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Offlinehongomon
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Bedtime story
    #651147 - 05/29/02 01:05 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

One day Sally woke up and walked out onto her balcony. The beautiful Arizona sun was rising over the desert wrapped in warm colors. The sun's light glanced off the many armored trucks and tanks--"Wait a minute," said Sally. " What are all these armored trucks and tanks doing?" Sally looked closer and discovered that they weren't U.S. military vehicles, but carried Arabic inscriptions on their sides.

She was a little alarmed at that--such an unusual sight, a bunch of Arab tanks and armored trucks right in her backyard. "Well," she finally decided, "as long as they don't DO anything. I mean, I can't rightly be upset just because they're here, can I?"

And so she set to making lemonade for her new neighbors. The end.

hongomon


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Re: Bedtime story [Re: hongomon]
    #651274 - 05/29/02 01:59 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks!


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Re: Bedtime story [Re: hongomon]
    #651280 - 05/29/02 02:04 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Is there some hidden political meaning in this? I don't understand what point your trying to get across : )


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Re: Bedtime story [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #652311 - 05/29/02 11:23 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

Hey man, that's exactly how Sally told it to me...

hongomon


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Re: Bedtime story [Re: hongomon]
    #653333 - 05/30/02 12:44 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

I know where you are going, but it's a straw man arguement. You would have to include Sally's neighbors initiating violence to bring the vehicles in the first place.


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Re: Bedtime story [Re: wingnutx]
    #654303 - 05/30/02 08:27 PM (15 years, 2 months ago)

But she...but...damn that Sally, she tricked me!

...

Okay, I just got off the phone with Lawrence "Larry" of Arabia, and here's how he puts it: The people of those Arab countries have a thing for deserts and everything deserty. They just looooove sand and rocks. Personally I think they kind of go overboard with it, and Larry confides that he can't help but agree. I mean, when your love for sand and rocks leads you to stick tanks and armored trucks in every desert on the planet, you might want to start looking for some alternatives.

Makes sense to me.

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