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OfflineItsaMeMario
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weed that smells like ass
    #6548969 - 02/09/07 10:14 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i just bought some bud from a new dealer that basically smells like ass.
it doesn't smell of any chemicals or any artificiality. just... ass. like it was cured in a public bathroom in a pub down at a ghetto in scotland. well, it's not that bad but still, i've never smelled weed like this one. anybody have any idea? i'm gonna smoke it later tonite.

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: ItsaMeMario]
    #6548975 - 02/09/07 10:17 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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like it was cured in a public bathroom in a pub down at a ghetto in scotland.




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i'm gonna smoke it later tonite.




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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: ItsaMeMario]
    #6548980 - 02/09/07 10:17 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

yeah i had a friend who said he smelt pot at a party for the first time and to him it smelt like ass

your dealer might've been farting into the curing jar to make it more potent

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: takk]
    #6549042 - 02/09/07 10:37 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

no but seriously i read now that there's a variety called 'skunk weed' which indeed smells like ass. it's suppost to be extremely potent. but i also read that some growers spray actual skunk piss to mimic it... I can't think of any white chick in los angeles dirty enough to deal weed that's been laced with skunk piss. And yes I bought this from a girl. so according to my poor reasoning, this MUST BE the skunk weed. I will find out for sure in a little while. stay tuned, my children.

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: ItsaMeMario]
    #6549055 - 02/09/07 10:40 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

skunk weed smells like skunk not like shit. If you don't recognize it as skunk then its something else


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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: ItsaMeMario]
    #6549059 - 02/09/07 10:41 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

skunk piss smells a bit different to ass IMFHO

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: takk]
    #6549166 - 02/09/07 11:17 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i've had nugget that smelled like dog shit - literally

but it got me stoned

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: ItsaMeMario]
    #6549249 - 02/09/07 11:57 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I once got some bud in the past that smelt like a fart. The smell sure was odd. However, it was some particularly good bud!


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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: ItsaMeMario]
    #6549330 - 02/10/07 12:49 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Skunk weed does not smell bad like an actual skunk or ass, its just a really really strong potent smell. It stinks because it is so strong but in a good way. Thats nasty that your weed smells like that, I would never smoke anything like that. Then again I'm really picky when it comes to what I smoke and only smoke the best shit I can get in NY.

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: euphoricpoison]
    #6549404 - 02/10/07 01:16 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Which is better, weed that smells like ass or ass that smells like weed?

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: Compass]
    #6549413 - 02/10/07 01:18 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

LMFAO

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: Compass]
    #6549438 - 02/10/07 01:28 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I would say ass that smells like weed is better. This is my reasoning, when people use the term ass to describe something they are implying that it smells like shit. Weed that smells like ass is nasty in my opinion, but an ass that smells like weed, now thats different and would smell nice. Unless the ass only smelt like weed because it was being smuggled in a specific body cavity, which would only leave the weed smelling like the spot where it was hidden. Hey, I think we now know why the weed smelt like ass, I wouldn't be surprised if the ass of the girl who sold it to you smells like weed!

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: euphoricpoison]
    #6549571 - 02/10/07 02:27 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

dude you know you're stoned writing that and im stoned typing this. But you know all that is purely fictional assumption of one's judgemental skills. I say weed smells like ass cuz all i'm implying is that weed smells like shit weed. and you have to go on and asumme that there is no more porverb than one that involves one's definition of shit is a substance from one's anal cavaty than nothing more. that is just... shew, whatever... but BUT! the weed turned out to be pretty dank. I sat here smoking a half a nug probably like 1/16th of a gram, a roach amount , all under one term, into a bowl and smoked it and i've been in gaga land for the last 3 hours and kinda still am so i come to the interweb looking for solstice in free porn and this forum. phew.

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: ItsaMeMario]
    #6549576 - 02/10/07 02:30 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

hahaha, good man!

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: euphoricpoison]
    #6549763 - 02/10/07 04:40 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)


Edited by StickyWater (05/03/08 01:20 AM)

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: ItsaMeMario]
    #6549770 - 02/10/07 04:44 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

If your weed smells like ass, then you better clean your ass...
Or, get a clean dealer...

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: Gomp]
    #6550153 - 02/10/07 10:25 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Where I live, it is customary for the dealer to keep the bud in his pants(just in case he gets pulled over). That would be my best explanation!


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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: DayTripper1]
    #6551267 - 02/10/07 04:27 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Once my buddy got some weed that literally smelled like sewage. It was real compressed, mostly black with multicolored specks. It was so harsh you could barely hit it. But it was probably the best pot I ever smoked. Even better than my friends home grown hydro probably. But I've never seen it again.

Tyler Durden

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: TylerDurden22]
    #6552146 - 02/10/07 08:37 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

sounds like some crackheads from the projects tryed making some skunk...lol

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Re: weed that smells like ass [Re: hesabackpack]
    #6552875 - 02/10/07 11:54 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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hesabackpack said:
i've had nugget that smelled like dog shit - literally

but it got me stoned




i watched my "friend" bobby pick up a dog turd off the ground cuz he thought it was a bud that he dropped outta his bowl and watched him smoke it. i told him he could dome that.

but dont get me wrong, im not an asshole or anything(or maybe i am) but this dude bobby was there for my entertainment, i had no cable at the time, and he was equally as good, or better than television because of all the retarded things he did, and it was fun to get him stoned aas fuck and just sit there and watch him do stupid shit, like the time he bit off a live fishes head for 3 cigarettes that my friend eric never gave him. and the first time i ever got high he built a bomb out of lure scent for fishing and put it in a container of oatmeal, in a public park i might add, set the top on fire, ran away, then thinking it was a dud he went up to it and as soon as he went to go grab it the thing exploded and he started to run away(it was all like in slow motion at this point, like a movie, oatmeal was flying all over the place) and everyone in the paark started sceaming and running like it was a terrorist attack and all the geese in the park flew off. sigh thems were the good days.


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