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 VampireSlayer
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 Teh STD's 
#6459095 - 01/14/07 03:23 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Uh oh spegettios 
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 TrippinTeddy
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What???
Do you have them? The gonnaclapsyphilliaids?
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Jadian
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You have some too? Want to trade?
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Gotta catch 'em all!
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Cepheus
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 Re: Teh STD's [Re: Wysefool]
#6459154 - 01/14/07 03:40 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'll trade you sAIDS for siphillis. I'm starting to get bored of this one.
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Cepheus]
#6459156 - 01/14/07 03:42 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nah dude I already have HIVkachu, I'll just wait for him to evolve into AIDS and then SuperAIDS.
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Wysefool]
#6459172 - 01/14/07 03:50 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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But mines stopped responding to anti-retrovirals and has started to mutate. I now have level 50 Sores and level 27 polymorphism.
Yay for sAIDS.
Siphillis is prettier though ...
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Cepheus]
#6459176 - 01/14/07 03:52 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just one teaspoon of superaids in your butt and you're a goner.
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TuneInTurnOn
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How did you guys manage to get HIV? fuck, Ive read some really interesting stuff about it, a lot of prominant doctors believe that there is no AIDS or HIV, and that a lot t-cell count could mean that you just have low immunity (HIV test tests for low t-cell count) and that once you hear that you have HIV, you have a phisiological reaction, and your body just slows down, you get sicker and sicker. I just did an article on it for a class I have, heres the link, there are A LOT of quotes:
http://www.aras.ab.ca/aidsquotes.htm
Apparently they cant even isolate the HIV virus, they dont know anything about it and jump to conclusions, I dont know what to believe though eh? Strange stuff.
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Ellis Dee
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Quote:
TuneInTurnOn said:
How did you guys manage to get HIV? fuck, Ive read some really interesting stuff about it, a lot of prominant doctors believe that there is no AIDS or HIV, and that a lot t-cell count could mean that you just have low immunity (HIV test tests for low t-cell count) and that once you hear that you have HIV, you have a phisiological reaction, and your body just slows down, you get sicker and sicker. I just did an article on it for a class I have, heres the link, there are A LOT of quotes:
http://www.aras.ab.ca/aidsquotes.htm
Apparently they cant even isolate the HIV virus, they dont know anything about it and jump to conclusions, I dont know what to believe though eh? Strange stuff.
HIV tests test for the HIV antibody. The follow up tests isolate and genetically identify the strain of HIV the patient is infected with. This result is used to make sure their strain of HIV is vulnerable to the antiviral cocktail prescribed to the patient.
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Say what? I have never been tested for them, but I hope I dont have any. At the same time it has been a long time since I had sex anyway.
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Wysefool]
#6459366 - 01/14/07 05:04 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wysefool said:
Gotta catch 'em all!
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Cepheus
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I got it from sharing a spliff with a black person.
Damn sAIDS 
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Cepheus]
#6459479 - 01/14/07 05:39 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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haha, your not serious are you? whats sAIDS anyways?
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Cepheus
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superAIDS
Im dead serious.
Watch out for dem niggerz fo'shizzle
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"...and I know that I have to keep breathing, as tomorrow the sun will rise, who knows what the tide will bring?"
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TuneInTurnOn
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Cepheus]
#6459486 - 01/14/07 05:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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wtf? how could that happen man? Unless his mouth was bleeding or had cum in his mouth? Fuck man, sorry to hear that.
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Jadian
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There was cum in the blunt. That's common with black people.
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Skunk420
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Cepheus]
#6459765 - 01/14/07 06:42 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thats a very racial comment, since all white people are mixed anyway.
What do you have against any race other then you own?
Edited by skunk78395 (01/14/07 06:43 PM)
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razmablues
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Skunk420]
#6459966 - 01/14/07 07:32 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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STD's.... i blame fckn hippies
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a2ndopinion
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Quote:
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STD's.... i blame fckn hippies
i blame all irresponsible people who sleep around and don't protect themselves. i mean, WTF? you're seriously gonna bareback it with some ho-bag you just picked up while trashed at a bar? OMG! how did you manage pass first grade with such an incredible lack of intelligence???
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Quote:
a2ndopinion said:
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razmablues said:
STD's.... i blame fckn hippies
i blame all irresponsible people who sleep around and don't protect themselves. i mean, WTF? you're seriously gonna bareback it with some ho-bag you just picked up while trashed at a bar? OMG! how did you manage pass first grade with such an incredible lack of intelligence???
women will never know the extent of sexual desire, and how powerful the penis is... on a man's mind. makes us do some ridiculous shit for an orgasm or two 
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i'm sorry... i just can't accept that. i have an incredible sexual appetite. i want to fuck constantly. i don't think that there is anything wrong with fucking constantly... as long as it's protected. in today's society, with all the information that is out there, it's almost absurd for one to engage in casual sex without protection. however, if you're saying that your penis actually takes over your mind and prevents you from having the good sense to put a condom on before banging someone you just met, then you seriously need to see a doctor... cause that is retarded.
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unbeliever
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: thatiAM]
#6460193 - 01/14/07 08:17 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think in crayon.
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VampireSlayer
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I don't use condoms...hit it raw or don't hit it at all -- that's my philosophy on life.
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eris
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Haha yes, I tend to agree, but there have been times where it felt appropriate to use protection. Such as being drunk, around sexy (yet slutty) women, I'd rather not take my chances knowing they have already probably banged every guy on the block.
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Thanks for the pubtrash thread.
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Worf]
#6461750 - 01/15/07 10:30 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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fuck this, it's going back
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a2ndopinion
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Quote:
Pikashroom said:
I don't use condoms...hit it raw or don't hit it at all -- that's my philosophy on life.
enjoy your chlamydia, dumbass!
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eris
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Stein]
#6461768 - 01/15/07 10:36 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Send it back then, or I will when you go offline. Someone is going crazy with this moving threads to OTD shit.
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: eris]
#6461773 - 01/15/07 10:38 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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eris
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: DIRTYMAN]
#6461777 - 01/15/07 10:39 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd tear that up.
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Quote:
a2ndopinion said:
i'm sorry... i just can't accept that. i have an incredible sexual appetite. i want to fuck constantly. i don't think that there is anything wrong with fucking constantly... as long as it's protected. in today's society, with all the information that is out there, it's almost absurd for one to engage in casual sex without protection. however, if you're saying that your penis actually takes over your mind and prevents you from having the good sense to put a condom on before banging someone you just met, then you seriously need to see a doctor... cause that is retarded.
 
then don't go around and blame all girls 
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Re: Teh STD's [Re: Skunk420]
#6461934 - 01/15/07 11:55 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
skunk78395 said:
Thats a very racial comment, since all white people are mixed anyway.
What do you have against any race other then you own?
I'm Not racist man, Just using a stereotype.
1 of my goals in life is to nail a black women. Some of them ho's are mighty fine
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