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Hair Drug Test Help!
    #6519956 - 02/01/07 02:01 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Would bleaching my hair help me pass a hair follicle test?

If I were to go through the test right now, a wide range of substances would probably show up including everything from weed, opiates, and uppers. Is there any definite way to pass a hair drug test?


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: pantsboy]
    #6521329 - 02/01/07 08:59 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

:doggystyle:


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! *DELETED* [Re: pantsboy]
    #6521337 - 02/01/07 09:01 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: roby000]
    #6522675 - 02/02/07 07:25 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Wash your hair with some acidic juices and might better your chances idk?


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: pantsboy]
    #6525034 - 02/02/07 10:00 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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Would bleaching my hair help me pass a hair follicle test?

If I were to go through the test right now, a wide range of substances would probably show up including everything from weed, opiates, and uppers. Is there any definite way to pass a hair drug test?



You have a close friend who might make a donation for hair plugs?

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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: Goro]
    #6525336 - 02/03/07 01:09 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Just cut your hair short.

Hair grows about 1 cm (~1/2 inch) a month. Otherwise just shave it all off. That's the easy way.


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: fastfred]
    #6526484 - 02/03/07 01:14 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Don't they test the follicle though? I'm sure there's a shampoo though, I mean why wouldn't there be...it makes sense as a protective measure against a hair test.

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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: fastfred]
    #6539148 - 02/07/07 03:10 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

My brother had shaved his head before a test like this and they took a armpit hair


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: Dobie]
    #6539156 - 02/07/07 03:35 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Duh...

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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: fastfred]
    #6539162 - 02/07/07 03:46 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I was just saying that if you cut your hair short like you implied that they would take a armpit hair no need to be a fucking dick


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: Dobie]
    #6547802 - 02/09/07 02:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Shave your armpits.

Why stop there, just shave from head to toe.

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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: gregorio]
    #6548106 - 02/09/07 04:20 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

You have hair all over your body. They will not hesitate to take it from other areas that aren't your head or armpits.

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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: Rob]
    #6553178 - 02/11/07 02:41 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

If they're going to take your pubes then you've got bigger problems then just passing pee test. Try moving out of Nazi Germany.

No reasonable person is going to submit to bullshit like that. I would just tell them straight up that you don't want any of your hair removed and that you will give them a pee sample, but nothing else.

I would also ask them if they have a barbers license. In most states you have to have a license to cut hair. No license, no hair cut.


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: Rob]
    #6553395 - 02/11/07 06:03 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I believe it that's why I say just shave your aentire body, it will grow back. I'll admit it might sound good in theory but might present some problems in practice.

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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: fastfred]
    #6553396 - 02/11/07 06:05 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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No reasonable person is going to submit to bullshit like that.




If your talking about your job being on the line I think most people would submit to it.

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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: gregorio]
    #6556262 - 02/11/07 10:30 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I suppose it depends what's in your contract. If hair samples are in your contract then you should probably know better than to be using drugs. If your contract only says drug testing then you have every right to haggle over the form. Obviously "drug testing" shouldn't cover spinal taps, blood draws, and other forms of invasive testing. There are many other reasons that hair testing is bullshit. It's biased against blacks, it's expensive, it involves taking your hair, it's more prone to false positives, it doesn't actually prove that you used any drugs (just that they're on your hair), etc.

So if your contract says "drug testing" and you offer to give a pee sample and then they fire you, you'll have an easy wrongful termination suit.

My contract mentions blood samples. I bitched up a storm over that since there is no good reason to do invasive procedures when a normal pee test will do just as well for a cheaper price. I got a verbal explanation and agreement that blood testing was only for cases where the subject was unconscious or otherwise unable to provide a pee sample.

They didn't think I was some kind of junkie because I said that. I just told them that it's not reasonable to expect me to submit to random needles whenever they feel like it.

If they ever do try to pee test me I'm going to make it a hassle for them. First thing I'm going to say is that I don't have to pee right now, come get me in an hour. Then the pee guy will have to stay late. Then I'll say that I still don't have to pee and that I need to drink some fluids. Then I'll sit in the breakroom for quite awhile sipping coffee. When I'm finally ready I'll give them the sample. If I didn't think I would pass then I would give them a little pee mixed with hot water. That might come up as "diluted", in which case by the time it comes back I will have had time to clean up and will be happy to provide them with another sample, after I get an extra 30 minute break to drink coffee again.


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: fastfred]
    #6560377 - 02/12/07 09:07 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/kits/hair-tests.htm


heres some hair cleaner that will help u pass your test, they also sell certain brands at your average hair supply store


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: fastfred]
    #6579326 - 02/17/07 07:10 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Nah, if it is diluted they will just send it in to a lab that will be capable of determining whether or not the sample contains traces of drugs. I couldn't see a company giving a random drug test; however, if you have an accident on the job, then they will escort you to a drug testing place a.s.a.p. because they don't want to pay you shit for an accident if you're on drugs or alcohol while it happens. Sometimes if you get a promotion you might have to take another drug test, as well.

I guess if they have reason to suspect it or they are looking for a way to terminate you, they might pull you in one day, but it isn't financially feasible to just randomly test employees... from what I heard about the National Guard, everyone pisses but they'll only test a certain percentage...


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: fireworks_god]
    #6579682 - 02/17/07 09:15 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

> Nah, if it is diluted they will just send it in to a lab that will be capable of determining whether or not the sample contains traces of drugs.

There is a threshold limit for failing a pee test. Your sample has to contain more than a certain amount. A GC/MS or chemiluminesence test can detect such small amounts that everyone would fail if there was no cutoff. They can detect very small amounts of opiates in almost anything, including hay and cow's milk.

The old cutoff for weed was 50 ng/ml I think. I know that there was talk of lowering it to 30 or 40, but I'm not sure if they ever did. 75-200 is a fairly normal positive, so on any given day I would guess that I would test from 50-100 depending on the day of the week etc. So if I guestimate that I would have around a 100, then I just cut my sample in half with hot water and I've got a 50. Since I know I might get tested I'm a pretty light smoker, so it's pretty safe to assume that I'd be less than 100.

Cutting it in half might make them call it diluted, but nothing would change the fact that the levels in the sample were below the limit. If they bitched at all about the diluted sample I would say "Hey you sprung this on me by surprise, so I had to drink a bunch of water to produce the sample, that's why it's diluted." I've heard that some companies don't even care if it comes up diluted as long as you pass.

> it isn't financially feasible to just randomly test employees...

Yeah, I cleaned up for awhile when I heard they did random testing. But from what I understand now they maybe test a couple a year (out of ~900). So the chances of being tested any given year are very, very slim.


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Re: Hair Drug Test Help! [Re: fastfred]
    #6579756 - 02/17/07 09:40 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Sweet. :thumbup: You know more about it than I do too (not that I was pretending to know a lot about it :grin:).


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