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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: Muppet]
#6423892 - 01/04/07 07:35 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Road trip to Seattle. Aunt's bathroom. I nutted on her shower curtain and didn't wipe it off. My friend was next in line.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#6424053 - 01/04/07 09:39 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Abe lincoln's head
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: thatiAM]
#6424102 - 01/04/07 10:10 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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haha i have two places...that were uh weird...or just disturbing.Back in 4th grade i had some overall on and in the middle of class i just hid my arms in because i was cold and uh the next thing you know im choking the ol chicken.
2nd place was when i started my very 1st job in one of those cheap ass dollar stores.I was in the 2nd floor where they keep weird crap all around...nobody is hardly ever up there...just some mannequins
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: AlteredAgain]
#6424110 - 01/04/07 10:15 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
AlteredAgain said: airplane, window seat.
Airplane...between two strangers.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: Mitchnast]
#6424116 - 01/04/07 10:18 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mitchnast said: in a hay bale...
Tristan?
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: demiu5]
#6424151 - 01/04/07 10:40 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was 9 i did it while in line at Wendy's
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: MetaShroom]
#6425121 - 01/04/07 04:05 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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One time I masturbated while sleeping next to my mother.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: DIRTYMAN]
#6425169 - 01/04/07 04:22 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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back of a car in a hospital car park.
the front was occupied.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#6425175 - 01/04/07 04:25 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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in the butt
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: sucklesworth]
#6425193 - 01/04/07 04:32 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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on the hiking trail by the river I was going at it and this group with parents and kids on the other side of the water come around the bend. They had to have heard me going hard, I ducked behind a tree and came all over this oak tree
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: sucklesworth]
#6425210 - 01/04/07 04:35 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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i haven't really done it anywhere weird.
But my favorite place i've heard is a female friend of mine who masturbated in bible study at her catholic school. . . with a bible.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: Nephlyte]
#6425277 - 01/04/07 04:59 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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WEll, one time I was at a buddies house and we were all really drunk. His wife and sister were making out and I was in the room with them. I jerked it while watching them make out. I did it discreetly even though I was in plain view and they didn't notice haha.
Also, when I worked third shift in a gas station I once jerked it in the coolers while watching a really hot girl walk around the store shopping. When I was finished, I went to the register to cash her out. It was funny to me because she had no idea what I just did.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: Nephlyte]
#6425305 - 01/04/07 05:10 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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How do you masturbate with a bible? You'd get paper cuts all over your junk...unless you mean she just held it while masturbating. That's pretty creepy.
...Almost as bad as masturbating next to your mother.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: Deadmaker]
#6425311 - 01/04/07 05:12 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I once masturbated while sniffing my grandma's underware.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#6425321 - 01/04/07 05:15 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
VoidOfsPg said: How do you masturbate with a bible? You'd get paper cuts all over your junk...unless you mean she just held it while masturbating. That's pretty creepy.
Thats not creepy... thats fucking HOT. Although, masturbating WITH a bible is even hotter.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: BuddahKillah]
#6425322 - 01/04/07 05:15 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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BuddahKillah said: I once masturbated while sniffing my grandma's underware.
Thanks for the laugh mang hahah.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: BuddahKillah]
#6425371 - 01/04/07 05:27 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Or spanking the girl with the bible while you orally pleasure her? I also heard of this porn flick with they had giant dildos with crucifix's on the ends, it was called " Nun Sluts or something" I think it's pretty weird to masturbate into a taco and then eat it or give it to someone else to eat. I've heard of this happening too.
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: Kerbouchard]
#6425374 - 01/04/07 05:28 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? [Re: Muppet]
#6425376 - 01/04/07 05:28 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Special sauce"
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