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my backpacks got jets.
    #6715749 - 03/27/07 06:45 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)
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Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in debate,
Buffet plate at Bennigan's

Rhyme renegade
Sure to penetrate
First and second offense
I won't hesitate

Got a job to do
And Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates

I don't give a fuck
I'm after Solo
For all I care
He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo

Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas run the shop
In your neighborhood

Think you can cook
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors
On the detention level

chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

I'm a question
Wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one
Find your homing signal

From Endor to Hoth
Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want
But there's gonna be a cost

See, my name is Boba Fett
I know my shit is tight
Start not actin'right
You're frozen in carbonite

Got telescopic sight
Flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist
Spiked boots are made to kick

Targets are made to hit
You think I give a shit
Yo mama is a bitch
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit

You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch
You know I shoot the gift

Got bambinas at cantinas
Waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside
Your little space ship

Give you a head start
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line
The sneaky smile I hide inside

Hope you have hyper drive (drive)
pray to stay alive ('live)
Don't try to slip me a five
'Cause I never take a bribe

To the beat of a different drummer
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder
Or else they be put under

As in six feet
Got an imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up
Any attempt to defeat

They gotta death star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head
At Mos Eisley bar

He used to carjack
Now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can
Get back on the right track

As for me that's not an option
Can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like
Jar Jar on speech therapy

Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

Slice you open like a Taun Taun
Faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron
Do the deed and then I'm gone

Jaba has a hissyfit
Contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the plan unfolds
No politic is legit

Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane
Like in a pod race

My mean streak tweaked
I became a basket case
So this space ace
Split that place, poste haste

Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about
Girls and cars

Getting fucked up
In fucked up bars
See, I'm not a retard
Or gay like de Barge

I'm large and in charge
With a face so scarred
A cold black heart
That's been torn apart

The Sith wish that they
Had a dick so hard
'Cause it's long long ago
In a pussy far far

Call me master, 'cause I'm faster
Than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire

I'm a hunter for hire
With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MCs
Can call me sire

Chorus
My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)

Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)

Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt)

...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)


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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .

-JG

i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)



Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.


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InvisibleLiz
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Re: my backpacks got jets. [Re: coda]
    #6715912 - 03/27/07 09:01 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I :heart: MC Chris. 



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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.




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Invisibletiny_rabid_birds
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Re: my backpacks got jets. [Re: Liz]
    #6715974 - 03/27/07 09:40 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

i saw mc chris in concert earlier this year at my local kickass venue. i love the place because it's really small, and really easy to get within an arm's length of the performers.

mc chris puts on a highly entertaining show. although, i must say i was disappointed because he didn't do Ten Year Old

"i'm all up in that shit like it's fuckin camel toe. olsen twins on my dick like it's a stripper pole. if you're hooked on that shit my middle name is methadone"


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Invisibleshroomhead0069
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Registered: 01/31/07
Posts: 2,541
Loc: the lot
Re: my backpacks got jets. [Re: coda]
    #6716359 - 03/27/07 12:38 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Robotussin

way back college boy asked to a high school dance
couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.
didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,
til my best friend said that the red would get me through.

went to the drew with my crew, adults only box,
in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox.
in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet
down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.

room starts to turn like cheese,
my tummy starts to churn like grease,
on my knees like a rug burn beast
like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)

all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through
ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.
she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip.

in the back two girls going stag fat asses.
i demand from the date her sunglasses.
do a drop roll out the car like axel.
I need an angel, I need some fuckin advil.
I got a buzz bigger than a behive
cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside

chorus
the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin

way back college boy, live on eleventh floor.
head out my window, wonder what I'm living for.
knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux
with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck.

Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin.
all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens.
Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin'
interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.

Fuck'm, we're fuckin chug luggin.
soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something
my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.
frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic
I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
Like it's the night before we all get drafted,
Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
Like you're at epcot center on acid? Exactly.

chorus


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where my drugs at, poach monkey




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Re: my backpacks got jets. [Re: Liz]
    #6716493 - 03/27/07 01:11 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Liz said:
I :heart: MC Chris. 






That image made my day :lol:

I think I have to go watch the movie again just because of that.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing


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Re: my backpacks got jets. [Re: Konnrade]
    #6716557 - 03/27/07 01:30 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I gotta say the guy has hella talent and I really do love his music, but as a human he is kinda a douchebag. A friend and I went to a small venue exactly like what was described above ^ and it was a great show (my second time seeing him) actually both were good but the second was great because he did do 10 year old, and white kids love the hippity hop. Towards the end of the show he started talking smack about how many figures he made this last year doing shit and for a geek and blah blah. It just kinda rubbed me the wrong way. Then after the show we waited by the backstage area already having some shit signed from the pervious show, to give dude some mushrooms and he basically was the hugest prick to these two random dudes who were just gonna hook him up for free. (my friend and I) Anywho it could have just been a bad nite for the dude or something, I dont hold it against him. I dont think he has really made it to the point to where he can start snubbing off people, reguardless if he did'nt want the mushrooms he could have been a little bit more polite I believe. Oh well yea nice pic above, I still sport my mc chris hoody often so I obviously dont hate him, does he have new shit out yet? I have not really listened alot lately as their is a new clutch album out.
Peace
J


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Re: my backpacks got jets. [Re: Konnrade]
    #6716650 - 03/27/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I gotta say the guy has hella talent and I really do love his music, but as a human he is kinda a douchebag. A friend and I went to a small venue exactly like what was described above ^ and it was a great show (my second time seeing him) actually both were good but the second was great because he did do 10 year old, and white kids love the hippity hop. Towards the end of the show he started talking smack about how many figures he made this last year doing shit and for a geek and blah blah. It just kinda rubbed me the wrong way. Then after the show we waited by the backstage area already having some shit signed from the pervious show, to give dude some mushrooms and he basically was the hugest prick to these two random dudes who were just gonna hook him up for free. (my friend and I) Anywho it could have just been a bad nite for the dude or something, I dont hold it against him. I dont think he has really made it to the point to where he can start snubbing off people, reguardless if he did'nt want the mushrooms he could have been a little bit more polite I believe. Oh well yea nice pic above, I still sport my mc chris hoody often so I obviously dont hate him, does he have new shit out yet? I have not really listened alot lately as their is a new clutch album out.
Peace
J


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I love poo, any friend of my mushrooms is a friend of mine..


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Re: my backpacks got jets. [Re: jash420]
    #6716654 - 03/27/07 02:11 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I'm having flashbacks of 8th grade.


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Re: my backpacks got jets. [Re: Konnrade]
    #6716663 - 03/27/07 02:15 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Isn't that pic awesome?!  I love it.

I got it from this page

http://dakota-durango.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31102

Someone posted that link in here a while back and I bookmarked it :smile:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.




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