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Offlinetrent
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    #6393511 - 12/21/06 10:22 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

how do i get laid from these?

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OfflineCosmicFunGuy
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393517 - 12/21/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

have money... give a good description of what you want or they'll get creative...:lol:


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OfflineCosmicFunGuy
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Re: escort services [Re: CosmicFunGuy]
    #6393521 - 12/21/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

i really have no idea, i just always assumed...


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Re: escort services [Re: CosmicFunGuy]
    #6393538 - 12/21/06 10:27 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

i always thought you cant go on the presumption that you will get laid, especially talking details over the phone to them. does anyone have any experience with escorts.

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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393546 - 12/21/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

obviously you cant talk about it over the phone... but you can give a good description of what kind of escort ya get... otherwise you'll get a man in a dress...


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lyrics from: Transglobal Underground - Eyeway Souljah (from Psychic Karaoke)

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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393555 - 12/21/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Most services will not talk about sex on the phone. You'll discuss a time and a place to meet up, then hammer out the details there.

Check out craigslist.org - they have so many escorts advertising on there, with a price and a general description of what they will do...

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Re: escort services [Re: CosmicFunGuy]
    #6393558 - 12/21/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

hahahahaha this is a fucking class thread :grin:

good work man, I want details and pictures :smile:

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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393634 - 12/21/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

enjoy your STD's man.


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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393662 - 12/21/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Get laid from your neighborhood crackhead on Craigslist. It's good to break the monotony.

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Re: escort services [Re: coda]
    #6393665 - 12/21/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

coda said:
enjoy your STD's man.




hahaha!  amen!  :thumbup:

seriously though... an escort service?  LAME.  why in the hell would you want to fuck one of those cum dumpsters?  that's gotta be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, man...


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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393679 - 12/21/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?

Why don't you just masturbate?

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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393704 - 12/21/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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trent said:
how do i get laid from these?



dude you call one and say you need a escort, they come and knock on your door, if you want to fuck them letem in and tell them how much is it gonna be for a lil more then a dance. then after you fuckem pay the bitch.

ps. i dont think that was all that great for your 43 post.


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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (12/21/06 11:26 AM)

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Re: escort services [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #6393709 - 12/21/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

whats greek service?


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Re: escort services [Re: Birthbytongue]
    #6393714 - 12/21/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Anal.

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Re: escort services [Re: gema]
    #6393717 - 12/21/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

gema said:
Anal.



WORD


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Re: escort services [Re: adrug]
    #6393726 - 12/21/06 11:32 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

adrug said:
Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?

Why don't you just masturbate?




I want to try masturbation. Could you please describe what I should do?


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Re: escort services [Re: adrug]
    #6393746 - 12/21/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

adrug said:
Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?

Why don't you just masturbate?




a lot of higher costing escorts are clean oh and BTW they don't fuck either

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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
    #6393816 - 12/21/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Yikes.

Sounds like we have another future fleshlight customer on our sticky hands.


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Re: escort services [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #6393909 - 12/21/06 12:41 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

LosAngelesGraff said:
Quote:

trent said:
how do i get laid from these?




ps. i dont think that was all that great for your 43 post.




I, for one, am glad he asked because I've been wondering the same thing for a while now. I totally thought you had to be escorted somewhere, and then maybe, if you were lucky you could pay for a second date, then a third, and if you played your cards right you get laid.

Man was I off!


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Re: escort services [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6393915 - 12/21/06 12:43 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

a2ndopinion said:
LAME.  why in the hell would you want to fuck one of those cum dumpsters?  that's gotta be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, man...




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