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SneezingPenis
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Toddlers on Airplanes
#6493576 - 01/24/07 06:27 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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IMO, I think that once you have a child, you should be unable to travel by airplane for atleast 3 years, unless you are leaving your child behind. Toddlers do not belong on airplanes, you are an evil, souless person if you bring a toddler on an airplane on purpose. It is about as responsible as shitting all over every porcelain surface in a bathroom, so as to ruin a somewhat copascetic group of random strangers acting along parameters of decency with your selfish and demonic urges.
I would prefer a jihad enthused terrorist with a hand grenade over a toddler with 30,000 feet of pressure in its ears.
your comments?
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lukeboots
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I think you better get over the fact that toddlers exist
they're on buses and other forms of transportation, too. amazing
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I agree they suck when their parents suck, but good parenting can usually handle temper tantrums and crap like that. Either way, family across the country may want to see the toddler, or the family is going on vacation or something so obiously the kids have to go too. Sometimes you just get unlucky with having screaming little bastards on the plane.
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How am I suppose to smuggle my hash if I can't put it in my toddler's diaper?
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
#6493609 - 01/24/07 06:40 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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man that's a bad idea.
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
#6493610 - 01/24/07 06:40 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/10823581/detail.html
Julie and Gerry Kulesza and daughter Elly were removed from the flight when the girl refused to take her seat before takeoff, airline officials said Tuesday. But her parents said they just needed a little more time to calm her down.
FUCK TODDLERS! they are all DEMONS!
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demons have to go places too, you know.
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: lukeboots]
#6493617 - 01/24/07 06:42 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck that...they have bat wings.
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: lukeboots]
#6493638 - 01/24/07 06:47 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Those shoes are GANGSTA.
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Satan himself gave that demon his shoes. GANGSTA as FUCK
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: cookeman]
#6493662 - 01/24/07 06:52 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
cookeman said: I agree they suck when their parents suck, but good parenting can usually handle temper tantrums and crap like that. Either way, family across the country may want to see the toddler, or the family is going on vacation or something so obiously the kids have to go too. Sometimes you just get unlucky with having screaming little bastards on the plane.
I agree with you only you say they scream on planes try having one puke on you. That sucks i mean i almost puked it was nasty but oh well. I hate toddlers on fucking any form of transportation. They should be in the car with there family not with STRANGERS pissing them off
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: lukeboots]
#6493663 - 01/24/07 06:52 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn,next thing you know he comes with his own brand of fashion!
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Get these motherfuckin' kids off my motherfuckin' plane!
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: Konnrade]
#6493747 - 01/24/07 07:10 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said: Get these motherfuckin' kids off my motherfuckin' plane!
and I hope they BURN in helllll!
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: lukeboots]
#6493860 - 01/24/07 07:42 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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jonnywax said: I think you better get over the fact that toddlers exist
they're on buses and other forms of transportation, too. amazing
then they should be able to get over the fact that I am going to fart in my hand and release it in front of their face.
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I would have give that kid, something to cry about.
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Edited by Brainiac (01/24/07 07:56 PM)
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes [Re: Brainiac]
#6493975 - 01/24/07 08:22 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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what if we made sound proof bubble dome airplane child seats? it would solve everyones problems. Maybe we could even poke tiny holes in it for oxygen.
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I recently took a three hour flight where every time I'd start to drift off, the toddler behind me would give my seat a kick or start crying to ensure I'm alert in case of emergency. I decided it's not the kid who's evil, it's the parents. Everything I'm envisioning doing to that kid in my mind, they need to actually be doing. Except they love their little darling, so why shouldn't everyone else?
The worst part is, these days you can't even get an ice pick onto the plane to gouge their eyes with. I need to start traveling by private dirigible.
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Re: Toddlers on Airplanes *DELETED* [Re: SneezingPenis]
#6494015 - 01/24/07 08:38 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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