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My dad called the cops on me...
    #6391170 - 12/20/06 06:57 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

yeah....todays not going to well.
i gotta find me a new home and fast

the story is too long and to retarted.


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391172 - 12/20/06 06:57 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

What an ass.


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: Cowgold]
    #6391175 - 12/20/06 06:58 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

man, you gotta hook up the story on what happened!


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #6391178 - 12/20/06 06:58 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
man, you gotta hook up the story on what happened!




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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391181 - 12/20/06 06:58 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

the spelling cops?


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: skeeter]
    #6391186 - 12/20/06 07:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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skeeter said:
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zippoz said:
man, you gotta hook up the story on what happened!







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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391188 - 12/20/06 07:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

maan, i'm sorry to hear that. would like to hear an explanation or why though? are you in any serious trouble? would be glad to offer you a couch at my place, but i'm all the way on the other side of the country.


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #6391193 - 12/20/06 07:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

BIGSWANG said:
Quote:

skeeter said:
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zippoz said:
man, you gotta hook up the story on what happened!










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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391200 - 12/20/06 07:02 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

good

its about time you get your shit together


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #6391251 - 12/20/06 07:11 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Irradiated_Feces said:
the spelling cops?




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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: Cherk]
    #6391268 - 12/20/06 07:14 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

basicly im sick. i went to work
i got to work
i threw up all over work
so i went home
my anitbioticts where cutting my insides in half. i got back into town. i stoped my car cus i was about to throw up again and my dad pulls up and says to me "whats your problem" we start fighting i leave and go home

my dad follows me home finds me in bed starts asking me what im on ( he always thinks im on somthing) i sayed im on fucking antibiotics and told him to leave me be. we start fighting more i get up and try to leave my room. he stands in my way and when i try to move him he ounces on me and pins me on my bed screaming that im not going anywhere. i broke free and had my hanbd cocked to punck him in the face. i had a clear shot. every fiber of my body wanted to send my fist into his glasses blinding that pervert fuck for the rest of his horid life. but i diddnt. i kick him of tell him to get the hell out of here. at wich time i take my sword ( fake 15 doller word mind you) ans start chopping away at his bed. stabing it and knocking the bed posts to peices. i snapped
i was wrong to freak out this hard but fuck man. everyone has a breaking point. so my dad comes home and sees me with a sword all bent up and broken and he calls the cops. i book it over the fence and hide in the woods. i sat there contemplating where the fuck my life would go from there. i could here police radios and the click clack of cop coes on the street below. finnaly my mom called me and told me i had to talk to the cops to get them to leave. i exapled what happened. sayed neither I nor my dad was in danger. they offered to take me away for a mental evaluation but i sayed no i just wanted to lay down. so i slept for a bit and now im here :shrug:



god damn
me and my dad have never gotten along. we are completly out of tune with one another. i try. oh lord how i try.
fuck


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391301 - 12/20/06 07:19 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

How old are you?


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391305 - 12/20/06 07:20 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

damn, atleast they didnt find drugs or anything


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391326 - 12/20/06 07:24 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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at wich time i take my sword ( fake 15 doller word mind you) ans start chopping away at his bed. stabing it and knocking the bed posts to peices.




LOL holy shit dude.


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391352 - 12/20/06 07:28 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

you need to move out already.


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391385 - 12/20/06 07:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

He probably hates 'cause you act like you're 12. Grow the fuck up!


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... *DELETED* [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #6391403 - 12/20/06 07:37 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391416 - 12/20/06 07:42 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:flowstone:

Was it a wooden sword?


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: notapillow]
    #6391424 - 12/20/06 07:45 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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notapillow said:
every fiber of my body wanted to send my fist into his glasses blinding that pervert fuck for the rest of his horid life.




Some serious underlying issues huh? maybe you should take the fuzz up on their mental evaluation offer... with your old man?


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Re: My dad called the cops on me... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #6391439 - 12/20/06 07:48 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, what's the pervert part?


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