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I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls
    #6345969 - 12/07/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

http://www.hollisterco.com/hol/homepage.html


hes the fag on that page  :cool:


He is in my friends fraternity and my friend lives with him.  He tells me that he gets more ass then that dude.  And my friend isnt a good looking guy. 

BTW I have partyed there a couple times.  That guy is weird as fuck.  He is obsessed with working out, but not in a typical way.  he does like girl exercises and shit...  Also he has a big poster of himself looking gay on his wall.  And also my friend told me that the rest of his roommates think he is gay.  apparently he brought home some gay dude from a bar and they slept together..... and he denys he is gay. 

lmao.

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6345975 - 12/07/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Aren't you supposed to be on a date?


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6345977 - 12/07/06 08:55 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I'm having a hard time believing anyone can out fag you.


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6345978 - 12/07/06 08:55 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

sounds like he failed in life. maybe yall should by him a metro to congratulate him.


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: iateshaggy]
    #6345985 - 12/07/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

too bad metros fuck females


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #6345987 - 12/07/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

i meant the car.


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: iateshaggy]
    #6345993 - 12/07/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

+1


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: iateshaggy]
    #6346000 - 12/07/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

geos are the shit

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6346002 - 12/07/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Fucking god if I even believed you this would still be pointless.


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6346016 - 12/07/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Hitman, please, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING SACRED please make a quality post once in your life. Seriously.

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: DNKYD]
    #6346030 - 12/07/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Never gonna happen dude

ignore and go away
ignore and go away
ignore and he goes away

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6346033 - 12/07/06 09:14 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
http://www.hollisterco.com/hol/homepage.html

This is a picture of my boyfriend. Don't you think he's hot? I haven't come out of the closet with all my drinking buddies yet. Do you think they'll catch on if I pretend that I was so drunk I ended up sleeping with him? We'll just deny it so we can still stay cool.






:eek: :eek:

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: angryshroom]
    #6346039 - 12/07/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

well this goes too show you taht looks aren't everything


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6346043 - 12/07/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

The funniest part about Hollister "Surf Co" is that Hollister is really not even close to the beach, its a good 45 minutes inland and its a biker town.

The other Hollister is "Hollister Ranch" which is a stretch of privately owned coastline, but, I somehow doubt that's the one they are talking about.

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: DNKYD]
    #6346047 - 12/07/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Why do I always get the urge to grab a shotgun and stuff it in my mouth whenever I read a Hitman post?

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: despisedicon]
    #6346180 - 12/07/06 10:12 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

despisedicon said:
Never gonna happen dude

ignore and go away
ignore and go away
ignore and he goes away




I feel ashamed. I completely forgot about the ignore feature until you posted this. You are my hero and I owe you a cookie.

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: angryshroom]
    #6346197 - 12/07/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

angryshroom said:
The funniest part about Hollister "Surf Co" is that Hollister is really not even close to the beach, its a good 45 minutes inland and its a biker town.

The other Hollister is "Hollister Ranch" which is a stretch of privately owned coastline, but, I somehow doubt that's the one they are talking about.




yeah man I live in wisconsin and were I'm at theres two of em, with surf boards and shit, and its 6 degree's out right meow. the nearest bitch is 6 hours away at lake michigan.


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: snoot]
    #6346231 - 12/07/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

snoot said:the nearest bitch is 6 hours away at lake michigan.




It must be blueball city wherever you live.

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6346304 - 12/07/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Posts like this are the reason I'm going to get my account deleted on this board and move to the Mycotopia. Who the fuck cares if he's gay. How does this effect any of our lives.
I have an idea! Give him a tube of KY, drop your pants and bend over in front of him. If he fucks you in the ass, YOUR THE WINNER!! You were right all along!! Dumb fuck.

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Pinhead]
    #6346343 - 12/07/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

why the fuck would anyone wnat to go to Mycotopia - instead of truth you have Hippie's bullshit opinions...w


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Zen Peddler]
    #6346350 - 12/07/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Mycotopia always seemed like the Lennie to the Shroomery's George.

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Pinhead]
    #6347364 - 12/08/06 08:36 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Getting upset about a stupid post that some stupid guy made in the Pub to the point that you express that you are going to have your account deleted and leave the forum is sort of short-sighted and, well, entirely irrational, isn't it? :lol:

You aren't a drama whore, are you, sir? It certainly might seem that way. Your perception of reality must be extremely obscured, if you are at this point. I'm wondering if you simply want attention. Do you?

Regardless, you won't be able to have your posts deleted. If you want to see them gone, you'll have to personally go through and individually delete all one thousand, six hundred, and seventy-six of them yourself. Have fun with that! You'll have to ask yourself, midway through, if it is worth removing yourself from this community in such a way, all due to a Hitman post. Hey, this is the first time I even noticed you, so I'm not entirely sure that it'll be too much of a loss anyways. :smirk:


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Pinhead]
    #6347450 - 12/08/06 09:06 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Yes, believe me, your not the only one that feels as if they lost brain cells reading one of Hitman's posts.

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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: Hitman203]
    #6347557 - 12/08/06 10:04 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Hitman203 said:
apparently he brought home some gay dude from a bar and they slept together..... and he denys he is gay. 

lmao.




um... yeah, he's gay... not that there's anything wrong with that :wink:


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Re: I know a Hollister Model who still cant get girls [Re: fireworks_god]
    #6350306 - 12/09/06 08:30 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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fireworks_god said:
Getting upset about a stupid post that some stupid guy made in the Pub to the point that you express that you are going to have your account deleted and leave the forum is sort of short-sighted and, well, entirely irrational, isn't it? :lol:

You aren't a drama whore, are you, sir? It certainly might seem that way. Your perception of reality must be extremely obscured, if you are at this point. I'm wondering if you simply want attention. Do you?

Regardless, you won't be able to have your posts deleted. If you want to see them gone, you'll have to personally go through and individually delete all one thousand, six hundred, and seventy-six of them yourself. Have fun with that! You'll have to ask yourself, midway through, if it is worth removing yourself from this community in such a way, all due to a Hitman post. Hey, this is the first time I even noticed you, so I'm not entirely sure that it'll be too much of a loss anyways. :smirk:



Nah, man. It's not just because of one post. Like I said, "Because of post like this".. There have been many. I'm getting so sick of reading posts about people dosing their dogs, how some ppl think it's ok to go out drunk driving, ppl pissing and moaning because the DEA came to their door after they ordered a pound of red phosphorus, etc. This used to be a great board. Besides, I was very drunk when I posted the other night and just fed up with people in general.
And yeah, I know that if your opinion differs from Hippie3's.. well, your just plain fucking wrong. It just seems to me that Mycotopia screens out more of the younger board members that shouldn't be allowed on anyways. I was venting and it felt good at the time. Usually I just skip over idiotic posts, last night I didn't.

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