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mr_kite
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swearing competition

#6350885 - 12/09/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Lets have a swearing competition.

Five words, make a phrase that constitutes some really top-drawer swearing.

Lets not get personal, racist or biggoted, people. If you dont want to. And not all the words have to be swearwords.

My entry:

"Twatting minge-headed moustachio cuntface"

Marks for style, eloquence, originality and poise.

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Penguarky Tunguin
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Registered: 08/08/04
Posts: 17,192

Re: swearing competition

[Re: mr_kite]
#6350920 - 12/09/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

You want to have a swearing contest but you put LIMITATIONS on it? Fuck off. :smirk:

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mr_kite
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Re: swearing competition

[Re: mr_kite]
#6350925 - 12/09/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck Off is lame-ass.

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EmperorKuzco
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Registered: 02/13/06
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Last seen: 17 years, 1 month

Re: swearing competition

[Re: mr_kite]
#6351019 - 12/09/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Stupid lamo doo doo head.

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adrug

Registered: 02/04/03
Posts: 15,800

Re: swearing competition

[Re: mr_kite]
#6351023 - 12/09/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

<adrug> pnutbot insult the shroomery
<Pnutbot> the shroomery is nothing but a milk-livered enema-bucketful of unmuzzled cat bladders.

Pnutbot wins.

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Hitman203
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Registered: 04/03/06
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Re: swearing competition

[Re: adrug]
#6351026 - 12/09/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

im not in 4th grade....

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adrug

Registered: 02/04/03
Posts: 15,800

Re: swearing competition

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#6351030 - 12/09/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Finally made it into 5th, eh!

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xifuonlyknewx2
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Registered: 05/30/06
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Re: swearing competition

[Re: mr_kite]
#6351166 - 12/09/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

u FUCK DURTY WHORE CUNTS ! :-d lol (like mine )

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Revelation
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Re: swearing competition

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#6351354 - 12/09/06 03:11 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

"It was fuckin obvious that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt."

Alright so it's a line from a film, and it's not exactly stylish but that's some good quality swearage.

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eligal
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Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 7,021
Loc: California

Re: swearing competition

[Re: mr_kite]
#6351375 - 12/09/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

!!poopy-faced fat booty kisser!!

:cuss:

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A E S T H E T I C S A T A N

Registered: 12/27/04
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Re: swearing competition

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#6351379 - 12/09/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

"lassy got blasted. No cunt leaves 'till we find ote what cunt di-it"
Begby-FTW

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Re: swearing competition

[Re: mr_kite]
#6351457 - 12/09/06 03:37 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Slimy chroogomphus hideous gomphidius galerina.

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