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OfflineUncleLuke
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I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now?
    #6377144 - 12/16/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I know everyone hates speedbumps. They fuck your car up, even if you go over them slow. So I have came up with a very simple idea to make a speed bump that does not bump if you go under the speed limit, but will be hard as a rock if you go fast.

I have no money to create this invention, but I know if it was made, i'd probably be a millionaire because this would replace ALL speedbumps in America. What should I do?


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377149 - 12/16/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Your bullshitting. Put up pics of your blueprints and such, to show us that you're legit.


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377169 - 12/16/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Stay away from those patent places. They're nothing but scams.

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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #6377182 - 12/16/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I don't wanna tell anyone how it works, then someone will beat me to it! But trust me, it'd work. Doesn't require electricity or fuel. Just set it up and it's good for years without any maintenance.


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377207 - 12/16/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377220 - 12/16/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I really hate to break this to you... but that's how a speedbump already works.


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: ivi]
    #6377221 - 12/16/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Are there any chemists in here that could help me design a blue-print?


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #6377228 - 12/16/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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TheSlapnCapn said:
I really hate to break this to you... but that's how a speed-bump already works.




Speed bumps are a lose-lose situation. Here in FL we have these HUGE bumps that make my whole car rattle and fuck my tires up. I have to go to Big 10 Tires every 2 months to get them fixed.... and I always go slow over the bumps. Us people who obey the speed limits are suffering just as much as the speeders.


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? *DELETED* [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377354 - 12/16/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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OfflineUncleLuke
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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: Ferris]
    #6377366 - 12/16/06 05:09 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

The ones around here in Florida fucking tear my car up. My head almost hits the ceiling of my car when I go over then (even when I go slow).


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377386 - 12/16/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

UncleLuke said:
I know everyone hates speedbumps. They fuck your car up, even if you go over them slow.





incorrect.

Quote:

UncleLuke said:
Here in FL we have these HUGE bumps that make my whole car rattle and fuck my tires up.





try buying a decent car and get your alignment done, dont blame the speed bumps,
they cause no harm unless you drive like an imbecile

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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #6377404 - 12/16/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

UncleLuke said:
I know everyone hates speedbumps. They fuck your car up, even if you go over them slow.





incorrect.

Quote:

UncleLuke said:
Here in FL we have these HUGE bumps that make my whole car rattle and fuck my tires up.





try buying a decent car and get your alignment done, dont blame the speed bumps,
they cause no harm unless you drive like an imbecile


:thumbup:


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #6377405 - 12/16/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Little rude, arent we?


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: Chazzersize]
    #6377412 - 12/16/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

just stating the facts, a 74 plymouth usualy cant handle speed bumps at 35mph for very long

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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #6377415 - 12/16/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

True...I try to keep it around 5-10mph.


But that's just me.


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377469 - 12/16/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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UncleLuke said:
Are there any chemists in here that could help me design a blue-print?




If you need a chemist to help you with this... then your product is quite likely going to have a pricetag that no government will even look twice at before saying no.

A normal speed bump is nothing but a little cement and a small amount of labor. I can't imagine it costing more than $100 including materials, transportation, and installation. It can also last for a decade or two before needing replacement (assuming people don't drive like idiots and pummel it with their car's underbelly)


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377534 - 12/16/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Do you honestly think your invention is high quality and cost effective enough for road commissions and parking lot landlords to tear up all existing speed bumps and replace them with yours?

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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: DNKYD]
    #6377592 - 12/16/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I could build one for well under $75.


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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377601 - 12/16/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Then save up $75, or sell some shit to get that amount, and build one. If you can demonstrate a need for a large target market with such a small investment you have no excuse not to. If it flops, oh well. It's only $75. But if you truly believe it can bring you some good money it will be the best investment you ever made.

Better yet, save up enough for a few of them. Ask the landlord of a shopping mall with speed bumps in the lot if you can install some free of charge as a comparison with their existing ones. Use this "testing ground" to show construction companies and other potential customers the benefits.

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Re: I have a very good idea for an invention, what do I do now? [Re: UncleLuke]
    #6377608 - 12/16/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

hahahaha... not likely, concrete is the cheapest durable building material on earth, rubber and asphalt follow it up


http://www.emedco.com/product_2.asp

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