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hoopershroomer
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dissapointing masturbation sessions.....
#6460218 - 01/14/07 08:22 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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where you spend all that work beatin yo meat, and your nut is very dissapointing with very little pleasurable feeling and a nut voulume of maybe a 1/4 teaspoon, haha
dont you hate em', fellas?
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460225 - 01/14/07 08:23 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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eh...apathy seems to net the overall emotions when that happens.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460278 - 01/14/07 08:36 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah, i hate that shit! it sucks so bad =[
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NobodyCares
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460315 - 01/14/07 08:46 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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You know, I always thought I was the only one that happened to. What's the deal with that?
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: NobodyCares]
#6460336 - 01/14/07 08:52 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Try not jerking off for a solid 2 or 3 days
haha not much sperm means you're beating it too often
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hoopershroomer
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: NobodyCares]
#6460339 - 01/14/07 08:53 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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thats y i posted this. i dont understand y this happens to me, but i notice it happens fairly often, maybe 1 of 5 or 6 sessions. it makes me freakin pissed :angry2:
and what also pisses me off, is after you nut from a sesh, about 1-4 minutes later youll feel this gooey slime on the tip of your dick and it gets smeared on the inside of your boxers, and for the next half hour when your walkin around you have to avoid rubbing your dickhead on the gooey are of your boxers
i know yall know what im talkin about
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460351 - 01/14/07 08:57 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Try eating more protein.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460358 - 01/14/07 08:59 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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wash your dick in the sink after you're done and you won't have a problem with that.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Brainiac]
#6460359 - 01/14/07 09:00 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Brainiac said: Try eating more protein.
zinc supplements also help increase sperm production.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460364 - 01/14/07 09:01 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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It means you need to practice abstinence. A healthy and rewarding practice.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460383 - 01/14/07 09:09 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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hoopershroomer said: thats y i posted this. i dont understand y this happens to me, but i notice it happens fairly often, maybe 1 of 5 or 6 sessions. it makes me freakin pissed :angry2:
and what also pisses me off, is after you nut from a sesh, about 1-4 minutes later youll feel this gooey slime on the tip of your dick and it gets smeared on the inside of your boxers, and for the next half hour when your walkin around you have to avoid rubbing your dickhead on the gooey are of your boxers
i know yall know what im talkin about
hahaha.. sorry i chuckled a bit. but yeah that's normal. i suggest coming to grips with, and welcoming the "goo".
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoboblues]
#6460477 - 01/14/07 09:44 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha i know what you mean. it happens to everyone i think.
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hoopershroomer
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoboblues]
#6460481 - 01/14/07 09:46 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol, uhh, wat do you mean by welcoming the goo??
and altered again, im not gonna wash my dick off in the sink after i beat off everytime, i mean, who does that?
no no, and thats the thing that gets me, i only beat off about 2 or 3 times a day and somedays i dont even beat it cuz ill get some pussy or, i just didnt have time that day. its not like i beat off 10 times a day. idk., really
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460484 - 01/14/07 09:47 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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uhh...amigo...2-3 times a day is a lot.
in general there right,your ejaculating more than your body can produce a good full nut shot.
tone it down a bit.
the "goo" is most likey pre.post ejaculate...basically sperm without the actual sperm. it's normal.
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hoopershroomer
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: CaptainH13]
#6460491 - 01/14/07 09:51 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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w/e happened to that rejuvenation thing after 20 minutes? 2-3 times a day is alot? get outta here
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460520 - 01/14/07 10:00 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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hoopershroomer said: where you spend all that work beatin yo meat, and your nut is very dissapointing with very little pleasurable feeling and a nut voulume of maybe a 1/4 teaspoon, haha
dont you hate em', fellas?
this is where cam/cybersecks comes in
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Jackenobi]
#6460552 - 01/14/07 10:11 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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or... and this is pretty revoluionary for some of you but.. its an idea... GET A GF.. stop collecting the product of your masterbation session.
ive masterbated... 1-2 times in the last 2 1/2 months..
vagina feels better than my palm.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460584 - 01/14/07 10:19 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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hoopershroomer said: lol, uhh, wat do you mean by welcoming the goo??
i mean, if you're gonna beat off that much, you may be better off content with the nature of it. unless it fuels your sadistic side?.. i'm not judging.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460620 - 01/14/07 10:29 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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hoopershroomer said: w/e happened to that rejuvenation thing after 20 minutes? 2-3 times a day is alot? get outta here
hahah
I mean, going as many times as you can is all fine and good when you're having actual sex
But that's wayyyy to much jerking off. No wonder your loads are small. If I jerked off that much, I'd be lucky to get two drops each time
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Boom]
#6460688 - 01/14/07 11:01 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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True.. Fuck that is wayy to much.. I'd fucking break him that way.. Let me guess hoopershroomer: you don't refrain from jerking off unless you bleed?
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cApTaInCrAp
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460868 - 01/15/07 12:31 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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hoopershroomer said:
and what also pisses me off, is after you nut from a sesh, about 1-4 minutes later youll feel this gooey slime on the tip of your dick and it gets smeared on the inside of your boxers, and for the next half hour when your walkin around you have to avoid rubbing your dickhead on the gooey are of your boxers
i know yall know what im talkin about
hahaha. Well thats why you do it before bed grab a sock slip the lil rascal in and go to sleep
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6460874 - 01/15/07 12:33 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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i know EXACTLY what you guys are talking about. and from previous experiences, i think its when you do it too often
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6461144 - 01/15/07 03:44 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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went without jacking off for 4 solid weeks when i moved to Ireland from Sweden. God damnit it was AMAZING to finally bust a nut. In fact, the whole next week of sweet masturbation was amazing. To bad i dont have the will power under normal circumstances to abstrain for so long.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6461313 - 01/15/07 06:23 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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ive found that if you hang out around some girls you find attractive that your body will produce more, quicker. either that, or youre jerking sessions arent lasting long enough. If you really build it up, stop, and build again before you bust you'll never have that problem again for as long as you can actually get off. que really good pron here.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Colbadol]
#6461399 - 01/15/07 07:22 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I consider between once every 3 days and 3 times every day a normal frequency...
But yeah if you have time to do it 3 times a day you need to find more stuff to do with your day!
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: ExplosiveMango]
#6461506 - 01/15/07 08:31 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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For those of you who think 2-3 times is too much a day, the average teen male rubs one out 5-6 times a day. It's natural. No one wants to admit it. Girls also masturbate, yet few of them will admit it. I have a friend who caries this tiny little clit vib everywhere she goes. She'll go out in her car during a break at work and give that thing a good ten minutes.
Now if you're rubbing them out at work/school, then you have issues. Oh and for those of you claiming that just because you have sex you won't need to. I call BULLSHIT!!! All of my male friends have agreed on this, granted we were all drunk/stoned (why we all admitted it), but our favorite time to rub one out is right after sex/bj. IT'S THE BEST. Stop lying to yourselves. Nothing is wrong with rubbing one out.
http://www.talksexwithsue.com/survey/prevsurveys.html
scroll down, it's all there.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: trippindad82]
#6461525 - 01/15/07 08:47 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Damn! Four weeks. That's some insane self control. I usually 'relieve some tension' to my favorite erotica, two or three times before bed, depending on my schedule and how tired I am.
Women are lucky they have the vibrator and multiple orgasms. If I was a chick I would definately use one. I think chicks not using them out of embarassment or a sense of 'stigma' are probably missing out.
Of course I prefer being being a guy. ;p Much lower maintenance and drama. LOL.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: GoaM]
#6461533 - 01/15/07 08:51 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I didn't really have much of a choice. Spent the first 4 weeks at a youth hostel sleeping in a dorm with 8 others, and was under a lot of stress from moving to a new country with all the shit that follows. When i finally got my own place i started jacking off regularly again.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Scarfmeister]
#6461539 - 01/15/07 08:54 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomnoob said: I didn't really have much of a choice. Spent the first 4 weeks at a youth hostel sleeping in a dorm with 8 others, and was under a lot of stress from moving to a new country with all the shit that follows. When i finally got my own place i started jacking off regularly again.
The shower man!!! Who cares if it takes 40minutes. LOL. At least you're clean. ;p
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Nalim]
#6461658 - 01/15/07 09:45 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nast said: True.. Fuck that is wayy to much.. I'd fucking break him that way.. Let me guess hoopershroomer: you don't refrain from jerking off unless you bleed?
man wtf? are u suggesting i dont stop jacking off until my dick starts bleeding?? pshhh, dream on i cant believe some of you say 2 or 3 times a day is too much. you guys must be to embarrased of yourself to see your little wee wee's then jp
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: trippindad82]
#6461712 - 01/15/07 10:11 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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trippindad82 said: For those of you who think 2-3 times is too much a day, the average teen male rubs one out 5-6 times a day. It's natural. No one wants to admit it.
Haha keep telling yourself you're normal...
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6461799 - 01/15/07 10:55 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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hoopershroomer said: thats y i posted this. i dont understand y this happens to me, but i notice it happens fairly often, maybe 1 of 5 or 6 sessions. it makes me freakin pissed :angry2:
and what also pisses me off, is after you nut from a sesh, about 1-4 minutes later youll feel this gooey slime on the tip of your dick and it gets smeared on the inside of your boxers, and for the next half hour when your walkin around you have to avoid rubbing your dickhead on the gooey are of your boxers
i know yall know what im talkin about
Just lick the goo of man!
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Pithlit]
#6461872 - 01/15/07 11:32 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't think 2 or 3 times a day is too much. That's like one session man. Watch a movie. LOL.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: GoaM]
#6462271 - 01/15/07 01:50 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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5 or 6 times a day! Wow, im probly 5 times a week tops...and thats with unfortunately no sex
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: trippindad82]
#6462484 - 01/15/07 02:40 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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> the average teen male rubs one out 5-6 times a day
5 or 6 times a day on average? I mean I know I've done it before, but that doesn't seem quite typical at least not for me. Shoot I get pretty damn sore on the third go-round.. makes me want to recoup a while before goin' back into battle.
I think when without a partner I'll knock one out about once a day (givin' it a good 30 minute workout), and with a partner, same deal only with company and includin' lots more foreplay. In fact, though I have masturbated with and around my partner, I haven't masturbated to completion in over three months - she's always there to take care of me when the time is ripe. =]
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: geokills]
#6462490 - 01/15/07 02:44 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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30min workout while wanking? thats about 27 mins to long
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#6462504 - 01/15/07 02:48 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dont you hate it when you orgasm sometimes you get a bad ass head ache like in your neck.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: FungiRape]
#6462508 - 01/15/07 02:49 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Don't strain so much. A red face and vein is too much strain.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: cApTaInCrAp]
#6462522 - 01/15/07 02:53 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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> 30min workout while wanking? thats about 27 mins to long
So far as I'm concerned, masturbation and sex are at this point in my life primarily about pleasure. The longer I can make that pleasure last, the better!
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: geokills]
#6462576 - 01/15/07 03:03 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I jerked off once for 3-4 hours with this blue mediteranian lotion. My dick and hand were blue for 3 days. I wish I had the red lotion.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#6462767 - 01/15/07 03:49 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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trippindad82 said: For those of you who think 2-3 times is too much a day, the average teen male rubs one out 5-6 times a day. It's natural. No one wants to admit it.
Haha keep telling yourself you're normal...
Yeah, seriously, that's a lottt
You might be a compulsive masturbator
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: geokills]
#6462816 - 01/15/07 04:03 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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geokills said: > the average teen male rubs one out 5-6 times a day
...I haven't masturbated to completion in over three months - she's always there to take care of me when the time is ripe. =]
When I discovered masturbation and hustler as a preteen, I think I popped off at least 11 times in one day. LOL.
Oh, yeah, and BRAGGART! to the last bit.;p LOL.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Cowgold]
#6462825 - 01/15/07 04:04 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cowgold said: I jerked off once for 3-4 hours with this blue mediteranian lotion. My dick and hand were blue for 3 days. I wish I had the red lotion.
Sure you weren't "cranking-off". LMAO. Speed and porn and masturbation can be a deadly mix. ;p
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Cowgold
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: GoaM]
#6462838 - 01/15/07 04:08 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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cranking-off... cute.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6462947 - 01/15/07 04:30 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cannibal Corpse has a song about a disappointing masturbation session......it's called "I Cum Blood."
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: LloydChristmas]
#6463191 - 01/15/07 05:32 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha, you guys are shit. i held off for 6 months, after that my balls were fucking huge.
but yeah maybe once a week is good enough.
i think my max was 10 times in one day.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: blacksun]
#6463355 - 01/15/07 06:16 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Too much sex with a girl is no problem. Too much wanking is a problem. Dont be a wanker, be a fannymuncher.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: mr_kite]
#6463411 - 01/15/07 06:32 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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LOL. "Dont be a wanker, be a fannymuncher." That's great. HAHAH.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6464168 - 01/15/07 09:53 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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crack is wack
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Jenny]
#6464261 - 01/15/07 10:24 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, normally that either means you're doing it too often or you brought yourself to orgasm too fast. And then half the time in cases like that your dick keeps on oozing out jiz afterwards and all sticks to your boxers. Then when you go to unstick your dick you end up tearing some flesh off your dickhead. I mean, damn, the shit does not make for the happiest ending possible. That's for sure.
I guess let that be a lesson in taking your time and moderation. Besides, who wants to go blind and start growing hair on their palms anyway?
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: truffleupagus]
#6465529 - 01/16/07 11:06 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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What, nobody else ever has their dick stick to their boxers?
Oh okay, I guess I'm the only one.
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Cowgold
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: truffleupagus]
#6465606 - 01/16/07 11:26 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't let the shit pool in my shorts.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Cowgold]
#6518224 - 01/31/07 09:46 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dont you hate it when you orgasm sometimes you get a bad ass head ache like in your neck.
That is hilarious i thought that only happened to me.
Sometimes when i excercise or go for a good run i find the results to be better. Try it out.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: flavs]
#6518424 - 01/31/07 10:41 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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O man! i just rememeberd something else.
i also fucking hate it when....ok well u know when your jacking off, you have to stiffen your legs right?, well i hate it when your beatin it for sometime and you get a fucking BAD ASS cramp in your leg(hamstring area) and you have to supress yourself from beating off or a moment, and once the cramp subsides, you get right back to it until you bust
pretty funnny when you think about it.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6518774 - 02/01/07 01:16 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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don't know about that stiffening the legs thing
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6518937 - 02/01/07 03:13 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol, awesome thread guys...had me rolling for 20 min throughout the entire thing.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6519075 - 02/01/07 06:41 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Does anybody even really care if they're "normal" or not? I don't.
That said, I thought I'd just chime in and say that prostate stimulation can dramatically increase fluid production. You should get yourself a nice silicone vibrating buttplug or an analy aggressive girlfriend(s).
Or both.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Banez]
#6519126 - 02/01/07 08:01 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Banez said:
vagina feels better than my palm.
not all the time, try fucking a loosy goosy and see how much fun that is.... you will get blue balls if you dont beat your meat;)
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6519134 - 02/01/07 08:07 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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hoopershroomer said: thats y i posted this. i dont understand y this happens to me, but i notice it happens fairly often, maybe 1 of 5 or 6 sessions. it makes me freakin pissed :angry2:
its called busting blanks
usually happens when I "just beat it" too many times in one day
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when I am about to bust and a random thought of some fat chick or my mom or the last thing you want to be thinking of pops in your head lol IME
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#6519282 - 02/01/07 09:29 AM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Baby_Hitler said: That said, I thought I'd just chime in and say that prostate stimulation can dramatically increase fluid production. You should get yourself a nice silicone vibrating buttplug or an analy aggressive girlfriend(s).
Or both.
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Re: disappointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: eligal]
#6520834 - 02/01/07 06:37 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh, and watch out for those size kings. They're all like "You gotta prove your love." and every time you get a new girlfriend you gotta throw out the big toys because man... those chicks get competitive sometimes.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: hoopershroomer]
#6520873 - 02/01/07 06:59 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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My loads are usually really big 90% of the time I would say more then average, but when it is below average it is disappointing, I think its all about what you eat IMO, healthy food= more. I dunno?
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: tonyperez420]
#6520904 - 02/01/07 07:09 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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i think there are a lot of factors involved, including diet, physical activity, frequency of ejaculation, and mental focus.
personally i find the most satisfaction when i don't try to force the orgasm.
taking the time to allow the excitement to build up and then eventually letting go fully to the sensations at the point of no return typically brings the best results ime.
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Re: dissapointing masturbation sessions..... [Re: AlteredAgain]
#6520909 - 02/01/07 07:11 PM (17 years, 1 month ago) |
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try fingering your asshole while jacking.
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