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00:41 < pdbq> Daremo. Can I tell you something? 00:42 < Segabo> hes counting his money right now 00:42 < Daremo> donkeykong, you got a problem with me bitch? I'm shroomin, but I'll take a break to tell you how hard you can go fuck yourself if you wanna try and fuck with me right now. 00:42 < Daremo> 00:42 < donkeykong> i do 00:42 < donkeykong> u bitch 00:43 < donkeykong> bitch nigger 00:43 < pdbq> Jesus was called Christ. Christ comes from the word chrism, the anointing oil because, chrism in Latin means Cannibis. Daremo - I'm not trying to "fuck with you" listen to what I'm saying when you're tripping. Two more paragraphs. 00:43 < Daremo> lol dumbass. welcome to my ignore list. 00:44 < photovoric> haha 00:44 < photovoric> nice 00:44 < pdbq> Now, Jesus turned water to wine by putting in some mushroom powder. Imagine this - Moses follows herds of animals across lowlands, and suddenly there's all this unleven bread on the ground, circular in shape, that turns "grey" when you harvest it up off the ground in cubits. 00:44 < Daremo> very 00:44 < photovoric> reality blows anyway 00:44 < Daremo> LMAO 00:44 < donkeykong> daremos a bitch ass nigga 00:45 < Daremo> Jesus, introduced the world to psychadelics. 00:45 < pdbq> They say that it attracts maggots worms and flies when left to rot. This is what they filled the ark of the covenant with. The reason we go to church today? You fast and eat some of this bread, just once a week and you're "full of the holy spirit". Sinners can eat this, and in the spirit of God, repent and become new men. 00:45 < pdbq> Yes. He smeared cannabis oil over people's eyes so they could see, etc. - three popes have died from eating poisonous mushrooms. 00:46 < pdbq> The kicker? Catholicism says it's the only true religion because the host they eat on Sunday with wine, after fasting all morning and preparing not to work for the entire day... they think IS the body of christ. 00:46 < pdbq> Christ says this is the only true way to follow him. All the other churches believe the host SYMBOLIZES his body. 00:46 < pdbq> We're supposed to be dosing on Sundays. 00:46 < pdbq> That's the way Jesus said it. 00:46 < donkeykong> man 00:46 < donkeykong> your a godamn genius 00:46 < pdbq> No donky. 00:46 < pdbq> There's SO so sSOSOOSO 00:46 < pdbq> much more. 00:46 < pdbq> You have no idea. 00:46 < donkeykong> whatever man 00:47 < photovoric> jesus is dead :-p 00:47 < donkeykong> u need to smoke some more weed 00:47 < pdbq>
Never eat sugar cubes that you find in your older sister's closet.