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OfflineMuppet
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toilet paper poll
    #6691719 - 03/20/07 02:39 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

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ssooo...what's your bathroom etiquette like?
You may choose only one


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Muppet]
    #6691730 - 03/20/07 02:43 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I grab mad toilet paper and whipe my ass with it as many fold ov3rs as I can get. Sometimes I rewhipe the shit onto my ass so I can have fun whiping my ass even more.


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Muppet]
    #6691732 - 03/20/07 02:43 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

damn it...it cut my smart-ass answer short



which, coincendently, made my STAL option not make a whole helluva a lot of sence
(considering the fact that 'STAL' was just a retort to what had been written before it)


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Muppet]
    #6691738 - 03/20/07 02:46 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I only use Cottonelle aloe and vitamin E toiddy paper

I love my butthole!


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: sucklesworth]
    #6691766 - 03/20/07 02:55 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

You_Suck said:
I only use Cottonelle aloe and vitamin E toiddy paper

I love my butthole!



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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Gumby]
    #6691787 - 03/20/07 03:01 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Individual]
    #6691798 - 03/20/07 03:03 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I like using baby wipes when I can. You could eat off my butthole.


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Muppet]
    #6691867 - 03/20/07 03:28 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I get about 4 or 5 squares, wipe, inspect, repeat until paper is clean

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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Boom]
    #6691893 - 03/20/07 03:35 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

i prob use more paper when "splash dampening"! especially useful when u need to piss before u shit. nobody wants piss on their ass!!!


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: C12H16N2]
    #6691896 - 03/20/07 03:37 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

It all depends, if the pot is slpashy or not.


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Individual]
    #6691918 - 03/20/07 03:43 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

somebody once told me that people are meant to poo every day? is this the case?


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: C12H16N2]
    #6691922 - 03/20/07 03:44 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I poo in every 2 or 3 days. Well sometimes it happens more often, but it's quite unusual.


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Individual]
    #6691929 - 03/20/07 03:46 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I shit once a day or so usually

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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: C12H16N2]
    #6692039 - 03/20/07 04:17 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

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somebody once told me that people are meant to poo every day? is this the case?




I crap every day. I have to crap right now.


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: lukeboots]
    #6692293 - 03/20/07 05:40 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I wipe my ass like this...:goatse:

then have someone wipe for me.

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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: daytripper05]
    #6692322 - 03/20/07 05:47 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I wipe twice or thrice -- then sit on a bidet for a while and let warm water blast my asshole clean :smile2:

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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: daytripper05]
    #6692323 - 03/20/07 05:48 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

I take about a 2-3 foot length off the roll, fold it in half and take one end and whip, then fold and whip again and so forth.

I dunno whats wrong with me but i have to shit like 2 or 3 times a day.

I have cramps/bloating or w/e they call it constintly so I always feel like i gotta go, then i do and im good for a couple hours :frown:


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Muppet]
    #6692427 - 03/20/07 06:22 PM (17 years, 12 days ago)

yeah...Ima 'folder' myself



I actually thought it was kinda odd when I found out there were people out there who didn't fold  :shrug:


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Muppet]
    #6717125 - 03/27/07 04:44 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

wonder if they get it on their fingers... shudder.


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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: C12H16N2]
    #6718315 - 03/27/07 09:53 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

i take 4 squares and fold them in half twice so its 1 square but four layers thick. i use as many of these as necessary until its all clean, rarely ever more than 3


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