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InvisibleJonnyOnTheSpot
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my roommate wore and onion on his belt
    #6451011 - 01/12/07 01:49 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

i told him i'd buy him his beer at the bar all night if he tied an onion to his belt (as was the style of the times) and wore it around all night.

i know someone here gets the reference....but i was surprised that not many people at the bar seemed to get what it was from. instead they got the pungent aroma of onions all night long and i got to giggle a lot.

next time we're all gonna roll with onions. it's just how we roll now.

Edited by JonnyOnTheSpot (01/12/07 01:49 AM)

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451014 - 01/12/07 01:53 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

lol was it a green onion?


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451015 - 01/12/07 01:53 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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Edited by JonnyOnTheSpot (01/12/07 03:49 AM)





Should have edited the title too. :tongue:


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: TM]
    #6451019 - 01/12/07 01:56 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

oh well.

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451024 - 01/12/07 01:58 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

the thread topic's already stupid enough...might as well have shitty spelling and grammar too.

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451026 - 01/12/07 01:59 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

lol!  :biggrin:

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451053 - 01/12/07 02:25 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Goin' Abraham Simpson up that mo'?


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451055 - 01/12/07 02:26 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

I love this, it would be like the only reason to go out  :rofl:

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: marybell]
    #6451301 - 01/12/07 05:56 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

wtf is the point in wearing an onion on your belt :confused:


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451374 - 01/12/07 07:14 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JonnyOnTheSpot said:
but i was surprised that not many people at the bar seemed to get what it was from. 





I dont get it either, what is it from??  :confused:


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: niteowl]
    #6451375 - 01/12/07 07:15 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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wtf is the point in wearing an onion on your belt





Can the cool people please enlighten mere mortals like Eligal, Niteowl and myself?


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: Asante]
    #6451378 - 01/12/07 07:18 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
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wtf is the point in wearing an onion on your belt





Can the cool people please enlighten mere mortals like Eligal, Niteowl and myself?




Me too,,  :confused:.

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: Mike_yy]
    #6451437 - 01/12/07 07:55 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

It was from a simpsons episode. Grandpa Simpson said it in a flashback.


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #6451555 - 01/12/07 08:49 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Mr. burns: so do u have a way to get rid of the protesters?
Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldnt get those... (trails off)

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451581 - 01/12/07 09:01 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sorry I asked the question now.


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: niteowl]
    #6451644 - 01/12/07 09:28 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

i couldn't find the video but it's a lot funnier to watch...just take my word on it.

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451903 - 01/12/07 11:25 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

"Now back then nickels had pictures of bees on them, so you would say, 'gimme 5 bees for a quarter'"


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #6451909 - 01/12/07 11:27 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

The story is when he is talking to bart (i think about the lemon tree) not talking to mr Burns.



I think.


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
    #6452099 - 01/12/07 12:47 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

you might be right. i just copy and pasted that from a site i found.

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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
    #6452310 - 01/12/07 01:59 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

No its from the episode with the powerplant strike. Grandpa does tell a story in the lemon tree episode but it involved Jebidiah Springfield planting a lemon tree to celebrate their sweet victory over Shelbeville, Lemons being the sweetest fruit around in those days.


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Re: my roommate wore and onion on his belt [Re: WildCardsRevenge]
    #6452428 - 01/12/07 02:38 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

ok, your right, i looked for the clip on Youtube, but i couldnt find anything.


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