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Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart
    #6673981 - 03/15/07 08:29 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Yup, this dude grabbed some panties, a bra, a tee-shirt and a magazine, brought them into a dressing room, beat off and busted a nut all over those items & the mirror.

:lol:

A rent-a-cop ("loss prevention officer" as they call it. :smirk:) saw him walk out of the dressing room without the items and went in, thinking he stole the shit, and found "a thick substance that she thought was semen" all over the stuff & the mirror. :lol:

It turns out this guy was a regular, and when he came back later in the week they called the cops and he got picked up.


I don't know........I'm as anti-Walmart as the next guy, but shit, this is just fucked up.

This was out of a local newspaper, so no link....sorry folks. :shrug:  But yeah, I read that, and had to share it.


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: Dark_Star]
    #6673994 - 03/15/07 08:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl:

Yeah,walmart merchandise turns me on too.


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6674030 - 03/15/07 08:40 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Some people....why not just stay home and whack off, i mean, you have the comfort of your home, porn etc etc?


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: DepthToTheCore]
    #6674031 - 03/15/07 08:40 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: Liquid_Dimension]
    #6674044 - 03/15/07 08:42 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

XD yes lets all go to walmart and masturbate on brand new panties then leave then leave them in the stall its what all the cool people are doing nowadays


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: minisharkx]
    #6674056 - 03/15/07 08:46 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I prefer taking shoes off the shelf and crankin one out in the shoes...


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #6674075 - 03/15/07 08:53 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

oh it was in the mcall. Bah, I was just going through the town and country like crazy and couldn't find it.


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: Dark_Star]
    #6674080 - 03/15/07 08:56 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Dude.... if people keep talking about this it's just going to embarrass me more. Please! people just let it go. Lets all move on please.


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: C20H25N3O]
    #6674082 - 03/15/07 08:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Ha yeah, wrong walmart. Can you believe this shit? :lol:

mystery, good looking out on that link...I'm too lazy for such searching. :thumbup:


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #6674089 - 03/15/07 09:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

zzzRipVanWinkle said:
I prefer taking shoes off the shelf and crankin one out in the shoes...


I blow mine in the lobster tank.



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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: skydog]
    #6674096 - 03/15/07 09:05 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

what i love is going to the TV section of walmart and jerking off on the plasmas. nothing gives me more satifaction or turns me on more than the bold crisp statement of "im so much better than sony, i cum on sony," in the morning.

my question is, why on the mirror? was he trying to see what he would look like with splooge on himself, but didnt want to deal with the mess?


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: Drewwyann]
    #6674100 - 03/15/07 09:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

He probably had the bra on, and the panties around his ankles and was jerkin it while watching himself in the mirror... Just a theory.... ....


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: Dark_Star]
    #6674102 - 03/15/07 09:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Haha...that shit's hilarious.

My friend was a "loss prevention officer" at a department store in Florida. He said they had this guy that would regularly do the same thing, although it wasn't always with women's clothing. He said he would come in the store, go in the bathroom and "warm up", grab an article of clothing, then go in the dressing room and cum all over the clothes. He would then go put them back on the shelves.

He said everyone at his work (in LP) knew about the guy, and they called him the bi-county creamer, because he would go all over the area to different stores and do the same thing.

He was easy to spot, but they would never arrest him because he didn't steal anything. Another thing he said was that they would just leave the clothes there that were "soiled". Fucking disgusting...

He also mentioned that people would shit in the dressing rooms regularly...like once a week.


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: kindadank]
    #6674107 - 03/15/07 09:10 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:what:

Geez.......

The human race is weird, to say the least.


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: Dark_Star]
    #6674113 - 03/15/07 09:13 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

yeah...no shit



I'm beginning to realize I ain't nearlty as 'odd' as I useta think I was  :craven:


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: kindadank]
    #6674116 - 03/15/07 09:13 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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He also mentioned that people would shit in the dressing rooms regularly...like once a week.


They should mark the restrooms more clearly I guess :rofl:


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Re: Man Masturbates on Merchandise from Wal-Mart [Re: skydog]
    #6674451 - 03/15/07 10:37 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Damn, that's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Thank you for posting this :thumbup:


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