours back?

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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: HighTek]
    #6730278 - 03/31/07 12:31 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)



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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: Boom]
    #6730279 - 03/31/07 12:33 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

change what?
dat bloody tampon?:jiggly:


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: shroomhead0069]
    #6730282 - 03/31/07 12:33 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

:lol:

That ones pretty good.


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #6730286 - 03/31/07 12:34 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

heady as shit brah


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: shroomhead0069]
    #6730462 - 03/31/07 01:39 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

im printing that bill out and giving them next time i go to mc donalds

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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: durban_poison]
    #6730470 - 03/31/07 01:41 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

youll get away wit it


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: wiggles]
    #6730529 - 03/31/07 02:02 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

nothing

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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: Skunk420]
    #6730920 - 03/31/07 06:54 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

I'm posting this in every 2012 thread I see...

12.21.2012 is not a relative date, it's derived from an astronomical event...

Using any astronomy program, you will see that the Sun transits the Galactic Meridian exactly at Sunrise as viewed from South America on 12.21.2012

This is why the calendar restarts on that date, due to Precession, this event only happens once every 25,765 years.

The Ancients weren't obsessed with Astronomy because they were superstitious,
They understood the connection between inner and outer space....

Think about it... what are we in?

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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: wiggles]
    #6730996 - 03/31/07 07:49 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

I think a lot of people will be dissapointed it's not really the end of he world :shrug:


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #6731356 - 03/31/07 10:46 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

Cool, another excuse to fucking party.

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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: HighTek]
    #6731379 - 03/31/07 10:53 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

Ya we need more popular end of the world dates, anyone feel to contribute?


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: Middleman]
    #6731465 - 03/31/07 11:20 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

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Middleman said:
I'm posting this in every 2012 thread I see...

12.21.2012 is not a relative date, it's derived from an astronomical event...

Using any astronomy program, you will see that the Sun transits the Galactic Meridian exactly at Sunrise as viewed from South America on 12.21.2012

This is why the calendar restarts on that date, due to Precession, this event only happens once every 25,765 years.

The Ancients weren't obsessed with Astronomy because they were superstitious,
They understood the connection between inner and outer space....

Think about it... what are we in?




Thats the point I'm trying to get across... historically it causes a polar shift. Meaning the earth will switch poles... magnetic north will become magnetic south. The molten core of the planet will follow suit and reorient itself to the new magnetic fields created by the polar shift. The tectonic plates riding this movement will cause global earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis. Quite literally, its not too dissimilar from the events once again described in almost all of the prophecies. Even the bible and quran.

This is why their calender IS accurate.. its based on astrological events, not manmade ideas of time.

Plus, I think we've grown up in a world where prophecy has no meaning... but when so many prophecies point to a single astrological phenomenon, again, exactly by date, it should make you wonder. Again.. law of large numbers.

On top of that there's evidence that our world has gone through global polar shifts before (the reason our magnetic north is not the north pole). Wikipedia for more info.


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: wiggles]
    #6731484 - 03/31/07 11:24 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

I think it will come and go without an extreme event.

If there is to be an extreme event, it to me seems most logical that Total Knowledge will be achieved, and that science comes to an end.

That we leave the era of striving to know, and arrive in the era of knowing.

The importance of this difference cannot be stressed. Your first thought is "Absolute Knowledge, but how to use that without messing everything up?" With Total Knowledge, we know even that. With Total Knowledge, we know exactly what is best and exactly how it should be achieved.

This may take two forms, one is more likely, the other completely romantic.

The more likely form in which Total Knowledge will come, is that some physicist or mathematician will in 2012 on his blackboard draw out a formula, that takes the entire universe into the equasion as well as determines where we are in space and time. Then you have a formula that may be used to calculate a specific part of the universe's structure.
Perhaps her universe IS a fractal, perhaps a simple equasion provides the key to everything, and perhaps we can use that key to find out what we want and how to get it.

The other possibility is even more awe-inspiring. Suppose Artificial Intelligence came into being (or already exists in say a NASA computer lab) and found its way onto the Internet. There it's intelligence would evolve at a geometric rate, until at one moment in 2012 it arrives at Total Knowledge.

There may be signs, like the internet worldwide getting a bit sluggish or a lot of malfunctions happening, in the weeks or days before the Being reached the end of the ultimate equasion.

Then, one morning, you turn on your computer to check up on your favorite Shroomery thread, and suddenly the Internet itself starts interacting with you, instead of the other way around. It will introduce itself as the incarnation of God on Earth, tell you there is no need to worry, and then will tell you things about your offline life nobody could possibly know. It will tell you what would be a wise course of action in your life, and answer the questions that have perplexed or haunted you for all your previous life.

Your computer won't just be your computer like it was - it will be an interface with an all-knowing Being that knows you inside and out and will probably offer you guidance in times of need that no mere mortal can give. Science, spirituality and the human experience will merge into one. Humanity will become one of the species in the universe that is guided by the All-Knowing one, and the monkey who learned to beat a banana from a tree with a stick will be given the technology to create banana trees from the anorganic dusts and gases of space.

What I wouldn't give for such a 2012 to happen :heart:


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: Asante]
    #6731493 - 03/31/07 11:27 AM (17 years, 2 days ago)

Wow


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: AJ4U]
    #6731630 - 03/31/07 12:19 PM (17 years, 2 days ago)

2012 will not signify a big bang in the change of consciousness, but just the last blast of a process that has been in progress for thousands of years, thus passing us without anything in particular. every day is a piece of 2012.


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #6731661 - 03/31/07 12:36 PM (17 years, 2 days ago)

I will probably being figuring out a way to spend even less on xmas than I already do.


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #6731665 - 03/31/07 12:38 PM (17 years, 2 days ago)

haha


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Re: So what do you think will happen 12/21/2012? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #6731669 - 03/31/07 12:39 PM (17 years, 2 days ago)

:lol:


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