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darkstar45
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Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid
#6445451 - 01/10/07 02:08 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm looking to add a couple of acoustic tunes to my arsenal that i can casually bust out when the moment is right to impress the ladies. What would be some good songs to learn? What gets you ladies going?
Also if you play guitar (or any instrument for that matter) and have successfully swept a woman off her feet with your beautiful music, id like to hear how that went.
I was thinking.. 1) oasis - wonderwall 2) Eric clapton - tears in heaven 3) Anything by iron and wine 4) Beatles - Blackbird
hmm...
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445454 - 01/10/07 02:09 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cannibal Corpse-I cum blood always worked for me....
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445455 - 01/10/07 02:10 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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FREEEEBIIRRD!!! FREEEEEBBBIIIIIIRRRDD!!!
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445456 - 01/10/07 02:10 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I Want to Fuck You Like an Animal, NIN
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445465 - 01/10/07 02:13 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seriously though, try some of The Doors songs. Easy to play and many of the lyrics seem to be written to drop panties.
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: California]
#6445474 - 01/10/07 02:16 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hendrix - little wing...
I'm sure that'd work...
I'm sure I can't play it though...
Maybe some Elliot Smith?
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445488 - 01/10/07 02:20 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Time of your life - Greenday.
Ryan Adams picking version of Wonderwall is pretty good,, very easy to play.
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445495 - 01/10/07 02:23 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was going to say Blackbird, but looks like you've got that covered.
That's a damn good one. I was on a houseboat trip with a big group and someone just picked up a guitar and played blackbird... everyone was instantly impressed. (Especially me, I actually asked him to play it again once or twice during that trip).
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: Konnrade]
#6445518 - 01/10/07 02:31 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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sexual healing
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darkstar45
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: Konnrade]
#6445527 - 01/10/07 02:34 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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ive definetely noticed people react to blackbird.
i should learn more Elliot smith, its pretty tough though
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445654 - 01/10/07 03:13 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Taking Back Sunday- New American Classic......real nice chill song, you gotta sing it though
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445772 - 01/10/07 04:03 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: schmutzen]
#6445784 - 01/10/07 04:08 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I play Blackbird all the time, and it never really helps for me.
A matter of fact, I think, lots of people think I'm a softy for playing it. But I enjoy it.
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: schmutzen]
#6445787 - 01/10/07 04:08 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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john mayer - your body is a wonderland eric clapton - wonderful tonight
If u got game on the strings, pretty much any song can be played with chords acoustically
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6445824 - 01/10/07 04:24 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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eruption i only want to fux beauties who see awesomeness in that
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6446016 - 01/10/07 05:22 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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D F#m Em A e|--2------2-------5-----5-------3----3------------------| B|----------------------------------------------2-2h3----| G|---2--------2-----6-------------4-----4------2---------| D|-0----0--------4-----4-----6--2---2---------2----------| A|-------------------------------------------0-----------| E|-------------------------------------------------------|
Play that or the chords during this part: D F#m You don't always have to fuck her hard, In Em A Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do. D F#m Sometimes you gotta make some love Em A And fuckin give her some smooches too
Bm G Sometimes you got to squeeze Bm G Sometimes you got to say please D A Sometimes you got to say:
D F#m I'm gonna fuck you .... softly | Em A | I'm gonna screw you gently | D F#m < You can also play the I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly | opening here Em A | I'm gonna ball you ... discretely--- |
Bm G And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers D A And then you say, Wait a minute sally! B G Em I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? A That's fuckin' Teamwork!
D F#m What's your favorite posish? | Em A D | That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you | opening here F#m < aswell What's your favorite dish? | Em A | I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar! |
Bm G And then I'm gonna love you completely D A And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely Bm G And then I'll fuckin bone you completely D But then...
Em A C G D I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard------- Bb7 C D haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!
That's it,I hope it's correct and you'll enjoy playing it... your woman will LOVE it (hopefully)
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: Newbie]
#6446135 - 01/10/07 05:55 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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alice in chains- dont follow
or litl nirvana, rape me
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: Infrared]
#6446159 - 01/10/07 06:02 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Everytime I go to a party I usually have my guitar in the car and get it out at some point.
The girls never give me more attention than when I am playing Blackbird. Great song, easy to play, and attracks the hottest girls.
I really don't like these bands but they work.
John Mayer, DMB, or Coldplay.
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: daytripper05]
#6446262 - 01/10/07 06:25 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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i just added scarlet begonias to my arsenal of lady songs. ripple is fairly new to it as well.
i think alot of dead songs would do well!!
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Re: Songs to play on guitar that will get you laid [Re: darkstar45]
#6446338 - 01/10/07 06:40 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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extreme- more than words
cheesy as a fuckstick but known to do the trick (not for me i am only just approaching the sufficient level of mastery for group/pretty girl serenading)
but yeah
and blackbird everyone loves that shit
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