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thallus
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slogans for the shit trade

#6579106 - 02/17/07 04:44 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

The guys here who sell Manure don't seem to have any winning slogans. I thought they would all come up with some genius like "giving you the shits" or " I'm the only person you should ever let leave shit by your door"
Behind every catchy "Got milk" sales pitch could easily be another slogan: "Got manure. And lots of it." just had a look on a slogan maker and got these.

You Can Really Taste The Manure!
Have You Forgotten How Good Manure Tastes?
Stimulation for Body and Manure.
I Bet He Drinks Manure.
The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Manure.
Where Do You Want Manure To Go Today?
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Manure.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Manure in Your Cup.
Come See the Softer Side of Manure
Monsieur, with this Manure you are really spoiling us.
Get Manure or Get Out.
Nothing Acts Faster Than Manure.
Don't You Just Love Being In Manure?
Only Manure Has The Answer.

I think the best one is "Top Breeders Recommend Manure."
so now I'm looking on google and there is a few out there like
Manure happens - use it, The Mature Manure and cattle manure smells like money. I'm sure people here could come up with better than these.

So come on guys you sell shit to people you should at least have a great slogan.

or t-shirt http://www.horsepresence.com/shop/DescTeeNBManure.html

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DNKYD
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Re: slogans for the shit trade

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#6579157 - 02/17/07 05:01 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

"When you see our crap you'll soon be back"

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Carbon_Black
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Re: slogans for the shit trade

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#6579213 - 02/17/07 06:33 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

I think the shit sells itself :laugh:

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Re: slogans for the shit trade

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#6580196 - 02/18/07 12:16 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Full of shit!

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SneezingPenis
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Re: slogans for the shit trade

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#6580201 - 02/18/07 12:21 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

What can manure do for you?

We give a shit.

We are the shit!

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DNKYD
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Re: slogans for the shit trade

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#6580212 - 02/18/07 12:26 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

We can deliver our shit to your hands anywhere in the world!

Waking up to shit on your doorstep never felt so good!

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Re: slogans for the shit trade

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#6580237 - 02/18/07 12:38 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

This shit is THE shit.

This shit will knock you on your ass.

Shit? This is Hpoo...

Hpoo.. Cpoo... its all crap.

:shrug:

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Re: slogans for the shit trade

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#6580284 - 02/18/07 12:56 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

"Poo to you!"

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