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trent
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escort services
#6393511 - 12/21/06 10:22 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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how do i get laid from these?
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CosmicFunGuy
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393517 - 12/21/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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have money... give a good description of what you want or they'll get creative...
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CosmicFunGuy
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i really have no idea, i just always assumed...
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trent
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i always thought you cant go on the presumption that you will get laid, especially talking details over the phone to them. does anyone have any experience with escorts.
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CosmicFunGuy
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393546 - 12/21/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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obviously you cant talk about it over the phone... but you can give a good description of what kind of escort ya get... otherwise you'll get a man in a dress...
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fiXXXer
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393555 - 12/21/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Most services will not talk about sex on the phone. You'll discuss a time and a place to meet up, then hammer out the details there.
Check out craigslist.org - they have so many escorts advertising on there, with a price and a general description of what they will do...
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Cepheus
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hahahahaha this is a fucking class thread
good work man, I want details and pictures
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393634 - 12/21/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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enjoy your STD's man.
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gema
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393662 - 12/21/06 11:10 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Get laid from your neighborhood crackhead on Craigslist. It's good to break the monotony.
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a2ndopinion
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Re: escort services [Re: coda]
#6393665 - 12/21/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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coda said: enjoy your STD's man.
hahaha! amen!
seriously though... an escort service? LAME. why in the hell would you want to fuck one of those cum dumpsters? that's gotta be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, man...
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393679 - 12/21/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?
Why don't you just masturbate?
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LosAngelesGraff
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393704 - 12/21/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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trent said: how do i get laid from these?
dude you call one and say you need a escort, they come and knock on your door, if you want to fuck them letem in and tell them how much is it gonna be for a lil more then a dance. then after you fuckem pay the bitch.
ps. i dont think that was all that great for your 43 post.
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Edited by LosAngelesGraff (12/21/06 11:26 AM)
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Birthbytongue
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whats greek service?
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gema
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Anal.
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LosAngelesGraff
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Re: escort services [Re: gema]
#6393717 - 12/21/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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gema said: Anal.
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Re: escort services [Re: adrug]
#6393726 - 12/21/06 11:32 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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adrug said: Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?
Why don't you just masturbate?
I want to try masturbation. Could you please describe what I should do?
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Re: escort services [Re: adrug]
#6393746 - 12/21/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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adrug said: Are you really that desperate that you'd risk disease for a 10 second orgasm?
Why don't you just masturbate?
a lot of higher costing escorts are clean oh and BTW they don't fuck either
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Re: escort services [Re: trent]
#6393816 - 12/21/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yikes.
Sounds like we have another future fleshlight customer on our sticky hands.
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TheSlapnCapn
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LosAngelesGraff said:
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trent said: how do i get laid from these?
ps. i dont think that was all that great for your 43 post.
I, for one, am glad he asked because I've been wondering the same thing for a while now. I totally thought you had to be escorted somewhere, and then maybe, if you were lucky you could pay for a second date, then a third, and if you played your cards right you get laid.
Man was I off!
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a2ndopinion said: LAME. why in the hell would you want to fuck one of those cum dumpsters? that's gotta be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, man...
Best post I've seen in a while.
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