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InvisibleYst
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What you see when you die...
    #6561838 - 02/13/07 05:02 AM (17 years, 7 days ago)

I believe this page has radically revised my imagination of the afterlife:

http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com/

Hey, it's better than "move towards the light" or what have you.

Longhair cats > malevolent father figure deities.


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Offlineleery11
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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: Yst]
    #6562158 - 02/13/07 08:55 AM (17 years, 7 days ago)

does the cat take requests? I would prefer something beautiful and soothing.


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I am the MacDaddy of Heimlich County, I play it Straight Up Yo!

....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human......
Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: Yst]
    #6562808 - 02/13/07 12:44 PM (17 years, 7 days ago)

Beautiful! :thumbup:


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: Yst]
    #6564067 - 02/13/07 06:51 PM (17 years, 6 days ago)

mmmoog

fucking gold!


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: elbisivni]
    #6591728 - 02/20/07 10:26 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I love YTMND. Honestly, I think that a catonakeyboardinspace would be an excellent afterlife guide. Somewhat serious, yet still friendly and fluffy and musical. And it would be pretty awesome to be in space.


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: maglight]
    #6594069 - 02/21/07 02:59 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

My dad tried to kill himself about 20 years ago by crashing into a tree at 80 mph and claims to have watched the doctors electrocuting him and reviving him while he was floating above his body. He says going back into his body was the worst feeling hes ever had compared to what it was like being dead.

Then again I dont know anybody on earth that talks as much complete and utter bullshit as my old man. I can hardly believe a fuckin word he says.

He once said to me with a fully serious face "Im a witchdoctor". He also claims to have been visited by a 4 foot man of light when he was about 7 while he was in bed and says he was paralysed and couldnt scream. After that he says he fell unconscious and woke up the next morning.

One thing hes been saying for years thought which I thought was total bullshit until I saw it for myself is that whenever he gets angry or has strong emotions lights around him start flickering. I thought he was pulling it out of his ass but one day I was walking down the road with him by a park and every single street light one by one started flashing on and off as we passed by them. I was on shrooms though so maybe they were flickering anyway I just saw it as a paranormal phenomenon.

A side note hes a weird fucker to be around on shrooms. When he starts tripping he cringes for about 3 hours straight and appears to be struggling like mad. He resembles the devil himself sometimes. I saw him grow a little devils beard one time. I dont usually have hardcore visual hallucinations on shrooms but for some the 2 times ive taken them with him ive had fairly crazy fucked up trips. The whole trips insanely intense. Even I stuggled a bit at first. Everything looks devilish. One day I was in his apparment and I had a crazy Egyptian/devilish trip and everything in the apparment was morphing into egyptian or demonic looking things and my dad looked like satan himself.

I decided to leave after a while and the second I got out of the appartment building onto the street everything became clear again and became like the regular low dose mushroom trips I have.


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Edited by jonnyjonjonjon (02/21/07 03:07 PM)


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: jonnyjonjonjon]
    #6597606 - 02/22/07 02:46 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

jonnyjonjonjon said:
My dad tried to kill himself about 20 years ago by crashing into a tree at 80 mph and claims to have watched the doctors electrocuting him and reviving him while he was floating above his body. He says going back into his body was the worst feeling hes ever had compared to what it was like being dead.

Then again I dont know anybody on earth that talks as much complete and utter bullshit as my old man. I can hardly believe a fuckin word he says.

He once said to me with a fully serious face "Im a witchdoctor". He also claims to have been visited by a 4 foot man of light when he was about 7 while he was in bed and says he was paralysed and couldnt scream. After that he says he fell unconscious and woke up the next morning.

One thing hes been saying for years thought which I thought was total bullshit until I saw it for myself is that whenever he gets angry or has strong emotions lights around him start flickering. I thought he was pulling it out of his ass but one day I was walking down the road with him by a park and every single street light one by one started flashing on and off as we passed by them. I was on shrooms though so maybe they were flickering anyway I just saw it as a paranormal phenomenon.

A side note hes a weird fucker to be around on shrooms. When he starts tripping he cringes for about 3 hours straight and appears to be struggling like mad. He resembles the devil himself sometimes. I saw him grow a little devils beard one time. I dont usually have hardcore visual hallucinations on shrooms but for some the 2 times ive taken them with him ive had fairly crazy fucked up trips. The whole trips insanely intense. Even I stuggled a bit at first. Everything looks devilish. One day I was in his apparment and I had a crazy Egyptian/devilish trip and everything in the apparment was morphing into egyptian or demonic looking things and my dad looked like satan himself.

I decided to leave after a while and the second I got out of the appartment building onto the street everything became clear again and became like the regular low dose mushroom trips I have.




Our dads sound sort of alike. My dad claims to have found "God" while he was on LSD. However, he raised me militant atheist. I'm not sure why. (He's the type who considers himself "spiritual" not religous. He dislikes religion.) He also claims to have had an out of body experience, but it was during a trip. He also claims to have heard God in various tones. I'm not sure if he had any near death experiences.

I used to smoke pot with him all the time before he got into AA. I miss those days! He was like a stinky Buddha to me. He still is, but he doesn't condone drug use anymore. Poo.


Edited by Sacred_Fool (02/22/07 02:51 PM)


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: Yst]
    #6613003 - 02/26/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Could be far, far, FAR worse.
I'll take it.


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: jonnyjonjonjon]
    #6614122 - 02/26/07 08:11 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

the streetlight thing is a very common occurance


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: cpw1971]
    #6627133 - 03/02/07 05:43 AM (16 years, 11 months ago)

That light you see, when you die, is you opening your eyes for the first time.


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So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


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Re: What you see when you die... [Re: mikebart101]
    #6638579 - 03/05/07 05:43 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

About five minutes before my grandmother died .She said that here mother and sister. Where helping her to the light.


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