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Invisiblethallus
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Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK)
    #6616710 - 02/27/07 03:11 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Toothpaste link to positive drug test


School chiefs launched an investigation after two youngsters wrongly tested positive for drugs - because of their TOOTHPASTE!

A shocked Year 9 girl tested positive for the class A drug methamphetamine - or crystal meth - at Brightlingsea's Colne Community School, the Evening Gazette can reveal.

A Year 7 boy at the school gave positive results for the class B drug amphetamine - also known as speed.

advertisementAssistant principal Mark Thomson said they immediately knew the results were wrong because of the pupils involved.

He said it was a "nightmare" ordeal for the girl who tested positive in front of school pals. She had to wait for further tests to clear her name.

"Her parents took her to a GP for a urine test which, of course, was negative - she was totally clear."

The school automatically launched a probe into what happened. It emerged that using a leading brand of toothpaste could cause false positive drug results.

Random drugs tests at the school were immediately suspended. The programme has now resumed

http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1218411.mostviewed.brightlingsea_toothpaste_link_to_positive_drug_test.php


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: thallus]
    #6616867 - 02/27/07 04:02 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

it'd be great if they told us what toothpaste


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: demiu5]
    #6617155 - 02/27/07 05:33 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Its not like the parents could be using the drugs and somehow their kids were exposed, seems more plausible than toothpaste.


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: wireless]
    #6617439 - 02/27/07 07:05 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

what i want to know is why they are randomly testing 7 and 9 year old kids for drugs.


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: thallus]
    #6617482 - 02/27/07 07:17 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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advertisementAssistant principal Mark Thomson said they immediately knew the results were wrong because of the pupils involved.





Seems that sort of defeats the purpose of testing if he already "knows" those students couldn't be doing drugs. My elementary school principle woulda said the same thing about me and look how I turned out :cool: but of course at age 7-9 I wasn't using any drugs and I doubt a significant percentage of kids this age at other schools are either... except maybe for that Texas "Cheese" Crisis.

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He said it was a "nightmare" ordeal for the girl who tested positive in front of school pals. She had to wait for further tests to clear her name.




Wouldn't it be a "nightmare" ordeal for anyone who tests positive in these school drug tests, whether or not its a false positive?


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: Ebawho]
    #6617599 - 02/27/07 07:59 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah wtf is that about. And how can they be testing them 'in front of school pals', they don't have to do any lab/analytical work to do the tests, and get/interpret the results?

Also, just to point out, it says 'year 7' and 'year 9' (ie. grade) not '7 years old'/'9 years old'.


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: Ebawho]
    #6617732 - 02/27/07 08:37 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Ebawho said:
what i want to know is why they are randomly testing 7 and 9 year old kids for drugs.




EXACTLY!

Thats fucking outrageous!

Fuck....


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: DadeMurphy]
    #6618202 - 02/27/07 10:37 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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DadeMurphy said:
Yeah wtf is that about. And how can they be testing them 'in front of school pals', they don't have to do any lab/analytical work to do the tests, and get/interpret the results?

Also, just to point out, it says 'year 7' and 'year 9' (ie. grade) not '7 years old'/'9 years old'.




ahh my mistake, those crazy british and 'year 7' instead of 7th grade..

still seems young for drug testing though.


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: Ebawho]
    #6619514 - 02/28/07 06:59 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I don't know man, seventh grade kids try that heavy sh** to act cool partly because their immature and gullible. More so in more "urban" environments.


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: Ebawho]
    #6619518 - 02/28/07 07:01 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

> what i want to know is why they are randomly testing 7 and 9 year old kids for drugs.

How else do you teach lambs how to become sheep... gotta get them used to oppression at an early age so they don't resent it later in life.


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: Seuss]
    #6619580 - 02/28/07 08:15 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Seuss said:
> what i want to know is why they are randomly testing 7 and 9 year old kids for drugs.

How else do you teach lambs how to become sheep... gotta get them used to oppression at an early age so they don't resent it later in life.




Exactly. Get them used to it now so they dont complain when they have to drop off a piss container at the lab once a week the rest of thier lives.


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: Ebawho]
    #6620928 - 02/28/07 05:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Ebawho said:
what i want to know is why they are randomly testing 7 and 9 year old kids for drugs.





Seriously..... probably looking for "cheese" heads


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Re: Toothpaste link to positive drug test (UK) [Re: Varman]
    #6623172 - 03/01/07 06:50 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I hope those students sue for at least a million dollars. Maybe this bullshit will teach the school a lesson.

False positives are a fact of life. Many people are seriously fucked over by bullshit like this.


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