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OfflineJadian
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There's two types of clean
    #6366157 - 12/13/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

One type is the clean you live with. Everything has it's place, some things just have a place on the floor.  And certain parts of your closet and/or bathroom might just not need to be cleaned YET, but eventually.

And then there's "Your girlfriend is flying in tomorrow morning to live with you for a month" clean. 

I'm in hide the evidence cleaning mode right now.

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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Jadian]
    #6366176 - 12/13/06 01:52 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

awww. good luck with that, man. i think it's sweet that you cleaned so thoroughly for her!


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6366191 - 12/13/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah good luck bro!  I'm sure she'll apreciate it.  Don't forget to use Windows Washer or something similar to eliminate your internet tracks :laugh:

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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Newbie]
    #6366199 - 12/13/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Thats good dude! I always try to keep my place pretty clean but yeah when my girly is comin over I clean xtra hard!


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: VampireSlayer]
    #6366243 - 12/13/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

There's black dog hair everywhere!

Even halfway up on the doors. How does he put dog hair halfway up a door?


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Jadian]
    #6366257 - 12/13/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I did a very thorough cleaning before my girl got back from Argentina. She slept over last night and gave the seal of approval. She was especially impressed with the bathroom


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6366305 - 12/13/06 02:30 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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I did a very thorough cleaning before my girl got back from Argentina. She slept over last night and gave the seal of approval. She was especially impressed with the bathroom




clean bathrooms are HOT! :wink:


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6366400 - 12/13/06 02:57 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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I did a very thorough cleaning before my girl got back from Argentina. She slept over last night and gave the seal of approval. She was especially impressed with the bathroom




Good point, the shower and counter could use a little cleaning.


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Jadian]
    #6366433 - 12/13/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

This thread reeks of pathetic. :smirk:

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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: TYL3R]
    #6366441 - 12/13/06 03:06 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

No, my sex life as of recently has reeked, this thread has the smell of the cleanliness that's going to cure it. :grin:


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Jadian]
    #6366587 - 12/13/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

i live with my girlfriend :undecided:

feel my pain.

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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Jadian]
    #6366600 - 12/13/06 03:47 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: memes]
    #6366611 - 12/13/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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meams said:
i live with my girlfriend :undecided:

feel my pain.




what's so bad about a live-in girlfriend???  just out of curiosity...


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: a2ndopinion]
    #6366658 - 12/13/06 03:58 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I'd think that'd be a good thing, though annoying at times. I probably need female persuasion to get me to do all sorts of shit that I put off. I haven't cleaned my room in months. :frown:


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: memes]
    #6366825 - 12/13/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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meams said:
i live with my girlfriend :undecided:

feel my pain.




I used to live with her, her family kind of adopted me :grin:

Never minded it, constant sex is nice!

Dark Star - That's funny because I cut my hair way short about two weeks ago :tongue:


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Jadian]
    #6366844 - 12/13/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl: You sir, are whipped. :wink: I doubt that I'd ever cut my hair for a woman, and I damn sure won't change my lifestyle, but I'd be cleaning my house like a tweaker without the tweak right quick, that's for sure. I'm the kinda guy that really drives the ladies nuts, always floating around, doing my own thing, fuck obligations and whatnot.


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Dark_Star]
    #6366883 - 12/13/06 04:57 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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:rofl: You sir, are whipped. :wink: I doubt that I'd ever cut my hair for a woman, and I damn sure won't change my lifestyle, but I'd be cleaning my house like a tweaker without the tweak right quick, that's for sure. I'm the kinda guy that really drives the ladies nuts, always floating around, doing my own thing, fuck obligations and whatnot.




I sure didn't cut it off just for her :tongue:

That's what I'm still like, which makes me wonder why I have a committed relationship at all!

I'm just cleaning because this place is much nicer when it's clean.  And I don't want anything getting in the way from the door to my bed.


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Jadian]
    #6366893 - 12/13/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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Jadian said:

I'm just cleaning because this place is much nicer when it's clean.  And I don't want anything getting in the way from the door to my bed.




excellent.  :thumbup:


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Jadian]
    #6366902 - 12/13/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah man, the amount of dust in my room is sickening...I want it clean so bad, yet when it comes down to doing it....... :lol:

There are times when my long hair annoys me, but overall I dig it....I really like the way I look with it.  I personally think I look like a bit of a douche with short hair.  :shrug:


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Re: There's two types of clean [Re: Dark_Star]
    #6366914 - 12/13/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Fucking hippy, you and my roommate both need a haircut :tongue:


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